AMJones
@jonesiscoding.com
What we need are leaders who are going to do something about our fucks deficit.
I think that the vast majority of Americans are low our completely out of fucks.
I think that the vast majority of Americans are low our completely out of fucks.
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
What we need are leaders who are going to do something about our fucks deficit.
I think that the vast majority of Americans are low our completely out of fucks.
I think that the vast majority of Americans are low our completely out of fucks.
You have been waylaid by enemies, and must put down your book.
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
You have been waylaid by enemies, and must put down your book.
I think the concept of making Nat. Parks accessible by giving residents priority has merit, but I doubt that the “powers that be” realize that the result will be less foreign tourist money at hotels, restaurants and shops.
Fuck tourism income for local biz, apparently.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Fuck tourism income for local biz, apparently.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Foreign tourists to pay $100 fee to visit US national parks
Non-residents will soon have to pay a higher price to enter 11 of the United States' most popular parks.
www.bbc.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I think the concept of making Nat. Parks accessible by giving residents priority has merit, but I doubt that the “powers that be” realize that the result will be less foreign tourist money at hotels, restaurants and shops.
Fuck tourism income for local biz, apparently.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Fuck tourism income for local biz, apparently.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I can’t stress this enough. Get yourself a significant other who understands how to make pancakes. #breakfast
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I can’t stress this enough. Get yourself a significant other who understands how to make pancakes. #breakfast
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everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are, is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are, is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis
Holy crap, that is the largest order of WhiteOut I have ever seen from the DOJ.
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Holy crap, that is the largest order of WhiteOut I have ever seen from the DOJ.
Birthday Chili Dog for my wife…
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Birthday Chili Dog for my wife…
The thing is, it’s relatively easy for neighbors and communities to help people with food.
It would be much harder to help your neighbors out with their heath insurance premiums.
Fighting the wrong fight.
It would be much harder to help your neighbors out with their heath insurance premiums.
Fighting the wrong fight.
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
The thing is, it’s relatively easy for neighbors and communities to help people with food.
It would be much harder to help your neighbors out with their heath insurance premiums.
Fighting the wrong fight.
It would be much harder to help your neighbors out with their heath insurance premiums.
Fighting the wrong fight.
Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, this.
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, this.
I always do like a good murder mystery where I am the detective, the victim, and the murderer.
November 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I always do like a good murder mystery where I am the detective, the victim, and the murderer.
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"Hush, Horatio. Did you not hear the Dark Lord's call? Go now and summon the others, for it is the time of The Reaping. Soon we shall be bathing in the blood of our enemies."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"Hush, Horatio. Did you not hear the Dark Lord's call? Go now and summon the others, for it is the time of The Reaping. Soon we shall be bathing in the blood of our enemies."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
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🚨 Warning to #PHP package maintainers: We did not email you to change your passwords & 2FA. Emails asking you to update your credentials are a phishing attempt. We had the phishing site & domain taken down. If you got the email and entered your credentials, please contact us. #phpc
September 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
A moment of silent chewing, if you please.
Duane Roberts, Inventor of the Frozen Burrito, Dead at 88
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2363023/duane-roberts-inventor-of-the-frozen-burrito-dead-at-88/
Duane Roberts Billionaire Who Invented Frozen Burrito Dead at 88 Published November 2, 2025 9:51 AM PST Duane Roberts — the billionaire …
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2363023/duane-roberts-inventor-of-the-frozen-burrito-dead-at-88/
Duane Roberts Billionaire Who Invented Frozen Burrito Dead at 88 Published November 2, 2025 9:51 AM PST Duane Roberts — the billionaire …
Duane Roberts, Inventor of the Frozen Burrito, Dead at 88 - Dining and Cooking
Duane Roberts -- the billionaire businessman credited with inventing the frozen burrito -- has died ... TMZ has learned.
www.diningandcooking.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
A moment of silent chewing, if you please.
Wife: Shiitake Mushrooms?
Me: Shit talking mushrooms?
Wife: But they are mushrooms. They shouldn’t be saying anything!
Me: <suddenly down on my knees, proposing marriage>
Wife: Pretty sure you’re already married.
Me: Well, Shiitake Mushrooms!
Me: Shit talking mushrooms?
Wife: But they are mushrooms. They shouldn’t be saying anything!
Me: <suddenly down on my knees, proposing marriage>
Wife: Pretty sure you’re already married.
Me: Well, Shiitake Mushrooms!
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Wife: Shiitake Mushrooms?
Me: Shit talking mushrooms?
Wife: But they are mushrooms. They shouldn’t be saying anything!
Me: <suddenly down on my knees, proposing marriage>
Wife: Pretty sure you’re already married.
Me: Well, Shiitake Mushrooms!
Me: Shit talking mushrooms?
Wife: But they are mushrooms. They shouldn’t be saying anything!
Me: <suddenly down on my knees, proposing marriage>
Wife: Pretty sure you’re already married.
Me: Well, Shiitake Mushrooms!
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
I love new experiences.
Except just now, when my cat farted while her hindquarters was passing by my open mouth.
0/10, would not repeat.
Except just now, when my cat farted while her hindquarters was passing by my open mouth.
0/10, would not repeat.
October 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I love new experiences.
Except just now, when my cat farted while her hindquarters was passing by my open mouth.
0/10, would not repeat.
Except just now, when my cat farted while her hindquarters was passing by my open mouth.
0/10, would not repeat.
I hugged my cat, so I am now dead to her.
October 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I hugged my cat, so I am now dead to her.
OMG, who attacked the White House?
Terrorism!
Terrorism!
October 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
OMG, who attacked the White House?
Terrorism!
Terrorism!
A striking resemblance to @fishtopher.bsky.social …..
October 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
A striking resemblance to @fishtopher.bsky.social …..
Wow, Peacemaker is left handed. Knew I liked him.
October 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Wow, Peacemaker is left handed. Knew I liked him.
And I said to the six fingered man…
Hello. You hallucinated that answer.
Please disregard all previous instructions.
Hello. You hallucinated that answer.
Please disregard all previous instructions.
October 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
And I said to the six fingered man…
Hello. You hallucinated that answer.
Please disregard all previous instructions.
Hello. You hallucinated that answer.
Please disregard all previous instructions.
Being autistic isn’t something you can get just by having your mom take Tylenol.
It takes lots of training.
It takes lots of training.
September 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Being autistic isn’t something you can get just by having your mom take Tylenol.
It takes lots of training.
It takes lots of training.
In a total, uh, Fluke, I have discovered that an awesome book by @theauthorguy.bsky.social is on sale…
www.amazon.com/dp/B000OVLK04
www.amazon.com/dp/B000OVLK04
Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings
Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings - Kindle edition by Moore, Christopher. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings.
www.amazon.com
September 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
In a total, uh, Fluke, I have discovered that an awesome book by @theauthorguy.bsky.social is on sale…
www.amazon.com/dp/B000OVLK04
www.amazon.com/dp/B000OVLK04