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josh corbitt
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xennial dad/stepdad/husband
introvert
deconstructing exvangelical
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Church members getting arrested for feeding the homeless or housing immigrants the way Jesus explicitly told them to do:

“President trumps taskforce to eradicate anti-Christian bias will save us!”

Arresting officer: “that name was too long, we’re just called the Antichrist Force now.”
February 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“so this is how democracy dies… with memes and broccoli hair.”

-george lucas, probably
February 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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cannot be said enough that for a decade a critical number of americans have simply refused to accept that he means what he says
I hold a lot of disdain for the people who didn’t see this coming given P2025 but it does seem like the actual support for these goals is nonexistent, everyone who voted for him did so under the incredibly stupid assumption that he wouldn’t do this
February 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
NEW - Ottawa Senators fans booed the American national anthem at the beginning of tonight’s hockey game.
February 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Mary Poppins, a beautiful story where a nanny and some parkouring chimney sweeps teach children, through the medium of witchcraft, about CLASS WAR.
January 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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The past several days have proven without a shadow of a doubt that Project 2025 is real and underway.

And those who warned America about it were right.
January 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
January 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
January 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Just a reminder that you don’t have to do the next 4 years like you did his last 4 years. Protect your peace, pick important battles, mute accounts that make you spiral. I can’t let my daily mental health hinge on his depravity again, and it’s ok to regroup and fight cleaner and better and smarter.
January 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and steps like a goose…
January 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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January 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Mark Zuckerberg: I built this platform to give the people a voice
Me: okay but actually you built it to rate how hot the woman at your school were
January 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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forever this
January 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
merry christmas everyone!
December 24, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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December 23, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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Old Testament parents be like here are my sons Bel-Shazzarathoth, Hamnamasham, and Gamaliel and my daughters, Rebecca, Elizabeth and Tracy
December 20, 2024 at 2:47 AM
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If you think about it, the very best books are really just extremely long spells that turn you into a different person for the rest of your life
December 12, 2024 at 1:40 PM
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hey just a heads up, we have a couple avocados on the counter that somebody needs to eat before they go bad
December 9, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.
December 10, 2024 at 4:25 AM
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People not elected to government should not have the power to reshape the government, especially people whose obscene wealth depends on the government functioning a certain way.

This is not a hot take.

It's just plain common sense.
December 7, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.
December 5, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM