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John Holden
@johnholden.bsky.social
🇭🇷 🇺🇸 environmental policy analyst, political nerd/former campaigner, video game designer (Retro Bowl College, Australian Football Coach)
One of the many quirks of American politics is that in pretty much any other system, the defecting Democrats would get kicked out of the party
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
AI slop websites has made it so much harder to troubleshoot code
November 3, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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New York Times reports that it is unclear whether having a federal agency accept money in excess of congressional appropriations "violates a law prohibiting federal agencies from accepting money in excess of congressional appropriations." I guess we'll never know!
October 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
We're about to embark on the most miraculous postseason in American sports: once the MLS team you care about is officially eliminated, the MLS playoffs magically disappear
October 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
As a Dinamo fan, I'd like everyone to remember Dinamo supporters were not allowed to buy tickets for our away Europa League game against Maccabi in _Serbia_, everyone mostly agreed with it, there were no home fans either, and a Croatian journalist predicted this was just the beginning of the problem
I've spent my life arguing against all football fans being tarred with the same brush, but to not even acknowledge that Maccabi Tel Aviv's far-right fans posed a threat to public order, and Birmingham's Muslims in particular, is next-level racist gaslighting
I never thought being pro-football-hooligan would become a mainstream political position in Britain but here we are.
October 17, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Obviously the best possible start for Dinamo, and one which sets up an expectation for the knock-outs, but their remaining opponents are 7-1-4 so far.

Still an exciting start. Rijeka on the other hand will be lucky to make any further contributions to the Croatian co-efficient
October 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If Dinamo can consistently bring what they brought against Fenerbahçe to the rest of the Europa campaign, there will definitely be points to be had. An imperfect game even with a good defensive showing. I'm surprised Fenerbahçe seemed to run out of energy as the game went on
September 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
(Checks Scottish Prem table) (Superintendent Chalmers meme)
September 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Weird early tables. Manchester combined would be in 8th place in the PL, and Sheffield combined has less points than any other team in the Championship
September 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Bolivia had a >0% chance of qualifying for the World Cup according to my ELO sim a couple days ago, and Venezuela 62% - it's now 17% and 0%, respectively.

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2026 World Cup Simulator
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September 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains
September 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Railway stations and Stansted Airport restrooms literally have signs saying along the lines of "these facilities may be cleaned by people of any gender"
"Women could sue organisations for harassment if they allow trans women into single-sex spaces under new equalities guidance which has been submitted to ministers." [Times]
September 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Finland had a good night in spite of not playing as the two teams ahead of them drew.

Ghana with a drop after their shock draw at Chad and Slovakia up to over 40% chance to qualify after their upset of Germany

stattosoftware.com/wc2026/
2026 World Cup Simulator
stattosoftware.com
September 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Democrats should publicize the hell out of this.
September 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Excited that I get to update the World Cup simulator again tonight!
September 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I don't gamble but I extremely regret not putting money on PAOK
August 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
So should I go put everything I own down on a PAOK win in the second leg or
August 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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And @rickymangidis.bsky.social nails it with the meme.
August 16, 2025 at 8:37 AM
What the Fruk!
August 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Maybe the HNL is terrible, actually
August 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I would rather die than create an account to continue
July 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My upcoming book, Greatest Collapses in Croatian European Football, likely has a new chapter
July 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Our retro styled racing game, New Star GP is currently in the Steam Racing Fest event. You can get a 50% discount until the 4th August. store.steampowered.com/app/2217580/...
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July 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The German finance minister said he didn't like the deal, but he had to go along with it #tradeagreement
July 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM