johnbenwoo.bsky.social
@johnbenwoo.bsky.social
Guess we all libbed out just a bit too hard
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Nothing more time-expensive than a free taco line
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Zohran font sweeping the nation
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Snuck out to sit in my car and feel hope for a sec don’t tell the fellas.
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Victorious quad box here in LA
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Ok winning NJ Governor’s race and taking the stage for your victory speech is the new best place to hear Born to Run
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Batman just got elected mayor of Gotham after the Joker has been president for 10 years.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Finally, a place where can all agree that ringtone-version Baby I Got Your Money was a BANGER
Bluesky: the website to be on if you’re the exact right age to remember when buying a ringtone was a thing, and thought it was really cool when it was.
October 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Ok so who's starting the ETF?
Morning. ☕

ICYMI: A list of all the CEOs, real estate moguls, defense contractors, telecom companies, Big Tech companies, crypto guys and otherwise just really rich people financing the construction of Trump's ballroom as he demolishes the White House.
October 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Congrats to Prof Mokyr and the Northwestern Econ department on another Nobel!
October 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m at one and a half
My doctor says I’m down to just one diabete.
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Pelican is my goal
I hope im reincarnated as a bird
September 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Now THIS is the cancel culture I can get behind
September 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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My doctor says I’m down to just one diabete.
September 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The NFL scheduling rivalry games for week 1 has certainly delivered so far
September 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Within every left-of-center white dude, there are two wolves www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQVb...
Ezra Klein | Blocks Podcast w/ Neal Brennan
YouTube video by Neal Brennan
www.youtube.com
September 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Travis better not fuck things up now or else the “EX-FIANCEE” album will be devastating
🚨Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged.
August 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Ah yes colostrum, the veal of the dairy industry
I feel like we haven’t really talked enough about how much of MAHA/masc-coded wellness grift is just boosterism for the cattle industry

- collagen
- whey protein
- colostrum
- tallow
- organ meats

It’s all repackaged beef & dairy byproduct, baby
August 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Can he PLEASE do those deals with all US health insurance companies? But for like 100% stakes?
it was only like 7 years ago that the republican party built its entire identity around keeping government out of business, and yes i agree it was always bull shit but to see this type of open government take over of "capitalism" by a republican with every republican just falling in line is wild
Trump on Intel boss: "He walked in wanting to keep his job and he ended up giving us $10 billion for the United States. We do a lot of deals like that. I'll do more of them."
August 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Sorry Justice Jackson, this is for reeeeeeal…
August 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
And yet the anti-capitalists are STILL unsatisfied, sheesh
Finally, we got rid of the socialist president who was ruining the country and have once again embraced free market capitalism. What a relief.
August 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Deep nostalgia unlocked
The Rich Eisen return to SportsCenter on ESPN even features an old-school SportsCenter intro.

(You can read more about Eisen hosting tonight's SportsCenter here: bit.ly/41boVWX)
August 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇
August 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Well now I want Tremors but with Slimey
making movies better with muppets: thread
August 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Happy to see some of my favorite podcasts get acquired, but the ads are now as boring as they are plentiful
August 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM