Joseph L. Selby
@josephlselby.com
Ed tech professional, writer, gamer, nerd. I like your cat more than I like you. [he/him | they/them]
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
The maga response to the Epstien files is exactly what you expect it is. They're already certain the emails don't say anything or they're fake or anything but the fact that they're damning. It truly is a cult-level of denial of the truth.
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The maga response to the Epstien files is exactly what you expect it is. They're already certain the emails don't say anything or they're fake or anything but the fact that they're damning. It truly is a cult-level of denial of the truth.
It would ensure major AI solutions only came from the biggest players, but I think companies like OpenAI, Anthropic, and Google should power their data centers with nuclear power that they build and maintain. An off-grid solution entirely for themselves, paid for from their own wallets.
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It would ensure major AI solutions only came from the biggest players, but I think companies like OpenAI, Anthropic, and Google should power their data centers with nuclear power that they build and maintain. An off-grid solution entirely for themselves, paid for from their own wallets.
Now that my fury has cooled, I'm pondering if the 8 Democratic turncoats might have actually been right. With a president who enjoys being cruel and a speaker that does whatever the president tells him, there likely was no negotiation to be made. Pain and suffering were the goal not the cost.
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Now that my fury has cooled, I'm pondering if the 8 Democratic turncoats might have actually been right. With a president who enjoys being cruel and a speaker that does whatever the president tells him, there likely was no negotiation to be made. Pain and suffering were the goal not the cost.
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"Blue no matter who!" would hold more water if the didn't constantly pull bullshit like this and do their best to meet middle ground with people who will just move the goal posts again and again.
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"Blue no matter who!" would hold more water if the didn't constantly pull bullshit like this and do their best to meet middle ground with people who will just move the goal posts again and again.
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
A bald eagle just flew overhead. Not soared. It was probably 20ish feet above me. That was cool.
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
A bald eagle just flew overhead. Not soared. It was probably 20ish feet above me. That was cool.
This is a real exchange I had with someone from my area on Next Door. There is a gap in thinking that I question whether it can ever be bridged.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This is a real exchange I had with someone from my area on Next Door. There is a gap in thinking that I question whether it can ever be bridged.
Have paying work for the first time in 8 months. Waited to treat myself. Got scammed out of $100. Not the treat I was expecting.
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Have paying work for the first time in 8 months. Waited to treat myself. Got scammed out of $100. Not the treat I was expecting.
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If the dead don't want to be spoken of poorly then they should have been better people in life.
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
If the dead don't want to be spoken of poorly then they should have been better people in life.
#drybarwisdom: Folks are arguing over whether Trump or Biden was the worst president in US history. I'm sitting over here in my corner, waiting for an opportunity to start talking about Andrew Johnson.
October 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
#drybarwisdom: Folks are arguing over whether Trump or Biden was the worst president in US history. I'm sitting over here in my corner, waiting for an opportunity to start talking about Andrew Johnson.
Someone posted a "We live on stolen land" picture to my local NextDoor forum. This elicited the expected partisan responses. One of the silliest was the person who said, "American Indians come from other nations, too!" They migrated 19,000 years before the world's first city much less nation states.
October 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Someone posted a "We live on stolen land" picture to my local NextDoor forum. This elicited the expected partisan responses. One of the silliest was the person who said, "American Indians come from other nations, too!" They migrated 19,000 years before the world's first city much less nation states.
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Of course not. It's now just Bezos' personal tabloid.
Three times in the past two weeks, editorials at the 'Washington Post' failed to disclose that they focused on matters in which owner Jeff Bezos had a material interest.
'Washington Post' editorials omit a key disclosure: Bezos' financial ties
Three times in the past two weeks, editorials at the 'Washington Post' failed to disclose that they focused on matters in which owner Jeff Bezos had a material interest.
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October 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Of course not. It's now just Bezos' personal tabloid.
Is the White House ballroom micro-dick energy? Yes. But I don't get the fervor with which people are upset about it. It's the equivalent of hanging testicles from the hitch of your truck. You laugh at how pathetic the person is and then move on.
Am I missing something?
Am I missing something?
