Johann
johannjonsson.bsky.social
Johann
@johannjonsson.bsky.social
Australian hoping the racing people will join the footy and cricket people over here soon enough. I like learning linguistics and prefer watching people fight about the Oxford comma than the collapse of democracy abroad.
If they give this not out I’m not watching any more Ashes.
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Test cricket is the best for a reason.
#EngvInd
August 4, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Dumplings 1, Johann 0
August 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Alex Lloyd at 112 in the Hottest Australian 100 songs countdown. “Should’ve been higher!”
August 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Thought this would be higher #Hottest100 for the 20th time. #TameImpala
July 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Will be spending the day listening to the Triple J hottest 100 Australian songs.
Berlin Chair ticking us over noon into beer o’clock is some consolation for it coming on way too early.
July 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The umpires are absolutely ruining this game at the G. No idea. #AFLMagpiesDockers
July 20, 2025 at 6:55 AM
There’s plenty I’ve left on the bench that deserve to be there #Hottest100
July 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I might be going off early but if this game didn’t have a kid in the pre-game entertainment in tears for being hit in the head with a stick it would not register in anyone’s memory ever.
#AFLBombersTigers
May 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Reposted by Johann
TOTTENHAM ARE EUROPA LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 🏆

Rog and Rory broke down an historic night for Spurs (and the fulfillment of Ange's prophecy 🔮) on tonight's Do it Live 🤍

LISTEN 🎧: mibcourage.co/4kAhccd
May 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Yass! Bravo Ange Postecoglou!
GOL DO TOTTENHAM

Tottenham 1-0 Man Utd
⚽️ Brennan Johnson
🅰️ -
🏆 Europa League
May 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It’s beautiful that he can still do old school bribery in addition to the modern fandangle stuff.
Honestly? The $400M plane from Qatar is quaint compared to his crypto scam, memecoin con, insider trading, and tariff shakedowns.
May 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Fantastic game of footy #AFLSunsDogs
May 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
There will be rules about cheap shots named after Sicily.
Sicily is an absolute embarrassment. Gets into the face of a 2nd year player and then flops 5 seconds later. Most pissweak captain in the league by a mile.
May 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Who could Tom Stewart be talking about I wonder? #AFLCatsHawks
April 21, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Dead set cheats, Hawthorn #AFLCatsHawks
April 21, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Hawthorn has form for knocking blokes out like that. Modern day cheats. #AflCatsHawks
April 21, 2025 at 7:07 AM
It is my strong belief that every single thing Trump does is for personal gain. You’ll have a hard time convincing me otherwise and insider trading is the most blatant and recent example if you’re needing a new high-water mark.
April 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Here’s an offer to @marydoylemp.bsky.social and Manny Cicchiello if his people are out there.
The only tariff deal Straya does with the US is that they drop tariffs or we stop the awful submarine deal. No contributions to Trumpcoin or ball-tickling or any other concessions.
Win me over in Aston.
April 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Paul is making Eliot look reasonable #MAFSAU
April 6, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Everybody already knows which side they were barracking for.
The controversy surrounding the attendance of two armed patrons on Thursday has been blasted as "extremely concerning and frankly unacceptable".

READ >>> zerohanger.com/cdflW #AFL
April 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Looking forward to Ryan and Jacqui trying to outdo each other with put downs. #MAFSAU
March 31, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Temu Manu is elite
Of course Paul will say yes. Manu from Temu. #mafsau #mafs
March 24, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Paul explaining his date to Carina is the most cringeworthy thing I can remember seeing on tv. #MAFS #MAFSAU
March 24, 2025 at 9:51 AM
*Tesla sells cars almost exclusively to people concerned about the environment*

Tesla’s CEO and pretend founder: “Woke people are the scourge of the planet”. *Tries to destroy “woke” people and institutions*

The world: *destroys Tesla*

Musk: “Why is this happening?”
March 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM