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I FINALLY got around to listening to the new record by The Sleeping. One of my favorite bands during my teenage years-early 20s. First new record in 13 years

Bit of a departure from their post-hardcore roots, but I’m REALLY digging it

open.spotify.com/track/3oK8XE...

Saturday night

Up late. Can’t sleep. All I can think about is how fucked up it is that a few years ago I went to Taco Bell for breakfast and they told me their breakfast machine was down.

Watching my 4K UHD copy of Dunkirk. This with my Dolby Atmos sound bar? Bro feckin’ c’monnnnnnn

Accurate

man, I cannot wait for Alan Wake 2

My 10 favorite 90s records
(In no particular order)

Nirvana - Nevermind
Nas - Illmatic
Blink 182 - Enema of The State
The Goo Goo Dolls - Dizzy Up The Girl
Depeche Mode - Violator
Chevelle - Point #1
Outkast - Aquemini
Pearl Jam - Ten
Deftones - Around The Fur
Orgy - Candyass

Every guy still going to punk and hardcore shows in their 30s looks like Earl Sinclair

For 34 years I’ve tried to melt myself in the shower. For 34 years I have failed.

Some Black churches in Florida are stepping up to teach Black history, saying the state has "watered-down” versions taught to students

I’m playing Starfield today because as far as I’m concerned football season doesn’t start until tomorrow

Just going on a following spree for anyone that mentions Glassjaw. Problem with Twitter is that there wasn’t enough GJ on my feed.

@mayor.bsky.social I knew I’d find you here, mayor

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