October 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Is the White House ballroom micro-dick energy? Yes. But I don't get the fervor with which people are upset about it. It's the equivalent of hanging testicles from the hitch of your truck. You laugh at how pathetic the person is and then move on.
Am I missing something?
Am I missing something?
Who all had to google "skull and crossbones SS tattoo" because you have no idea what skull and crossbones iconography is associated with the SS?
October 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Who all had to google "skull and crossbones SS tattoo" because you have no idea what skull and crossbones iconography is associated with the SS?
#dinerwisdom: New nutjob at the counter. He's talking about how the democrats are ruining the world, nothing all that groundbreaking there. Then they start talking about January 6th, and he says, "I should know. I was there."
I am floored.
I am floored.
October 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
#dinerwisdom: New nutjob at the counter. He's talking about how the democrats are ruining the world, nothing all that groundbreaking there. Then they start talking about January 6th, and he says, "I should know. I was there."
I am floored.
I am floored.
#dinerwisdom: Two young finance bros have been talking money for the past 2 hours. One of them is arguing that the American dream is creating generational wealth. People hoarding money by any means fulfill that dream. I turned around, and he looks exactly like the douchebag you're imagining.
October 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
#dinerwisdom: Two young finance bros have been talking money for the past 2 hours. One of them is arguing that the American dream is creating generational wealth. People hoarding money by any means fulfill that dream. I turned around, and he looks exactly like the douchebag you're imagining.
With Schumer convincing Janet Mills to primary challenge Platner, it's time for @aoc.bsky.social to primary Schumer.
October 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
With Schumer convincing Janet Mills to primary challenge Platner, it's time for @aoc.bsky.social to primary Schumer.
So this racist piece of shit made an awful comment on a TikTok. The creator responded by encouraging their followers to reach out to the guy's son's sports sponsor. Can you imagine having your life bulldozed by an online mob because your dad is a piece of shit? Internet justice is scary sometimes.
October 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
So this racist piece of shit made an awful comment on a TikTok. The creator responded by encouraging their followers to reach out to the guy's son's sports sponsor. Can you imagine having your life bulldozed by an online mob because your dad is a piece of shit? Internet justice is scary sometimes.
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I swear that the first MF that answers a presidential debate with “your mom” has my vote
October 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I swear that the first MF that answers a presidential debate with “your mom” has my vote
The governors of Illinois and Oregon should call up their own guard to repel invaders.
October 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The governors of Illinois and Oregon should call up their own guard to repel invaders.
How in the world is Trump calling up guard from California? Newsom is the commander of the guard unless they've been federalized, and the injunctions in place make a strong case against federalization. He should order them to stand down.
October 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
How in the world is Trump calling up guard from California? Newsom is the commander of the guard unless they've been federalized, and the injunctions in place make a strong case against federalization. He should order them to stand down.
I'm still looking for work. And I've started to ponder, what if I took that big signing bonus to work for ICE and just ended up being the worst agent ever? Like, "Oh no, he got away again! That keeps happening! These immigrants are so fast!" *counts $50,000*
October 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I'm still looking for work. And I've started to ponder, what if I took that big signing bonus to work for ICE and just ended up being the worst agent ever? Like, "Oh no, he got away again! That keeps happening! These immigrants are so fast!" *counts $50,000*
Small businesses in my town are really starting to suffer, and even the conservatives among them admit that it's Trump's economic policies that are causing the decline in customers. No one has money to spend. They say they're hoping to weather the storm until a new president reverses course.
October 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Small businesses in my town are really starting to suffer, and even the conservatives among them admit that it's Trump's economic policies that are causing the decline in customers. No one has money to spend. They say they're hoping to weather the storm until a new president reverses course.
I've been seeing video and image generation from the latest AI models. All the things that used to be easy tells (like hands and feet) are completely gone. The era of the deepfake has arrived.
Do you think Rob Liefeld is pissed that AI figured out feet before he did?
Do you think Rob Liefeld is pissed that AI figured out feet before he did?
October 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I've been seeing video and image generation from the latest AI models. All the things that used to be easy tells (like hands and feet) are completely gone. The era of the deepfake has arrived.
Do you think Rob Liefeld is pissed that AI figured out feet before he did?
Do you think Rob Liefeld is pissed that AI figured out feet before he did?