John Linen
@johnlinen.bsky.social
My parents visited a T-shirt factory and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
Two common ADHD organizing experiences:
Putting something in a specific place so you'll know where to find it... and then not finding it there when you look.
Putting something in a specific place so you'll know where to find it... and then not remembering where that place was.
Putting something in a specific place so you'll know where to find it... and then not finding it there when you look.
Putting something in a specific place so you'll know where to find it... and then not remembering where that place was.
December 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Two common ADHD organizing experiences:
Putting something in a specific place so you'll know where to find it... and then not finding it there when you look.
Putting something in a specific place so you'll know where to find it... and then not remembering where that place was.
Putting something in a specific place so you'll know where to find it... and then not finding it there when you look.
Putting something in a specific place so you'll know where to find it... and then not remembering where that place was.
I'm proud to announce that I'm the winner of the 2025 FIFA Confidence and Perseverance Prize.
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I'm proud to announce that I'm the winner of the 2025 FIFA Confidence and Perseverance Prize.
When you haven't eaten anything since noon and dig into the fridge for a bite and find a bag of dill pickle potato chips, that's a good feeling.
December 5, 2025 at 5:46 AM
When you haven't eaten anything since noon and dig into the fridge for a bite and find a bag of dill pickle potato chips, that's a good feeling.
People say to not answer unknown numbers because it establishes that your number is active... but doesn't it going to voicemail also establish it's active?
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
People say to not answer unknown numbers because it establishes that your number is active... but doesn't it going to voicemail also establish it's active?
Has anyone found sufganiyot (Hanukkah donuts) around New Haven, Connecticut? Asking for a friend in the area.
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Has anyone found sufganiyot (Hanukkah donuts) around New Haven, Connecticut? Asking for a friend in the area.
I whipped up some sweet and sour sauce that's so good, I'm going to need to buy some more food to put it on.
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I whipped up some sweet and sour sauce that's so good, I'm going to need to buy some more food to put it on.
I don't remember if the last coconut pie I had was coconut cream or coconut custard, but it's been a very long time and I need to have at least one of them soon.
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I don't remember if the last coconut pie I had was coconut cream or coconut custard, but it's been a very long time and I need to have at least one of them soon.
Is my extra tiredness and bad mood due to grief from a recent death of someone close to me, even though it was something I'd been anticipating for a couple of years?
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Is my extra tiredness and bad mood due to grief from a recent death of someone close to me, even though it was something I'd been anticipating for a couple of years?
One advantage of having no plans for Thanksgiving is I could have it both tomorrow and Thursday and no one would care.
November 26, 2025 at 7:18 AM
One advantage of having no plans for Thanksgiving is I could have it both tomorrow and Thursday and no one would care.
♬ It's the dog park ♬
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
♬ It's the dog park ♬
I think I've found my new favorite Indian dish - shahi paneer. Tomato sauce, cream, and spices - how could I not love it?
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I think I've found my new favorite Indian dish - shahi paneer. Tomato sauce, cream, and spices - how could I not love it?
Yippee-ki-yay, Charlie Brown.
Madness, Charlie Brown. Madness!
Charlie Brown! Oh, God, Charlie Brown! Blood! Blood!
November 24, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Yippee-ki-yay, Charlie Brown.
Madness, Charlie Brown. Madness!
Charlie Brown! Oh, God, Charlie Brown! Blood! Blood!
Those Aren't Pillows, Charlie Brown!
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Madness, Charlie Brown. Madness!
Charlie Brown! Oh, God, Charlie Brown! Blood! Blood!
Those Aren't Pillows, Charlie Brown!
Get Busy Livin' or Get Busy Dyin', Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Charlie Brown! Oh, God, Charlie Brown! Blood! Blood!
Those Aren't Pillows, Charlie Brown!
Get Busy Livin' or Get Busy Dyin', Charlie Brown.
You're in the asshole of the world, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Those Aren't Pillows, Charlie Brown!
I went out tonight to see a friend do standup despite feeling a little sick. And while I'm glad I made myself go out, now I'm very tired.
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I went out tonight to see a friend do standup despite feeling a little sick. And while I'm glad I made myself go out, now I'm very tired.
Get Busy Livin' or Get Busy Dyin', Charlie Brown.
You're in the asshole of the world, Charlie Brown.
You’re a sick fuck, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Get Busy Livin' or Get Busy Dyin', Charlie Brown.
Reposted by John Linen
If my heart is a place, it’s @bkswpicspdx.bsky.social: one of the most innovative, inclusive, and wonderful comics shops—and communities—that I’ve had the privilege to be a part of.
DM me proof of donation, and I’ll match up to $500 TONIGHT!
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November 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If my heart is a place, it’s @bkswpicspdx.bsky.social: one of the most innovative, inclusive, and wonderful comics shops—and communities—that I’ve had the privilege to be a part of.
DM me proof of donation, and I’ll match up to $500 TONIGHT!
www.gofundme.com/f/keep-books...
DM me proof of donation, and I’ll match up to $500 TONIGHT!
www.gofundme.com/f/keep-books...
He's making a list
and checking it twice
He's gonna find out
who wants to eat rice
and checking it twice
He's gonna find out
who wants to eat rice
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
He's making a list
and checking it twice
He's gonna find out
who wants to eat rice
and checking it twice
He's gonna find out
who wants to eat rice
Reposted by John Linen
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
I still try to mask in public, but it does make it difficult when you feel stressed and need some deep breathing.
November 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I still try to mask in public, but it does make it difficult when you feel stressed and need some deep breathing.
It's a shame that Southwest is getting rid of unassigned seating because I will no longer be able to watch some attractive woman come down the aisle and have her face fall as she realizes the only open seat is next to my bald, lumpy self.
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It's a shame that Southwest is getting rid of unassigned seating because I will no longer be able to watch some attractive woman come down the aisle and have her face fall as she realizes the only open seat is next to my bald, lumpy self.
There are times I am very envious of only children.
November 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
There are times I am very envious of only children.
The local creep where I grew up wasn't very good at adulterating Halloween treats. He'd hand out candy with Bic razors in it.
October 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The local creep where I grew up wasn't very good at adulterating Halloween treats. He'd hand out candy with Bic razors in it.
One of the finest moments for a Generation Xer on social media is when someone writes a "Hey, do you remember this?" post and you can genuinely say, "No, I wasn't born yet."
October 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
One of the finest moments for a Generation Xer on social media is when someone writes a "Hey, do you remember this?" post and you can genuinely say, "No, I wasn't born yet."