Josh Hawkins
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Josh Hawkins
@joshhawkinslife.bsky.social
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A opening photo that I love from a few weeks ago.
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This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!
April 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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A reminder that Donold feeds off of fear.
He wants everyone to be afraid at all times.
He wants you to stop discussing Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
He wants you to stop discussing SignalGate.
So he sows fear and panic.
April 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous...
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March 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’
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March 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Ha! We can win. We just need to tell them MAGA isn’t allowed in.
March 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Morning.
March 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Trump’s North American Tariffs: Myth Vs. Fact
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March 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This AI I can get behind. Both encouraging learning and at least a slight attitude problem.

arstechnica.com/ai/2025/03/a...
AI coding assistant refuses to write code, tells user to learn programming instead
Cursor AI tells user, “I cannot generate code for you, as that would be completing your work.”…
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March 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO
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March 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Big day in the house.

1. Erin's last day of radiation and chemo. 30 days. Still some work to do, a lot of healing for Erin to do. I'm hoping in a few weeks, a month, she'll be able to resume some normalcy in her day to day life. This has been really tough on her.
March 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Doja Cat’s performance of Diamonds are Forever was better than the whole original movie.
March 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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“And on this platform, folks, those most perplexing people... the Lads with the Siamese Beard! Unrelated by blood, they are joined in a manner that mystifies the mightiest minds in the land!”

Dr. Seuss 1941.
Special Collections and Archives, UC San Diego Library.
March 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My son is thinking about quitting soccer. 3 practices a week for 2 hours each and one game for 2 hours. Instead he’d like to make dinner 2-3 times a week. Homemade dinner out of cookbook.

If this happens, no one is ever allowed to question my skills as a parent.
February 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
My big dog loves to cuddle. She really does.
February 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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"Legal observers tell me they’ve never seen a deal quite like it before." - @noahshachtman.bsky.social

More: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
February 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I started getting us print magazines recently to encourage the kids to read some in depth articles. We got our first issue of @rollingstone.com and wow. Gorgeous. Great use of photos, great photos, great layout. I’m impressed to see it. Well worth it.
February 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Luna and Nyx living their best life.
February 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Technically Woman Gentrifying Land Of Potawatomi People
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February 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Here he is, whining that people know their rights.
Border czar Tom Homan is on CNN complaining that Chicago is “very well educated” and people “know their rights” too well for ICE to be able to enforce mass deportations. Good work, neighbors.
January 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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I love my city. I miss my city.
Border czar Tom Homan is on CNN complaining that Chicago is “very well educated” and people “know their rights” too well for ICE to be able to enforce mass deportations. Good work, neighbors.
January 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’m waiting to find out if we’ve gotten rain yet. I don’t think we have.
January 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Biologists Unveil New Taxonomic System Classifying Species By Hotness
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January 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM