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Josh Flaum
@joshflaum.bsky.social
Writer, producer, and rage-against-the-machiner
If anyone wants to know my age, I am ‘eating a bunch of grapes first thing in the morning will ruin my entire day’ years old.
September 17, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Step through the doors of the Church of Vampirentology! Chapters 2&3 of CURSES! spinoff ALL WRONG! are up now and FREE to read! Find the visual novel on Storyloom right here: storyloom.com/stories/a35e...

#visualnovel #comedy #fantasy #choices
September 4, 2023 at 2:01 AM
PRO TIP: if you shout “never surrender” in defiance of authorities, you should do so BEFORE surrendering to said authorities and then— and this is important— DON’T surrender
August 25, 2023 at 4:12 AM
I wish I was the kind of guy who looked good in a trench coat, but let’s get real, I can’t even pull off shirts
August 22, 2023 at 7:36 PM
hurriquake™
August 20, 2023 at 10:42 PM
People who run in mirror mazes as children are the people who “invest” in NFTs as adults
Not_Paris_Hiltons_Bro on TikTok
Score: Mirror maze 16 and kids 0 #mirror #maze #funny #fail #kidsoftiktok #compilation
www.tiktok.com
August 18, 2023 at 1:41 AM
FUN FACT: Jewface made his first appearance in Batman #18 next to The Green Globalist, Media Maid, and The Space Laser

Also, Twitter is a Nazi hellhole
August 16, 2023 at 9:13 PM
Sen. Feinstein looks like a vampire that's been starved of blood for centuries, but sure, let's put her in charge of counterterrorism and border security and human rights and whatnot
August 16, 2023 at 7:41 PM
CRICKET: ...and so it is with a profound sense of duty that I stand before you today to announce my candidacy for President...

*crickets*

CRICKET: You're too kind...

*crickets*

CRICKET: Okay calm down...

*crickets*

CRICKET: STOP IT I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK
August 16, 2023 at 5:53 PM
Reposted by Josh Flaum
Hello Jews of Bluesky. If you would like to be included in the new JewSky Plus feed repost this! And if you ever want to be removed from it, undo the repost!

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:24atmhsxslaeuvf2gcmv7fh3/feed/jewsky-plus
August 16, 2023 at 3:25 AM
Reposted by Josh Flaum
She makes a great few points, no? So I have to ask: What the hell is wrong with half the voters?
August 15, 2023 at 5:10 PM
Yes, she’s been indicted, but I still can’t imagine a lower point for Jenna Ellis than being farted on twice by Rudy Giuliani at a Michigan election fraud hearing
August 15, 2023 at 5:14 AM
Look, I’ve lived an excellent life and have few complaints. But sometimes, for any number of reasons that would be unfair to him, I still wish that @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com was my dad
August 15, 2023 at 2:20 AM
Stir-fried foods are just a part of the left's wok agenda
August 14, 2023 at 9:59 PM
I went to an AI image generator and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
August 14, 2023 at 8:40 PM
Turns out Young Buns was a terrible name for my animated feature about teenage rabbits in the old west
August 14, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Just got my 23andMe results and I am 99% Ashkenazi Jew, 1% everything bagel
August 14, 2023 at 1:55 AM