Joseph P. Garland
@jpgarlandauthor.bsky.social
JPGarlandAuthor Stories in the Gilded Age, modern NY, Austen variations. Erotic romances. He/him. Tuckahoe NY native. NY lawyer.
My books: https://dermodyhouse.com/books/ (Dermody is my father's mom's first surname; the second was Campbell.)
My books: https://dermodyhouse.com/books/ (Dermody is my father's mom's first surname; the second was Campbell.)
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Contemporary Available widely in paperback and hardcover formats and exclusively in ebook, including on Kindle Unlimited, on Amazon. I Am Alex Locus is the story of a twenty-three-year-old woman wh…
dermodyhouse.com
By way of introduction, I write literary fiction. My books and stories are contemporary, set in the early Gilded Age in NYC, or Jane Austen Fan Fiction (JAFF). Most, except for the JAFF, are set in and around NYC.
You can sample them on my webpage. dermodyhouse.com/books/
You can sample them on my webpage. dermodyhouse.com/books/
At the same time the NY Times was hyping Hillary Clinton's emails, it had a reporter with emails from Jeffrey Epstein that were highly damaging to Trump.
The more NYT apologists try to minimize this the clearer it becomes that they don't understand why much of the public doesn't trust legacy media.
The more NYT apologists try to minimize this the clearer it becomes that they don't understand why much of the public doesn't trust legacy media.
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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The Pedophile Protection Party
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The Pedophile Protection Party
@mikesacks.bsky.social Pointed reference to Lawler.
The Republican Brain Doesn’t Want To Understand Health Care open.substack.com/pub/paulkrug...
The Republican Brain Doesn’t Want To Understand Health Care open.substack.com/pub/paulkrug...
The Republican Brain Doesn’t Want To Understand Health Care
For 15 years we have heard the same lies and misrepresentations
open.substack.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
@mikesacks.bsky.social Pointed reference to Lawler.
The Republican Brain Doesn’t Want To Understand Health Care open.substack.com/pub/paulkrug...
The Republican Brain Doesn’t Want To Understand Health Care open.substack.com/pub/paulkrug...
Sarah Jessica Parker and being a judge for the Booker Prize. And she rides the subway! (Gift article.) www.nytimes.com/2025/11/11/b...
Sarah Jessica Parker’s Year of Judging the Booker Prize
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Sarah Jessica Parker and being a judge for the Booker Prize. And she rides the subway! (Gift article.) www.nytimes.com/2025/11/11/b...
@mikesacks.bsky.social Doesn't this mean I'm better off with a GOP representative? You know, just in case.
P.S. Is Mike Lawler married?
P.S. Is Mike Lawler married?
IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO DO SOME CRIMES AND WANT TO GET AWAY WITH IT:
*Become a Republican member of Congress
*Donate money to President Trump or cronies
*Marry a Republican member of Congress
*Become a Republican member of Congress
*Donate money to President Trump or cronies
*Marry a Republican member of Congress
NEW: Trump pardons the husband of GOP Rep. Diana Harshbarger.
Bob Harshbarger pleaded guilty to fraud & distributing kidney drugs from China that weren't FDA approved.
His wife was an officer in the company, but claimed she wasn't involved.
The WH says the pardon was not related to his last name
Bob Harshbarger pleaded guilty to fraud & distributing kidney drugs from China that weren't FDA approved.
His wife was an officer in the company, but claimed she wasn't involved.
The WH says the pardon was not related to his last name
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
@mikesacks.bsky.social Doesn't this mean I'm better off with a GOP representative? You know, just in case.
P.S. Is Mike Lawler married?
P.S. Is Mike Lawler married?
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Ghislaine Maxwell was sentenced to 20 years in prison for assisting in & participating in the rape of countless children & without explanation, the Trump admin moved her to a Club Fed where she is now being waited on hand & foot & they even gave her a fucking puppy.
Anyone wanna explain that?
Anyone wanna explain that?
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell was sentenced to 20 years in prison for assisting in & participating in the rape of countless children & without explanation, the Trump admin moved her to a Club Fed where she is now being waited on hand & foot & they even gave her a fucking puppy.
Anyone wanna explain that?
Anyone wanna explain that?
I very much liked some parts of an old 44K story and not others. So I'm doing a major rewrite. A couple of connected New York romances I hope to get out by the end of the month. And playing with possible covers.
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I very much liked some parts of an old 44K story and not others. So I'm doing a major rewrite. A couple of connected New York romances I hope to get out by the end of the month. And playing with possible covers.
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1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
Beautiful fall day in New York. Wearing my editors hat.
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Beautiful fall day in New York. Wearing my editors hat.
My weekly entry for a max of 250 words, in this case using the phrase "You Should Get Out Sometime." It didn't win.
