JOHN V. VARIETY LOVES U EP OUT NOW
@johnvvariety.bsky.social
TWITTER 2 EDITION
LISTEN TO LOVELY BEASTS / IDOL MARCH / RED WIDOW / THE JOHN V. VARIETY HOUR NEW EP!!!!!!!!!!!!! NYC DECEMBER
https://johnvvariety.bandcamp.com/album/john-v-variety-loves-u
LISTEN TO LOVELY BEASTS / IDOL MARCH / RED WIDOW / THE JOHN V. VARIETY HOUR NEW EP!!!!!!!!!!!!! NYC DECEMBER
https://johnvvariety.bandcamp.com/album/john-v-variety-loves-u
There’s too many people on here now and I don’t know who to follow back?? Can I get all of my friends from the other website??? Can I get a pink color for the app?? Can I get just one normal Bluesky but it has fyad flag style banners??? Also can I get 12k follower’s and one from the back too??
December 31, 2024 at 8:01 PM
There’s too many people on here now and I don’t know who to follow back?? Can I get all of my friends from the other website??? Can I get a pink color for the app?? Can I get just one normal Bluesky but it has fyad flag style banners??? Also can I get 12k follower’s and one from the back too??
You seem cool bro don’t go on blue sky on Christmas Eve (I’ll be performing carols on live stream with Russell Brand and kissing him with a huge golden cross between us)
December 22, 2024 at 6:14 PM
You seem cool bro don’t go on blue sky on Christmas Eve (I’ll be performing carols on live stream with Russell Brand and kissing him with a huge golden cross between us)
Sorry but this place is kind of a bore. No one’s being vile or evil and there isn’t an algorithm trying to get me to kill myself. And I don’t have a safe core audience that seems moderate at first impression because you haven’t realized many of them are dead yet
December 16, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Sorry but this place is kind of a bore. No one’s being vile or evil and there isn’t an algorithm trying to get me to kill myself. And I don’t have a safe core audience that seems moderate at first impression because you haven’t realized many of them are dead yet
A lot of people are saying I’ve gone psycho mode , joker mode , quixotic etc., and to this I say, maybe you have gone Normal mode. maybe I’m different cause your all the same… - jv
December 15, 2024 at 2:34 AM
A lot of people are saying I’ve gone psycho mode , joker mode , quixotic etc., and to this I say, maybe you have gone Normal mode. maybe I’m different cause your all the same… - jv
Tune of money for nothing annoying sting part:
Mark Brendle
Mark brendle
Brendle follow John v
Mark Brendle
Mark brendle
Brendle follow John v
December 14, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Tune of money for nothing annoying sting part:
Mark Brendle
Mark brendle
Brendle follow John v
Mark Brendle
Mark brendle
Brendle follow John v
Oh I don’t wanna follow John v im scared of his truth bombs. I’m scared I’ll be collateral in his punk rocker war against the machine. Guess what? Maybe you will be. But I’ll be there with you
December 14, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Oh I don’t wanna follow John v im scared of his truth bombs. I’m scared I’ll be collateral in his punk rocker war against the machine. Guess what? Maybe you will be. But I’ll be there with you
My internet father @brendle.bsky.social refuses to follow me on after I joined his religion escaping murder accusations and became a henchman for his religion and we went to jail together and then I drove a motorcycle into the sunset and they adapted it for the movie The Master. He’ll come around
December 12, 2024 at 7:32 PM
My internet father @brendle.bsky.social refuses to follow me on after I joined his religion escaping murder accusations and became a henchman for his religion and we went to jail together and then I drove a motorcycle into the sunset and they adapted it for the movie The Master. He’ll come around
Hey brendle and swimp no rush but I could really use a follow from an old friend , FYAD Much? Hey it’s the cool place to hang out lol. And goatse too (Obama voice)
December 12, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Hey brendle and swimp no rush but I could really use a follow from an old friend , FYAD Much? Hey it’s the cool place to hang out lol. And goatse too (Obama voice)
Hey @brendle.bsky.social you better follow me back or there’s gonna be two chairs. Me sitting in your reading chair that comes in a pair and then me kicking at the other chair , then changing chairs and doing the inverse
December 12, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Hey @brendle.bsky.social you better follow me back or there’s gonna be two chairs. Me sitting in your reading chair that comes in a pair and then me kicking at the other chair , then changing chairs and doing the inverse
Hey have you guys heard about Mars caving in and making a 72 Hours Guy m&m. Yeah apparently he’s white, doesn’t care for the colorful m&ms, and his arm is trapped underneath a boulder during a misguided hike, causing him to eventually sever it out of necessity. People are eating it by the “handful”
December 3, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Hey have you guys heard about Mars caving in and making a 72 Hours Guy m&m. Yeah apparently he’s white, doesn’t care for the colorful m&ms, and his arm is trapped underneath a boulder during a misguided hike, causing him to eventually sever it out of necessity. People are eating it by the “handful”
Please don’t make me learn how to post on a new platform. Twitter already changed every 2 years. Can you guys just do 2015 permanently here or something easy
November 17, 2024 at 7:52 AM
Please don’t make me learn how to post on a new platform. Twitter already changed every 2 years. Can you guys just do 2015 permanently here or something easy
willie nelson: this is a song about my good friend john v. variety who makes counterfeit money,. it's called "the dollar man"
me: (Nudging guy having panic attack on acid at hudson valley concert) That's me. He just shouted me out
me: (Nudging guy having panic attack on acid at hudson valley concert) That's me. He just shouted me out
October 2, 2024 at 4:35 AM
willie nelson: this is a song about my good friend john v. variety who makes counterfeit money,. it's called "the dollar man"
