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VVitchBones
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I play video games and write about them.

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Here's my full review:

www.thegamer.com/hyrule-warri...

The embargo stops me from going too deep on the story, but it feels decidedly more serious in its tone than Age of Calamity ever did, partly because you know that it's going to end with Zelda making a huge sacrifice.

More on that soon! 👀
Hyrule Warriors: Age Of Imprisonment Is The Narrative Epic Its Predecessor Should Have Been
Koei Tecmo and Nintendo have produced a musou title where Princess Zelda takes the spotlight.
www.thegamer.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I turn my back for a minute and she’s backed us onto a rock. Guess who was driving from then on?

Smooth the entire way … honest. #gamingfails
Rowan was *not* pleased with my driving although *I* didn't lose the RV to a bear attack so. Who's better at the game? Up for debate. @respawninn.bsky.social @rvthereyetgame.com
October 29, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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I’ve been broken for the last ~24 hours but my first big TGS piece has just dropped.

I spoke to Resident Evil Requiem director, Nakanishi-san, and producer, Kumazawa-san, about returning to Raccoon City, and what they learnt from 5 & 6, and revisiting Outbreak.

www.thegamer.com/resident-evi...
“You’re Seeing The Next Chapter In The Overall Storyline”: Resident Evil Requiem's Director And Producer Discuss Returning To Raccoon City, Lessons From The Past, And The Mysterious Hooded Figure
We dove deep into all things Resident Evil Requiem with Capcom at Tokyo Games Show.
www.thegamer.com
September 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Hades 2 is exceptional. Supergiant has yet again crafted a nuanced narrative journey with so much depth and unpredictability.

Everything about it is so touching, driven, and eager to surprise at every turn. 🌓

Bravo, @supergiantgames.bsky.social.

www.thegamer.com/hades-2-revi...
September 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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We played #ProjectedDreams from Flowberry Studio, and here are our thoughts!

#cozygame #gamer #gaming #cosygame
Projected Dreams Review: Stress-Free Cosy Fun | Respawn Inn
www.respawninn.co.uk
June 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Enter our giveaway to win BG3 on PC or Lost Records on Xbox!

#gamers #lostrecords #baldursgate3 #win #giveaway #competition
Respawn Inn is having a launch month giveaway!

For a chance to win either Baldur's Gate 3 (PC) OR Lost Records: Blood & Rage (Xbox):

🎮 Follow us
🎮 Like and share this post
🎮 Comment which game you hope to win and why! 🤞

#gaming #gamer #bg3 #lostrecords #xboxone #pcgaming #xbox #PS5 #giveaway
June 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
May 17, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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I have been laid off by GAMURS Group and am looking for work. I come with 10 years experience in writing, editing, editorial management, content strategy, data analysis, and SEO. Open to any and all work in the gaming and consumer tech spaces. Signal boosting appreciated!
April 11, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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i’ve also just been laid off from Gamurs. i have 10 years as a video games and entertainment editor, with interview, event coverage, and column publishing experience. potential job opps and signal boosts appreciated 💙

my words: writingfordonuts.com
April 11, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Honoured to be able to review Tape 1 of Lost Records: Bloom & Rage this month. Can’t wait till April for part 2! dotesports.com/general/news...
#lostrecords
Lost Records: Bloom & Rage part 1 review: An unforgettable nostalgia trip
The first half of an intriguing narrative adventure.
dotesports.com
February 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Carrie Bradshaw and Ally McBeal were both stories about straight white women who were everything they were supposed to be (incredibly thin, pretty, and accomplished) endlessly chasing boring men who treated them like dogshit but in a funny way.
December 17, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Not to mention a new Fortnite chapter plus Fortnite OG. It’s been a busy week!
The Thing: Remastered, Indiana Jones, Marvel Rivals, Path of Exile 2, new CoD zombies map, and Infinity Nikki.

It's been a stacked two days in gaming.
December 6, 2024 at 5:50 PM
SPOTIFY WRAPPED IS HERE AT LAST 💃🏻
December 4, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Is it sad that I’m really looking forward to Spotify Wrapped? 💃🏻🎶
December 2, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Where have we heard this rhetoric before?
Here is Trump’s nominee for FBI Director Kash Patel calling for “offensive operations” to jail Americans who they consider “the enemy.”

“We will go out and find the conspirators... Yes, we are going to come after the people in the media."
December 1, 2024 at 8:10 AM
True story 😅
November 30, 2024 at 9:11 AM
Is it sad that I’m really looking forward to Spotify Wrapped? 💃🏻🎶
November 29, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Morning all. Just a reminder:
November 26, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Happily share a pic of my majestic hound
November 24, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.
November 24, 2024 at 4:44 PM