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Jordan
@jordanh.bsky.social
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There are things i know and things i do not. And as a white “cinephile” I think admitting to not knowing things is slightly impressive

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Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month
Netflix Confirms Cancel Membership Button Will Be Leaving Streaming Service Next Month
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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wittywebhandle.bsky.social
The "Where's My Wife" Fit Featuring 4 protaganists all wearing Jeans, A green / dark shirt, and bomber overcoat. James Sunderland Sebastian Castellanos Alan Wake Ethan Winters
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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puzzledpagan.bsky.social
Bluesky is a wild place, y'all.
A Skeet from Ken Klippenstein saying "Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place." With a picture of Mamdani and Trump. Then a thread break an an unhinged skeet saying "Actually, no. There were no laws against having sex with child slaves in 1776."
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
it's actually really good our stock is down $500 billion, you fool, you absolute simpleton

www.businessinsider.com/jensen-huang...
"Nobody in history has ever lost $500 billion in a few weeks," Huang said. "You've gotta be worth a lot to lose $500 billion in a few weeks."
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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moviehooligan.bsky.social
I love bringing people to their doctor’s office. I have no allegiance to this place. I can steal all the swabs I want. Untethered from all decorum. I am free like an animal.
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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theequeerstrian.bsky.social
I know no peace (/pos)
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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adamsandler.click
what if there was a kinda alcohol you could drink all the time, any time of day, without everyone thinking you're a piece of shit? it's called Jim's Juice, i'm Jim, i invented it, i'm fucked the hell up right now, and (winks at juice box full of fermented kratom tea) you probably didn't even notice,
October 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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bluetomorrows.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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goldfomger.bsky.social
tribute poster for the goodest boy 🐕
Film poster for the movie “Good Boy” that has a close up of Indy’s face with a hand reaching out reflecting in his eyes
October 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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tamarbrandt.bsky.social
Grindle you thieving twerp. #Silksong
A digital illustration depicting Grindle from the game Hollow Knight: Silksong. Grindle is a small thieving bug of indeterminate species. He is being grasped tightly in a large human hand that has an angry vein popping out of the wrist, and appears cartoonishly distressed. The hand is a neutral mid-gray.
October 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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mamatried.bsky.social
lol it’s this guy
Tweet from 11/2/24 showing Harry Sisson and his 4 friends in a car that reads “we’re Gen Z voters and we all PROUDLY voted for Kamala Harris! Real men support Harris” Robert J O’Neill quotes it with “You're not men. You're boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.”
October 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
10/07/2025
a crude drawing of a trash bin with a large human face sticking out of the top of it, surrounded by trash, with the caption "early testing for the public trash bins with human faces that beg to be fed garbage indicated that most found them too unsettling to use. However, the small number of participants, including some investors, who said they found the bins deeply erotic, and attempted to form romantic relationships with the bins was considered promising enough to continue funding the project."
October 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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billcorbett.bsky.social
If you strike me down, I shall become more dead than you can possibly imagine
October 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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tamarbrandt.bsky.social
Have a #Deltarune meme. Simple sprite paintover in places bc I'm still tryna get a feel for Susie's headshape lol.
A simple doodle that looks like a screenshot of two youtube videos, starring Lancer from the game Deltarune. In the earlier video, Lancer sits in his room looking mildly confused; the video is titled "what does fuck mean?" in all lowercase. The video has been watched all the way through. The second video shows lancer smiling and flipping the viewer off while Susie laughs hysterically in the background; it is titled "fuck whoever disliked my video." This image is a paint-over of a real screenshot of two videos both by a real-life child, which has been circulated as a meme.
October 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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kenklippenstein.bsky.social
ICE shooter Joshua Jahn's politics aren't what's being reported, three longtime former friends tell me.

www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-ice-sh...
The ICE Shooter’s Motive
Joshua Jahn's friends speak
www.kenklippenstein.com
September 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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clownsaint.bsky.social
The princess #KnightsofGuinevere
Portrait of "Gwen" from web series Knights of Guinevere
September 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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alexhera.bsky.social
@slimyswampghost.bsky.social is a part of Final Transmissions, an analog horror televison show! Donate to help us bring this series to life today!

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July 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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kenklippenstein.bsky.social
i am begging you to primary the do-nothing party leadership so i don't have to clip their videos anymore. free me of this curse
June 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
getting MS-95 tattooed on my knuckles so people know my favorite edition of Windows hopefully this never provides fuel for a dictator to make claims about my criminal history
April 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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codyjohnston.bsky.social
Gonna become a reactionary anti-woke slop YouTuber but only make videos about how they're ruining my life by calling the movie "The Mandalorian and Grogu".
April 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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condimentwords.bsky.social
There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results
April 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
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April 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
jordanh.bsky.social
GMA really just said “Womp womp” to poor people youtu.be/e9aEpb26LRY?...
What Trump’s tariffs mean for your groceries
YouTube video by Good Morning America
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April 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM