Jonah
@jpot93.bsky.social
audio guy, stagehand, etc. big into Pauper and Sorcery: Contested Realm.
I heard we're playing with Pauper's best monkeys on this fine #SimianSaturday!
November 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I heard we're playing with Pauper's best monkeys on this fine #SimianSaturday!
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Catholic schools are used as legal conversion therapy because you have to wear a gendered uniform cut your hair a certain way etc etc and you are expelled if you don’t. Do you understand this. do you understand how many kids at each school are there for that reason
I don’t actually think you people comprehend the kind of suffering on even a school level scale the queer people and children at these institutions have to go through like you’re actually brain dead stupid
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Catholic schools are used as legal conversion therapy because you have to wear a gendered uniform cut your hair a certain way etc etc and you are expelled if you don’t. Do you understand this. do you understand how many kids at each school are there for that reason
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hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
September 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
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You cannot reform queerness in society because society has organized itself in opposition to queerness. best we can do is legalize gay marriage, itself a depraved, pastoral, socially mandated ownership kink. it's like if you needed to be in a slave/master dynamic to apply for a lease. absurd society
November 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
You cannot reform queerness in society because society has organized itself in opposition to queerness. best we can do is legalize gay marriage, itself a depraved, pastoral, socially mandated ownership kink. it's like if you needed to be in a slave/master dynamic to apply for a lease. absurd society
read it it's stomach-churningly good
The doctors always said I was Profoundly, Cripplingly Artistic
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
read it it's stomach-churningly good
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apparently Cheney died of pneumonia in his old age. terrible way to go, drowning in your own lungs, drowning on dry land like that. but according to him, that isn’t torture. so you shouldn’t feel bad about it. God was just getting answers out of him. I hope he was scared. I hope he was alone.
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
apparently Cheney died of pneumonia in his old age. terrible way to go, drowning in your own lungs, drowning on dry land like that. but according to him, that isn’t torture. so you shouldn’t feel bad about it. God was just getting answers out of him. I hope he was scared. I hope he was alone.
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You cook the bacon.
Not enough ventilation...
The pan gives off clouds of smoke!
You are coughing!
The clown is coughing!
The dog is coughing!
"IIIIT'S BACON!" The smell drives the dog into a frenzy! The dog bites the clown for 5 points of damage. The dog bites the clown for 8 points of damage. The
Not enough ventilation...
The pan gives off clouds of smoke!
You are coughing!
The clown is coughing!
The dog is coughing!
"IIIIT'S BACON!" The smell drives the dog into a frenzy! The dog bites the clown for 5 points of damage. The dog bites the clown for 8 points of damage. The
November 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
You cook the bacon.
Not enough ventilation...
The pan gives off clouds of smoke!
You are coughing!
The clown is coughing!
The dog is coughing!
"IIIIT'S BACON!" The smell drives the dog into a frenzy! The dog bites the clown for 5 points of damage. The dog bites the clown for 8 points of damage. The
Not enough ventilation...
The pan gives off clouds of smoke!
You are coughing!
The clown is coughing!
The dog is coughing!
"IIIIT'S BACON!" The smell drives the dog into a frenzy! The dog bites the clown for 5 points of damage. The dog bites the clown for 8 points of damage. The
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
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the degenerate commander player: heh. i've constructed a turn two infinite combo with 30 years worth of the most powerful cards printed, in a format they were never intended to be played in
the noble draft player: wow, a four drop 3/2 that boomerangs a creature? that'll fill out my curve perfectly
the noble draft player: wow, a four drop 3/2 that boomerangs a creature? that'll fill out my curve perfectly
November 22, 2024 at 2:47 AM
the degenerate commander player: heh. i've constructed a turn two infinite combo with 30 years worth of the most powerful cards printed, in a format they were never intended to be played in
the noble draft player: wow, a four drop 3/2 that boomerangs a creature? that'll fill out my curve perfectly
the noble draft player: wow, a four drop 3/2 that boomerangs a creature? that'll fill out my curve perfectly
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Let your haters be your satyrs at the drunken orgy of success
October 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Let your haters be your satyrs at the drunken orgy of success
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migrating to templeos
October 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM
migrating to templeos
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You were born a child soldier for the cause of global capitalism you were bred to die at work praising your boss. You were caught up in the endless distractions, the Television of it all, to care that you died the moment you were born. You were never free. Stop mourning your chance to be a slave.
July 23, 2025 at 9:24 AM
You were born a child soldier for the cause of global capitalism you were bred to die at work praising your boss. You were caught up in the endless distractions, the Television of it all, to care that you died the moment you were born. You were never free. Stop mourning your chance to be a slave.
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enough of "you don't have to transition to be trans :)" we need more "you don't have to be trans to transition !" i wanna see more entirely cis people biohacking their bodies
November 24, 2024 at 5:12 AM
enough of "you don't have to transition to be trans :)" we need more "you don't have to be trans to transition !" i wanna see more entirely cis people biohacking their bodies
Caves of Qud
October 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Caves of Qud
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The simple truth is we've allowed journalism to become a simulucra of journalism.
October 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
The simple truth is we've allowed journalism to become a simulucra of journalism.
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"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
October 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
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*taps the PV quote*
September 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
*taps the PV quote*
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put down that feminism girl we gotta become muslim communists
September 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
put down that feminism girl we gotta become muslim communists
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yorkshire doing astral projection
September 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
yorkshire doing astral projection
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."