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Skattebo and Dart on the same team is incredible for the maximum four games a year they can both be healthy at the same time
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The final connection being delayed after starting the day yesterday morning 6500 miles away is something. Bless the US for putting a bar right at the gate.
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Alright Japan, thanks for having me. You’ve been lovely! It’s been an experience.
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Scanning the boarding area, I don’t see any tiny children or babies, which means one should be materializing shortly to sit within screaming distance on this 12 hour flight.
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Currently in the “burning off the yen left on the Suica card” phase of travel
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
The lack of airport bars at Haneda marks another difference in our cultures. ie the Japanese do not believe in the airport as a neutral zone where drinking is acceptable at any hour
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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God is w o r k i n g
Tristan Wirfs is eligible. Tristan Wirfs is in the end zone for the first time in his career.
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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When this criminal was jailed, the judge told David Gentile and America: ‘This is a warning to would-be fraudsters that seeking to get rich by taking advantage of investors gets you only a one-way ticket to jail.’ I guess not
November 30, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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"a man calling himself 'beast' is bribing men and women to participate in unholy games" you would tell that to any arbitrary person in europe for centuries and they would not need any further convincing to say it was the doing of the Adversary
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Japanese sponcon is great because they dragged a bunch of TV personalities out to a farm and made them pick and haul produce just to show how high quality the ingredients in a boxed juice are. Let’s send Fallon out to the fields to tromp around in pig shit for a while.
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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upset that I am just learning that in 2023 Sam Altman tweeted "i am a zero-interest-rates phenomenon"

he...he admit it!!!
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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One of those headlines where each successive word makes it worse
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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honestly, if you said the goal of this administration was to make cocaine as cheap and plentiful as possible, it would explain like 75% of their actions
in the midst of our supposed campaign against Venezuelan drug traffickers the President of the United States has chosen to pardon the Former President of Honduras, freeing him from his long prison sentence earned for trafficking more than 400 tons of cocaine into the United States
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.

And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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If Trump proactively pardons Hegseth, the solution is to signal either to the ICC or the country of origin of the murdered men that we will honor extradition requests on this point.

And then, in something of an irony, Noem him out of the country before anyone can react.
Historical precedent of note...
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Rarely in life there are moments when you realize you’re acquiring an heirloom. Had that moment today buying a full set of Japanese chisels and a beautiful hand plane from an awesome little family establishment in Tokyo, Inoue Hamano. Can’t wait to get home and put them to use!
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Trump has never once in his life extemporaneously used the phrase "western civilization." He was once asked about western liberalism and thought they were talking about California Democrats. One of the more blatant tells for a Miller-written screed.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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this is where i insist you have to tell your family stories like this at Thanksgiving! it's the only way they'll ever actually learn what's happening!
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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I am ready to go beyond implication and say after reading the facts here that one of the most recognizable people working in the White House almost certainly had ICE arrest her nephew's mother as a favor to her brother
This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
No mashed potatoes at KFC in Japan. For shame.
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM