Jamie
@jtlovell.bsky.social
Mainly clearing up dog piss. Hello.
Watched the Scotland match until the 90th minute when i got a phone call that's just finished. Can't imagine I missed much.. .
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Watched the Scotland match until the 90th minute when i got a phone call that's just finished. Can't imagine I missed much.. .
Nick's a total hero. Albeit a hero who's just shot himself #CelebTraitors
October 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Nick's a total hero. Albeit a hero who's just shot himself #CelebTraitors
Mark's going to be livid
October 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Mark's going to be livid
It's quite funny how terrible they are at this. Picking names out of a hat would be more successful #CelebTraitors
October 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It's quite funny how terrible they are at this. Picking names out of a hat would be more successful #CelebTraitors
"I'm totally taking this seriously". We hadn't noticed, Mark. #CelebTraitors
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"I'm totally taking this seriously". We hadn't noticed, Mark. #CelebTraitors
It's all fun and games until Mark actually does murder someone out of rage #CelebrityTraitors
October 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It's all fun and games until Mark actually does murder someone out of rage #CelebrityTraitors
Potter trying to get a job on the basis he's seen Seventh Seal and Wild Strawberries.
October 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Potter trying to get a job on the basis he's seen Seventh Seal and Wild Strawberries.
Get the fippedy flip in there! #thefootball
August 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Get the fippedy flip in there! #thefootball
It was whilst on a car journey to Grimsby in 2001 that I heard on the radio that Jack Lemmon had died which was very upsetting and it's that sort of anecdote that ITV missed out on by not letting me co-commentate on the match.
August 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It was whilst on a car journey to Grimsby in 2001 that I heard on the radio that Jack Lemmon had died which was very upsetting and it's that sort of anecdote that ITV missed out on by not letting me co-commentate on the match.
Russell Martin seems like he could be the natural successor to Amorim. Rangers might let him go without any compensation too.
August 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Russell Martin seems like he could be the natural successor to Amorim. Rangers might let him go without any compensation too.
Heartbreaking for the plucky underdogs, nearly a magic comeback from them, but the quality counted in the end to see Grimsby through.
August 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Heartbreaking for the plucky underdogs, nearly a magic comeback from them, but the quality counted in the end to see Grimsby through.
Oti regretting her FPL choices of the Man Utd keeper and the Brentford centre backs.
August 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Oti regretting her FPL choices of the Man Utd keeper and the Brentford centre backs.
SOMEONE GIVE MO A HUG RIGHT NOW
August 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
SOMEONE GIVE MO A HUG RIGHT NOW
Top of the league. STOP THE COUNT
August 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Top of the league. STOP THE COUNT
I'd forgotten how exhausting football is.
August 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'd forgotten how exhausting football is.
Hugo first... something something, variation of the Abbott and Costello Who's on First routine..
August 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Hugo first... something something, variation of the Abbott and Costello Who's on First routine..
Reposted by Jamie
I just hate how feckin' AI wants to poke its virtual nose into everything I try to do on my computer. It's like, every time I open my front door, there's a person on the front mat asking if they come in and paint my house. No. Feck off.
August 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I just hate how feckin' AI wants to poke its virtual nose into everything I try to do on my computer. It's like, every time I open my front door, there's a person on the front mat asking if they come in and paint my house. No. Feck off.
Ah, i've missed the total fuckery of VAR
August 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Ah, i've missed the total fuckery of VAR
After the sublime Test Series between England and India there is nothing that would get me interested in the Hundred
*David Warner gets out cheaply and then an actual fox runs across the outfield*
Well, let's not judge too quickly...
*David Warner gets out cheaply and then an actual fox runs across the outfield*
Well, let's not judge too quickly...
August 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
After the sublime Test Series between England and India there is nothing that would get me interested in the Hundred
*David Warner gets out cheaply and then an actual fox runs across the outfield*
Well, let's not judge too quickly...
*David Warner gets out cheaply and then an actual fox runs across the outfield*
Well, let's not judge too quickly...
Far too stressful for a Sunday
August 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Far too stressful for a Sunday
This looks like an episode of Bewitched where Samantha has suddenly used her powers to stop time, move the bat a few feet from Brook's hands and then restarted time, leaving Harry bewildered.
August 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This looks like an episode of Bewitched where Samantha has suddenly used her powers to stop time, move the bat a few feet from Brook's hands and then restarted time, leaving Harry bewildered.
This Test Match is exhausting. Ours to lose when Duckett and Crawley were having fun in first innings, then India massive favourites last nigh with us out of it. Swinging to us today, looking comfortable this afternoon.. and now the sting in the tail with Brook out.
August 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This Test Match is exhausting. Ours to lose when Duckett and Crawley were having fun in first innings, then India massive favourites last nigh with us out of it. Swinging to us today, looking comfortable this afternoon.. and now the sting in the tail with Brook out.