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Forgot how the marketing for The Fabelmans was like "a heartfelt semi-autobiographical story of the transformative power of the movies" and the movie's actual plot is "here follow the crimes of my Sexual Mother"
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Fuck yeah let’s go
‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ runtime has been listed at 3 hours & 15 minutes 🍿

The longest film in the franchise
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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A perfect video to post today
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Having now watched two NFL games in-person, my strongest football opinion is that the ball should be reflective neon pink instead of brown for the sake of the people in the nosebleeds.
November 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Preparing my body and mind to play nothing but Fortnite for a month to make the most of this Simpsons mini season.
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It’s incredible how not in the mood for Halloween I am this year. Complete 180 from my usual enthusiasm. Just can’t muster the energy this year.
October 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS DRIVING AROUND WITH THEIR HIGH BEAMS ON???
October 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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32 years ago today, Homer Simpson was force fed all the donuts in the world while in Hell. “Treehouse of Horror IV” first aired October 28, 1993.
October 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The smoke detectors in my apartment are way too sensitive to vape “smoke”.
October 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Told my partner I was only gonna get us two, but it’s been a rough few weeks so I got us two each.
October 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Criterion flash sale is not what my wallet needs right now. But it IS what I need.
October 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Saw there is a new Battlefield game out so decided to fire up the Bad Company 2 campaign to relive the glory days. It has aged like fine wine. Honestly they could slap some 4k/updated textures onto the existing game and release it as a remaster without touching anything else.
October 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
At the end of the day I don’t want my computer to be a person. I just want it to be a computer.
October 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I am compelled to watch this every time I see it.
Barry Lyndon × 21 Savage
"a lot"
October 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The best builds I’ve had are all focused on raising dead enemies to fight for you and Hephaestus blast damage, which makes the most of individual attacks when otherwise focusing on evading boss AOE attacks.
I’m enjoying Hades 2 but holy moly does it feel a lot more punishing than the first one. Run to run it’s much less satisfying.

I’ve found one, maybe two effective builds in my 40+ runs with only a single clear. Between the lower health pool, slower dash, and attack charge-up times, I’ve struggled.
October 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I’m enjoying Hades 2 but holy moly does it feel a lot more punishing than the first one. Run to run it’s much less satisfying.

I’ve found one, maybe two effective builds in my 40+ runs with only a single clear. Between the lower health pool, slower dash, and attack charge-up times, I’ve struggled.
October 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Oatmeal Cream Pies
What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?
October 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
A trope so American that The Simpsons has done it at least twice.
"lying silver-tongued charlatan runs to the US, attempts to reinvent himself, turns out to be pretty good at an important job" this is like one of the foundational American Stories www.nytimes.com/2025/10/05/u...
The Superintendent’s Bio Seemed Too Good to Be True. It Was.
www.nytimes.com
October 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
At some point they are gonna fuck with someone who is armed and it’s gonna get real bad real quick.
@govpritzker.illinois.gov

37 and Kedzie, East Garfield, Illinois.

This is assault.
October 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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They zip tied little kids together, shoved their guns in the face of a Black American grandma who came out in her nightgown, and destroyed building property with chainsaws.
“They Took Everyone”: ICE Raids 75th Street Apartment, Detains Migrants and U.S. Citizens Alike
October 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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750,000 people under siege in El Fashar, Sudan face starvation or being massacred right now. They’ve trapped. The RSF is intensifying attacks. There’s no where for them to go
Opinion | As the world ignores Sudan’s suffering, America has tools to end it
The 750,000 civilians trapped in el-Fasher are slowly starving.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If something is supposed to take 20 minutes to cook it inevitably takes me 80.
September 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is

- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)

- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)

- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Folks, some incredible news:

A couple of weeks ago, a national theatre chain axed our release of Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile because it mentioned Donald Trump.

Now, because of you, Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile will now run on over 25 screens throughout the world.

theonion.com/badpedophile
September 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’m so ready for Hades II. It’s been so long since a game had me this excited.
September 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM