I'm starting up a new band and all my song lyrics will literally mean nothing.

I know it may be hard to find something to be thankful for this year, but remember, there are always cats.

I am currently surrounded by small children saying 67. Help me.

#thanksgiving

Muriel Bowser, one of the worst mayors in the USA, is not running for reelection.

Good. Washington, D.C. is an awful place. I hated my time living in the DMV and frequently found myself at odds with everything about it.

Is it all Muriel Bowser’s fault? No. But I need to blame someone so it’s them.

Wait a minute. You're telling me that an accused sexual assaulter in Brett Ratner is buddy buddy with Donald Trump?

Even more amazing that the president of the United States of America managed to revive the Rush Hour franchise, which was definitely a pressing need for the voters in 2024. #trump

Do you remember canyon.mid for Windows? Well, this is what it would sound like on a Sega Genesis. #windows #sega #midi

New piano cover up. You 90's kids may like this one. #pokemon #piano #music

A football player is discovered to be gay, and Harvey Lipschultz has a few thoughts to impart on the team. #bostonpublic #fyvushfinkel #football #tv

Want to feel like you're back in the 90's? Just put this video on in the background! #retro #AOL

About a week after Donald Trump dumps Marjorie Taylor Green, she resigns from Congress.

It's honestly kind of a shame; despite her idiocy while in Congress, she actually started making sense recently.

Her last day is Janurary 5th, two days after she becomes fully vested for congressional pension.

I don't think #NewYork sports fans are going to like my latest video lol

Not sure I should share this, but what the hell?

I emailed Dick Monfort, owner of the Colorado Rockies, and suggested that his team create an account on Bluesky. He actually responded and said there was interest to do so. So who knows? Maybe we finally get a Rockies Bluesky account to interact with

Two song drops in one day?! You lucky devils. Here ya go! #keane

Just dropped a cover for Rockefeller Street. Enjoy! #musiccover

Well, folks. After quite a bit of time since the last one, I have made a new Eminem video. #eminem #meme #memes

So I'm just now going down the rabbit hole of Adam Blampied's scandals throughout the years. While he has some character flaws to be sure, I am appalled by the vitriol he has received from the vague, nonspecific allegations made against him about a year ago by a YouTuber named Gnarly Carley Gaming.

The Dallas Cowboys absolutely spanking the Las Vegas Raiders. This decisive beatdown will bring Dallas' record to...sub-.500 still. I laugh at you. #dallascowboys #lasvegasraiders #nfl #football

I was very excited for the release of CS2. But other than some surface level graphical improvements, everything was remarkably worse. There wasn't even a workshop for custom assets. Now the developer and publisher are parting ways. #cs2 #citiesskylines #videogames #steam

Sup, Blue Sky! I'm on here now, because Twitter is owned by a neo-Nazi. Drop me a follow or I'll eat your children. Sorry, my inner Mark Zuckerberg came out.