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Huskies, Mariners, Seahawks, Newcastle, Kraken, #bringbackoursonics
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Vikings are averaging -1.02 EPA per play on offense so far. Would be worst mark of the season if it keeps up.
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Okay, that was NOT the right decision in that scenario, Max
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
LMAOOOOOO
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I spoke with the other crash survivors. The first vote to eat you only reached a plurality. In between rounds the coalition proposed we make a thai inspired black vinegar and chili dipping sauce. You gained ground in the second vote
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Tired: Lane Kiffin to LSU

Wired: Lane Kiffin waiting for the UW job to open up
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Gonna eat all that AND smoke 7 cigarettes
get a load of this dork
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Still laughing about this hahahaha
UCLA tried a blind pitch fake FG and it worked about as well as you'd expect
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 AM
My whole section was just laughing during the return
UCLA tried a blind pitch fake FG and it worked about as well as you'd expect
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
That fake kick was not even close lmao
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
TOONS
A MASSIVE WIN AT ST. JAMES' PARK!! 😍😍😍
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Harvard is losing because Mercer is a better school. Is Harvard playing Mercer? Not sure what that has to do with anything
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
MFers name is Oscar Bobb
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If Harvey scores once, he always scores twice lmao
HE SCORES AGAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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HARVEY BARNESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏹
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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W H A T
This is absolutely. batshit. insane.

And one of the most beautifully terrifying things I've ever watched.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZv...
I Skied Down Mount Everest (world first, no oxygen)
YouTube video by Red Bull
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Miles Byrd beats the buzzer from halfcourt to force OT for San Diego State (via Aztecs BB)
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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COACH OF THE SPURS: ok fellas, 9 seconds left, 2 points to win. the plan is Wemby doesn’t touch ball,
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Lmao cmon man
HOW THE F*** DID HE BLOCK THIS
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
He’s that guy
HOOOOOOOOOOOLY 💩 VICTOR...
They called a foul on the floor but Wemby slamming on Draymond on the inbounds is cinema and Wemby let Dray know after the slam
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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HOOOOOOOOOOOLY 💩 VICTOR...
They called a foul on the floor but Wemby slamming on Draymond on the inbounds is cinema and Wemby let Dray know after the slam
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Wazzu has both the PAC12 and WCC conference logos on their court?
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Mariners fans never beating the masochist allegations
someone stop me
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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another successful exploding whale day here in the us of a, let’s see if we can top it next year
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM