sully from worcester
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my two best friends in entire world are a frozen gel pack and an oxy
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Those aren't the good minutes. You're not going to forget holding your child or something
“Eating one hot dog and bun results in the loss of 27-36 minutes of healthy life.” www.cnn.com/2021/08/27/h...
July 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Those aren't the good minutes. You're not going to forget holding your child or something
we're sitting here at work watching a live feed of a woman eating cheese fries behind a table full of pokemon stuff at a card show in virginia and steffen just typed "lick them fingers 🤤" into the chat
July 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
we're sitting here at work watching a live feed of a woman eating cheese fries behind a table full of pokemon stuff at a card show in virginia and steffen just typed "lick them fingers 🤤" into the chat
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You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
The Thing (1951)
and
The Thing (1982)
The marquee would be "It's Just One Goddamned Thing After Another".
The Thing (1951)
and
The Thing (1982)
The marquee would be "It's Just One Goddamned Thing After Another".
July 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
The Thing (1951)
and
The Thing (1982)
The marquee would be "It's Just One Goddamned Thing After Another".
The Thing (1951)
and
The Thing (1982)
The marquee would be "It's Just One Goddamned Thing After Another".
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(any kind of pain occurs anywhere between my neck and balls)
my ass: hey can I get in on this
my ass: hey can I get in on this
July 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
(any kind of pain occurs anywhere between my neck and balls)
my ass: hey can I get in on this
my ass: hey can I get in on this
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when you wish upon a star
i hit an arby’s with my car
i hit an arby’s with my car
July 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
when you wish upon a star
i hit an arby’s with my car
i hit an arby’s with my car
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i would simply tip my fedora, issue a polite "no thank you sir." and move on.
June 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
i would simply tip my fedora, issue a polite "no thank you sir." and move on.
just cursed out a walmart manager ama
July 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
just cursed out a walmart manager ama
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It takes very little effort, time or political comprehension to make "be a good person and want good things for all others no matter what they look like, believe in, or what their gender may or may not be, and vote or not vote accordingly" be your polestar belief. I'm doing it right now, even.
July 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It takes very little effort, time or political comprehension to make "be a good person and want good things for all others no matter what they look like, believe in, or what their gender may or may not be, and vote or not vote accordingly" be your polestar belief. I'm doing it right now, even.
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good morning working from home* today morning
*watching strange new worlds
*watching strange new worlds
July 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
good morning working from home* today morning
*watching strange new worlds
*watching strange new worlds
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196/365. The Abduction.
July 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
196/365. The Abduction.
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I’ll show you the life of the mind. Ope, must have gnawed his way out of his box. Anyone see a little freak run by screaming?
July 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’ll show you the life of the mind. Ope, must have gnawed his way out of his box. Anyone see a little freak run by screaming?
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You're all just tripping over yourselves to praise your precious new woke Superman, but what if I told you that squirrel was a white supremacist?
July 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You're all just tripping over yourselves to praise your precious new woke Superman, but what if I told you that squirrel was a white supremacist?
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Satan is real and he's on momtok
July 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Satan is real and he's on momtok
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It's cool how this is the thesis of Superman (2025)
I am soft, but I am not weak. I will not let the cruelty of this world harden me. I am gentle, and I am kind. My kindness is my strength and through it I will endure. In enduring I will grow strong.
July 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It's cool how this is the thesis of Superman (2025)
so i got that goin for me
Cancer: Make today the first day of the rest of your sad and meaningless life.
July 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
so i got that goin for me
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krypto eats a toddler in the new superman movie
July 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
krypto eats a toddler in the new superman movie
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RIP paddy moran, june 2023-july 2025. you were the finest hamster in existence and i hope you and kesler get along up there in the clouds, buddy
July 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
RIP paddy moran, june 2023-july 2025. you were the finest hamster in existence and i hope you and kesler get along up there in the clouds, buddy
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great things are happening in Maryland
July 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
going infuencer-mode (with 63 followers) and telling you if you're cleaning a bathroom this stuff is amazing, you can feel it eating your skin after about a minute. plus it's vegan so don't be afraid to use it as a tasty desert topping
July 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
going infuencer-mode (with 63 followers) and telling you if you're cleaning a bathroom this stuff is amazing, you can feel it eating your skin after about a minute. plus it's vegan so don't be afraid to use it as a tasty desert topping
i laughed i cried superman saved the world (and a squirrel) and i got a souvenir
July 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
i laughed i cried superman saved the world (and a squirrel) and i got a souvenir