@jtolb65.bsky.social
Liberal, crotchety. Half of my followers in the other place were "HOT RUSSIAN GIRLS IN YOUR AREA!" Hopefully here I can branch out to Belarus.
Keep seeing polls showing that the Twat-necked Marmalade Magistrate is sitting at a 37% approval rating.
More than a third of the country is looking around and saying, "ahh, this is the life!"
Fuck me with a rusty fork.
More than a third of the country is looking around and saying, "ahh, this is the life!"
Fuck me with a rusty fork.
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Keep seeing polls showing that the Twat-necked Marmalade Magistrate is sitting at a 37% approval rating.
More than a third of the country is looking around and saying, "ahh, this is the life!"
Fuck me with a rusty fork.
More than a third of the country is looking around and saying, "ahh, this is the life!"
Fuck me with a rusty fork.
In the future there will be an entire history course solely to cover the events between 2020-2030.
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
In the future there will be an entire history course solely to cover the events between 2020-2030.
Standing in the kitchen. I came in here for a reason. If I just stand here and look around it'll come to me. Oreos!! Half a sleeve later and I still don't know what I came in here for.
September 1, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Standing in the kitchen. I came in here for a reason. If I just stand here and look around it'll come to me. Oreos!! Half a sleeve later and I still don't know what I came in here for.
The aliens need to land like fucking NOW!
August 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
The aliens need to land like fucking NOW!
Honest question: Is "Hispanic" the same as "Latino"? Or is that an outdated term?
July 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Honest question: Is "Hispanic" the same as "Latino"? Or is that an outdated term?
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If the GOP reconciliation bill passes, ICE gets through FY2029:
- $45 billion for detention, on top of the current annual budget of $3.4 billion
- $14.4 billion for transportation and removal, on top of the current annual budget of $750 million
- $8 billion for hiring/retention
- Billions more.
- $45 billion for detention, on top of the current annual budget of $3.4 billion
- $14.4 billion for transportation and removal, on top of the current annual budget of $750 million
- $8 billion for hiring/retention
- Billions more.
June 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If the GOP reconciliation bill passes, ICE gets through FY2029:
- $45 billion for detention, on top of the current annual budget of $3.4 billion
- $14.4 billion for transportation and removal, on top of the current annual budget of $750 million
- $8 billion for hiring/retention
- Billions more.
- $45 billion for detention, on top of the current annual budget of $3.4 billion
- $14.4 billion for transportation and removal, on top of the current annual budget of $750 million
- $8 billion for hiring/retention
- Billions more.
Hey Congress? Just wanted to reach out and ask What The Fuck? I guess you guys are good with all the nazi shit they've been doing since I haven't seen one of those fuckers get arrested. But now he's gotten us into a shooting war.
Impeach. Save us.
Impeach. Save us.
June 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Hey Congress? Just wanted to reach out and ask What The Fuck? I guess you guys are good with all the nazi shit they've been doing since I haven't seen one of those fuckers get arrested. But now he's gotten us into a shooting war.
Impeach. Save us.
Impeach. Save us.
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Pasadena Ca, right now.
June 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Pasadena Ca, right now.
Trump's interior designer
June 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Trump's interior designer
I find it inspiring that the richest man in the world is a junkie just like me! I will aspire to greatness as well, right after this little bump.
June 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I find it inspiring that the richest man in the world is a junkie just like me! I will aspire to greatness as well, right after this little bump.
I've had a song stuck in my head for about a week. Starting to get on my nerves, so I figure "why not play it over and over until my brain gets tired of it?"
Follow me for more tips that absolutely do NOT fucking work.
Follow me for more tips that absolutely do NOT fucking work.
May 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I've had a song stuck in my head for about a week. Starting to get on my nerves, so I figure "why not play it over and over until my brain gets tired of it?"
Follow me for more tips that absolutely do NOT fucking work.
Follow me for more tips that absolutely do NOT fucking work.
Wordle 1,435 6/6
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Jeez Louise!!
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May 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Here's my idea: Clear out N. Dakota and rename it The Winners In Life National Park. If you make a billion dollars you get a 50 ft. gold statue of you and every single, solitary cent you make after that goes to schools, art, science, music and free tacos.
May 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Here's my idea: Clear out N. Dakota and rename it The Winners In Life National Park. If you make a billion dollars you get a 50 ft. gold statue of you and every single, solitary cent you make after that goes to schools, art, science, music and free tacos.
Wordle 1,424 3/6
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Because life is a sad veil of tears.
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May 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Wordle 1,424 3/6
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F-18 just dropped into my living room. Tha fuck?
May 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
F-18 just dropped into my living room. Tha fuck?
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May 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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I lost a daytime Emmy to that stupid PBS. Shut 'em down!
May 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I lost a daytime Emmy to that stupid PBS. Shut 'em down!
He wants to reopen Alcatraz. Jesus Harold Christ.
May 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
He wants to reopen Alcatraz. Jesus Harold Christ.
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every. single. word.
May 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
every. single. word.
What's the best wood for building a guillotine? Need something that won't warp in inclement weather. DC can get moist.
May 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What's the best wood for building a guillotine? Need something that won't warp in inclement weather. DC can get moist.
I've got "Mr. Blue Sky" by ELO stuck in my head and I'm very okay with it. It's about time I had a GOOD song looping through my cranium for weeks.
April 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I've got "Mr. Blue Sky" by ELO stuck in my head and I'm very okay with it. It's about time I had a GOOD song looping through my cranium for weeks.
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I came, I saw, I conquered.
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April 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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