Jonathan Garris
@jonathangarris.bsky.social
Former Sears cashier, current communications guy, forever broken Philly sports fan. At least my kids love me
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Bernie would have won
Imagine not knowing Santa is real lmao
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Imagine not knowing Santa is real lmao
lmao holy shit "bring back segregation" is a-ok on Instagram, what the fuck is wrong with these platforms
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
lmao holy shit "bring back segregation" is a-ok on Instagram, what the fuck is wrong with these platforms
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Michael Clay, Vic Fangio, Kevin Patullo
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Michael Clay, Vic Fangio, Kevin Patullo
I know I shouldn't be surprised about anything these days but holy shit Instagram
social media was a bad idea
social media was a bad idea
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I know I shouldn't be surprised about anything these days but holy shit Instagram
social media was a bad idea
social media was a bad idea
man, Trump and the Republicans have the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing right now to try to distract people lmao
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
man, Trump and the Republicans have the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing right now to try to distract people lmao
existential quandary, attempting to reconcile the potential existence of God with the blight of black licorice upon humanity
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
existential quandary, attempting to reconcile the potential existence of God with the blight of black licorice upon humanity
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
another test of the reporting system lol. destroy social media
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
another test of the reporting system lol. destroy social media
*Obama-ishly* Uhhh, let me be clear. Uhhhh there is certainly nothing...nothing...fun. uhhhh. About any candy that is only uhhh...fun size.
November 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
*Obama-ishly* Uhhh, let me be clear. Uhhhh there is certainly nothing...nothing...fun. uhhhh. About any candy that is only uhhh...fun size.
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lol, something you do when you are DEFINITELY not guilty of crimes against humanity, real subtle
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s flight to the US took a circuitous route in an apparent effort to avoid countries that could enforce an outstanding arrest warrant against him for alleged war crimes.
https://cnn.it/46ENKMT
https://cnn.it/46ENKMT
September 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
lol, something you do when you are DEFINITELY not guilty of crimes against humanity, real subtle
Instagram's community standards are totally fine with parroting racist and xenophobic talking points on a story about a Japanese athlete
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Instagram's community standards are totally fine with parroting racist and xenophobic talking points on a story about a Japanese athlete
Testing if the reporting system on Instagram accomplishes anything lol. As long as you change a few letters, you can totally hope pro-Palestian protestors die in a mass shooting. Social media!!!!
September 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Testing if the reporting system on Instagram accomplishes anything lol. As long as you change a few letters, you can totally hope pro-Palestian protestors die in a mass shooting. Social media!!!!
Bernie would have won
September 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Bernie would have won
Not only do I hope the Flyers not sign Hart, I hope the Philly crowd uses the "She said no" chant used against Kane
September 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Not only do I hope the Flyers not sign Hart, I hope the Philly crowd uses the "She said no" chant used against Kane
Among the dumbest, cringiest, lamest fucking losers on the planet, jesus christ lmao
Kash Patel: "To my friend Charlie Kirk. Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you at Valhalla"
September 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Among the dumbest, cringiest, lamest fucking losers on the planet, jesus christ lmao
if i was very concerned, worried, etc, about being called a "nazi" i would simply avoid saying "nazi-esque" things. seems like an easy problem to solve
September 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
if i was very concerned, worried, etc, about being called a "nazi" i would simply avoid saying "nazi-esque" things. seems like an easy problem to solve
Damn!!! Can you just *imagine*???
September 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Damn!!! Can you just *imagine*???
You should be penalized for not taunting tbh @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social
September 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
You should be penalized for not taunting tbh @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social
don't care what anyone says, I'm not using my barrels for crackers, who's eating all these stale crackers
August 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
don't care what anyone says, I'm not using my barrels for crackers, who's eating all these stale crackers