me: (Nudging guy having panic attack on acid at hudson valley concert) That's me. He just shouted me out
me: (Nudging guy having panic attack on acid at hudson valley concert) That's me. He just shouted me out
Free Illegal Money Could Be Yours Right Now,......... This is a picture Of My Home Office, Email me JohnVMoneyMasterCriminal@Yahoo.com
October 2, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Free Illegal Money Could Be Yours Right Now,......... This is a picture Of My Home Office, Email me JohnVMoneyMasterCriminal@Yahoo.com
One cool perk about this place is that there's probably no military contractor money involved so they likely don't surveil us. So I can just talk freely about printing my own money. It's pretty great. It's nice to have free illegal money and to spread it over town like a secret prank
October 2, 2024 at 4:31 AM
One cool perk about this place is that there's probably no military contractor money involved so they likely don't surveil us. So I can just talk freely about printing my own money. It's pretty great. It's nice to have free illegal money and to spread it over town like a secret prank
Sorry but for this app to work we're gonna need a lot more idiots. You can't have a comedy website where everyone is intelligent. It doesn't work. We need some town fools. This is a proven formula which goes back to Barnacle Jim
October 2, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Sorry but for this app to work we're gonna need a lot more idiots. You can't have a comedy website where everyone is intelligent. It doesn't work. We need some town fools. This is a proven formula which goes back to Barnacle Jim
This website reminds me of another website... In fact there's a lot of similar people. I might have to get to the bottom of this mystery by going to the pentagon with an exploding vest
September 25, 2024 at 7:48 PM
This website reminds me of another website... In fact there's a lot of similar people. I might have to get to the bottom of this mystery by going to the pentagon with an exploding vest
Are you guys actually posting on here now. Dont lie to me. If you lie to me you won't like it (I'll start crying and getting realy mad)
September 25, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Are you guys actually posting on here now. Dont lie to me. If you lie to me you won't like it (I'll start crying and getting realy mad)
PLEASE BLUESKY'ERS i need you to RESKY this image!!! This man is suicidal and it could save his life!!!!!!!!!
July 1, 2023 at 9:48 PM
PLEASE BLUESKY'ERS i need you to RESKY this image!!! This man is suicidal and it could save his life!!!!!!!!!
wow this place has all the classic hallmarks of golden age twitter...pics of people's Pets, robot chicken skits, and Responses to Twitter news headlines
July 1, 2023 at 9:41 PM
wow this place has all the classic hallmarks of golden age twitter...pics of people's Pets, robot chicken skits, and Responses to Twitter news headlines
this guy threw a turd at his neighbor once. Someone to follow and fear
can't wait to do all my old tweets on this new site...
July 1, 2023 at 8:21 PM
this guy threw a turd at his neighbor once. Someone to follow and fear
Zelda is probably the most acceptable videogame of all time but I have to say it is not the best for this rebranded post-twitter image for every single post to be adult journalists musing on early encounters and details of Link's newest adventure, perhaps.
May 12, 2023 at 1:06 AM
Zelda is probably the most acceptable videogame of all time but I have to say it is not the best for this rebranded post-twitter image for every single post to be adult journalists musing on early encounters and details of Link's newest adventure, perhaps.
If this site is really the Good Twitter why don't you jerks finally listen to our cool music. @skylarspence.bsky.social and @spiritnight.bsky.social are legends. My last bandcamp single rocked too. Give us all money to prove the site is good https://lovelybeasts.bandcamp.com/
lovelybeasts.bandcamp.com
May 10, 2023 at 2:34 AM
If this site is really the Good Twitter why don't you jerks finally listen to our cool music. @skylarspence.bsky.social and @spiritnight.bsky.social are legends. My last bandcamp single rocked too. Give us all money to prove the site is good https://lovelybeasts.bandcamp.com/
The weird usernames on here makes me think you all are part of the Noah Berlatsky family and you have a special abbreviation for it and you all live on the same commune and wear the same Groucho Marx pants
May 9, 2023 at 1:36 AM
The weird usernames on here makes me think you all are part of the Noah Berlatsky family and you have a special abbreviation for it and you all live on the same commune and wear the same Groucho Marx pants
shakespeare voice All the world's a staging
And its inhabitants merely skeeters
They begin by posting some twitter type shit
Then they post a pic of their pet that's kinda cool
Sometimes a journalist stayed up all night
And its inhabitants merely skeeters
They begin by posting some twitter type shit
Then they post a pic of their pet that's kinda cool
Sometimes a journalist stayed up all night
May 9, 2023 at 1:34 AM
shakespeare voice All the world's a staging
And its inhabitants merely skeeters
They begin by posting some twitter type shit
Then they post a pic of their pet that's kinda cool
Sometimes a journalist stayed up all night
And its inhabitants merely skeeters
They begin by posting some twitter type shit
Then they post a pic of their pet that's kinda cool
Sometimes a journalist stayed up all night
This site may feel like a really sparse party, feel functionally identical and kinda bootlegged of everything about the other one, feel weird, and also it's impossible to find my friends on it. However it's not run by a fat headed evil man who is arbitrarily deleting the feeds of my dead friends. Hm
May 8, 2023 at 7:00 PM
This site may feel like a really sparse party, feel functionally identical and kinda bootlegged of everything about the other one, feel weird, and also it's impossible to find my friends on it. However it's not run by a fat headed evil man who is arbitrarily deleting the feeds of my dead friends. Hm