I'm buzzing to have won this year's Some-Antics Championship Slam 2024! Thanks to the organisers, the judges and all the other poets who were fantastic. Some great gigs and the odd festival slot coming soon! Everything's coming up Milhouse xox

There used to be an old man who held open the door for me every time I went to Harvey Nichols but this doesn't happen anymore, because of woke

Getting followed by @jongomm.bsky.social makes me feel nostalgic and wistful for a bygone era when you could operate the Myspace page of a shitty Leeds band in 2006 and Jon Gomm would add you as a friend