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
My weekly entry for a max of 250 words, in this case using the phrase "You Should Get Out Sometime." It didn't win.
Are you in Mesa? @anelsonlmpotter.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Are you in Mesa? @anelsonlmpotter.bsky.social
Fox News is in New York.
Watch to the end
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Fox News is in New York.
Are Hispanics America’s New Jews?
open.substack.com/pub/paulkrug...
open.substack.com/pub/paulkrug...
Are Hispanics America’s New Jews?
That was the realignment that was
open.substack.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Are Hispanics America’s New Jews?
open.substack.com/pub/paulkrug...
open.substack.com/pub/paulkrug...
Somehow I don't think the threat of some families moving out of NYC and taking their kids out of elite Manhattan schools because of Mamdani is going to be as crippling as the NY Post seems to think it will be.
nypost.com/2025/11/05/u...
nypost.com/2025/11/05/u...
Parents began planning to take their kids out of NYC schools minutes after Zohran Mamdani’s mayoral win
A top school placement consultant says he’s been flooded with calls since the election results came in.
nypost.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Somehow I don't think the threat of some families moving out of NYC and taking their kids out of elite Manhattan schools because of Mamdani is going to be as crippling as the NY Post seems to think it will be.
nypost.com/2025/11/05/u...
nypost.com/2025/11/05/u...
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This is the kind of thing which makes me think better things are possible.
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
This is the kind of thing which makes me think better things are possible.
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Last night's elections are over. This morning's Supreme Court arguments in the tariffs case are about to begin at 10 a.m. IT NEVER ENDS!
There is simply no principled way for the Republican-appointed justices to uphold Trump's tariffs ... and yet, they still might! slate.com/news-and-pol...
There is simply no principled way for the Republican-appointed justices to uphold Trump's tariffs ... and yet, they still might! slate.com/news-and-pol...
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Last night's elections are over. This morning's Supreme Court arguments in the tariffs case are about to begin at 10 a.m. IT NEVER ENDS!
There is simply no principled way for the Republican-appointed justices to uphold Trump's tariffs ... and yet, they still might! slate.com/news-and-pol...
There is simply no principled way for the Republican-appointed justices to uphold Trump's tariffs ... and yet, they still might! slate.com/news-and-pol...
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This person took this when they called the race
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Inbox— next cover of the New Yorker: “Mayor Mamdani,” by Edel Rodriguez
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Inbox— next cover of the New Yorker: “Mayor Mamdani,” by Edel Rodriguez
November 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Disposable cheap N95 respirators are one of the greatest inventions in medical history. We *accidentally* drove one of the circulating flu strains *EXTINCT* in the wild early in COVID!
N95s can prevent more than just Covid!
They stop colds, flus and other airborne illness.
They’re also highly effective against pollen, pollution, wildfire smoke and environmental triggers.
Many maskers haven’t been sick in years.
Respirators are pretty amazing.
They stop colds, flus and other airborne illness.
They’re also highly effective against pollen, pollution, wildfire smoke and environmental triggers.
Many maskers haven’t been sick in years.
Respirators are pretty amazing.
November 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Disposable cheap N95 respirators are one of the greatest inventions in medical history. We *accidentally* drove one of the circulating flu strains *EXTINCT* in the wild early in COVID!
Throwback. My second/last marathon. 2006. On Fifth. With my distinctive head tilt. My wife said she could always know it was me by that tilt, which I never realized I had until I saw pictures.
After I got my bag, I met her on W77th. She hugged me. Said she didn't understand it but was happy for me.
After I got my bag, I met her on W77th. She hugged me. Said she didn't understand it but was happy for me.
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Throwback. My second/last marathon. 2006. On Fifth. With my distinctive head tilt. My wife said she could always know it was me by that tilt, which I never realized I had until I saw pictures.
After I got my bag, I met her on W77th. She hugged me. Said she didn't understand it but was happy for me.
After I got my bag, I met her on W77th. She hugged me. Said she didn't understand it but was happy for me.
A tough town. @reneegendron.bsky.social @anelsonlmpotter.bsky.social
An entire city of unsupervised theatre kids.
The music cuts off awkwardly before the end, but this is an incredible NYC Halloween costume compilation.
November 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
A tough town. @reneegendron.bsky.social @anelsonlmpotter.bsky.social
The beginning of a Halloween scene.
October 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The beginning of a Halloween scene.
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REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): “If this is what they’re doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilities… what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?”
October 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): “If this is what they’re doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilities… what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?”
In Durango, Colorado, ICE GOONS violently assaulted an elderly woman during a peaceful protest. They stole her phone, grabbed her by the hair, and threw her down a hill.
October 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM