Geoff Noir
@johngeoffrion.bsky.social
Semi-pro semi-retired thespian. Dad. Dr Who, Garage/Psych rock, hockey cards, Shakespeare.
In about 30 years, the HBO/BBC satire about the ruthlessness, stupidity, and naked ambition of The Worst People We Know all currently angling and circling behind the scenes to be next VP when the 20th or 25th is invoked will probably be very entertaining.
September 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
In about 30 years, the HBO/BBC satire about the ruthlessness, stupidity, and naked ambition of The Worst People We Know all currently angling and circling behind the scenes to be next VP when the 20th or 25th is invoked will probably be very entertaining.
"Tents are very manly, and mortgages are for beta males," says a Fox News correspondent.
April 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"Tents are very manly, and mortgages are for beta males," says a Fox News correspondent.
Reposted by Geoff Noir
Reposted by Geoff Noir
Circling back on this…
March 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Circling back on this…
Robert McNamara's decaying corpse would still be better at his job than Pete Hegseth.
March 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Robert McNamara's decaying corpse would still be better at his job than Pete Hegseth.
After a respite of 46, 47 is like 45 all over again but far worse because now he feels empowered and has a far more dangerous agenda and oh you meant age didn’t you.
I'm not saying 45 is when you start falling apart -- but it is the age you start applying a lot more duct tape to hold it all together.
March 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
After a respite of 46, 47 is like 45 all over again but far worse because now he feels empowered and has a far more dangerous agenda and oh you meant age didn’t you.
Reposted by Geoff Noir
in america you have several inalienable rights unless you poll badly with white suburbanites
March 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
in america you have several inalienable rights unless you poll badly with white suburbanites
Reposted by Geoff Noir
Reposted by Geoff Noir
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
Reposted by Geoff Noir
So sad. Anyway...
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
So sad. Anyway...
How much do you wanna bet that the shitty diner my Dad used to frequent is merrily digging out of storage their cache of menu-placemats still calling them "Freedom Fries", "Freedom Toast," etc? (Presuming they ever stopped using them in the first place)
January 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
How much do you wanna bet that the shitty diner my Dad used to frequent is merrily digging out of storage their cache of menu-placemats still calling them "Freedom Fries", "Freedom Toast," etc? (Presuming they ever stopped using them in the first place)
Reposted by Geoff Noir
Me, whenever I see the latest from the orange twatspangler and Phony Stark.
January 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Me, whenever I see the latest from the orange twatspangler and Phony Stark.
Or, the people who will be implementing private corporations to replace the governmental orgs that the new administration is committed to destroying.
Band name:
“Dork side of the moon”
“Ctrl Alt Delinquents”
“The Geekend Warriors”
“Wi-Fight the system”
“Dork side of the moon”
“Ctrl Alt Delinquents”
“The Geekend Warriors”
“Wi-Fight the system”
January 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Or, the people who will be implementing private corporations to replace the governmental orgs that the new administration is committed to destroying.
Reposted by Geoff Noir
This is perfect explanation
January 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
This is perfect explanation
Can we all stop pretending that they voted for him because of the price of eggs? That was merely the convenient excuse to avoid acknowledging that they just didn't want to be told what to do by a BIPOC woman.
January 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Can we all stop pretending that they voted for him because of the price of eggs? That was merely the convenient excuse to avoid acknowledging that they just didn't want to be told what to do by a BIPOC woman.
Cut the "Daddy's Home" crap. He ain't Daddy, he's the lecherous uncle you wouldn't trust to be alone with your child and he's bringing along a bunch of his equally skeevy buddies.
January 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Cut the "Daddy's Home" crap. He ain't Daddy, he's the lecherous uncle you wouldn't trust to be alone with your child and he's bringing along a bunch of his equally skeevy buddies.
David Lynch checking out right before America turns into a David Lynch movie... kewl kewl.
January 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
David Lynch checking out right before America turns into a David Lynch movie... kewl kewl.
Don't fuck with the Woke Mob. We cancelled Anita Bryant so effectively that you all thought she died over a decade ago. We're that good.
January 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Don't fuck with the Woke Mob. We cancelled Anita Bryant so effectively that you all thought she died over a decade ago. We're that good.
So I heard from a reliable source that Anita Bryant spent her last years despondent because she was born 50 years too early and missed out on a lucrative career as a conservative media talking head brutally cancelled by the "Woke Mob." But apparently even Fox News assumed she was already dead.
January 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
So I heard from a reliable source that Anita Bryant spent her last years despondent because she was born 50 years too early and missed out on a lucrative career as a conservative media talking head brutally cancelled by the "Woke Mob." But apparently even Fox News assumed she was already dead.
Reposted by Geoff Noir
Imagine you are Canadian and the President-Elect of the United States, a convicted criminal with an arsenal of nuclear weapons, just posted this:
January 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Imagine you are Canadian and the President-Elect of the United States, a convicted criminal with an arsenal of nuclear weapons, just posted this:
Reposted by Geoff Noir
I'd wish you all a #HappyNewYear but I think deep down we all know 2025's gonna land on us like...
a black and white photo of a man standing in front of a small wooden building .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man standing in front of a small wooden building .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'd wish you all a #HappyNewYear but I think deep down we all know 2025's gonna land on us like...