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Johanna Potente
@johannapotente.bsky.social
The Thinking Man's Strumpet. In-person: Capitol Hill, Drive or Fly 2U. #dateSeattle #dateBellevue I take RS2k. P411: p2015. linktr.ee/jetcityjohanna. Kill the puritan inside your head.
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The Thinking Man’s Strumpet

Hosting on Capitol Hill
Outcall in Greater Seattle
Travel by special request

I can drive to you throughout the PNW. FMTY nationwide

JohannaPotente.com #dateSeattle
I forgot to play yesterday and lost my streak. Starting over again.

From Saturday:

Wordle 1,631 5/6

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December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
At least I still have my old friend, Wordle.

From Thursday:

Wordle 1,629 4/6

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December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Welp, my availability is limited to weekends for at least the next two weeks. Not allowed to say why. 😭😭😭

#dateSeattle #gfe #fssw
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
From Wednesday:

Wordle 1,628 4/6

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December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I could have chosen better, but in my defense, that was a tough one!

From Tuesday:

Wordle 1,627 6/6

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December 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Ugh. Turned into a guessing game.

From Monday:

Wordle 1,626 5/6

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December 2, 2025 at 8:04 AM
That was unexpected. Seems like the solution is rarely a y-ended adjective.

From Sunday:

Wordle 1,625 4/6

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December 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Don't forget to go to your advanced moderation settings and change the defaults to your liking.

Bsky decided to hide a *lot* by default. 🙄

bsky.app/profile/mode...
bsky.app
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Reposted by Johanna Potente
Let’s resurrect the starter packs, friends. A whole wave of providers has finally washed ashore here after Twitter yeeted their accounts into the abyss.

If you’re a new provider on Bluesky and want to be included in the starter pack, just comment below and I’ll add ya.

go.bsky.app/76EmeAw
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Lololol

"MILF" is a profanity.
@johannapotente.bsky.social has swears! They've used 16 profanities in their last 442 posts.

🥇 "piss" (3 times)
🥈 "dick" (2 times)
🥉 "milf" (1 times)
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Tell me my score, @profanity.accountant

I think it's low.
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
From Saturday:

Wordle 1,624 4/6

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November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:

Rattlesnake
Great Blue heron
Indonesian pit viper
Moose
Orca
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:

alligator
tarantula
black bear
cougar
humpback whale
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild

-kangaroo
-octopus
-bison
-feral hogs (did not open fire)
-copperheads
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Reposted by Johanna Potente
Hosting in Lynnwood 1st to 3rd. Olympia 3rd to 7th. Redmond 7th to 9th.
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Stéphane Grappelli
Willie Nelson
Miles Davis
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Tina Turner
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

Townes Van Zandt
Keith Jarrett
Simon and Garfunkel
Koko Taylor
Dave Brubeck Quartet
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
🙄

From Friday:

Wordle 1,623 5/6

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November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
That was a little tricky. How did you do?

From Thursday:

Wordle 1,622 4/6

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November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Reposted by Johanna Potente
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a heteromultivalent nanogel capable of killing some of the most dangerous bacteria known to medicine- with over 99.9% effectiveness against P. aeruginosa. It also showed strong antibacterial effects against other major threats, including E. coli and MRSA.
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Missed yesterday, starting my new streak.

From Wednesday:

Wordle 1,621 4/6

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November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Sheesh!

From Monday:

Wordle 1,619 6/6

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November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I just happened to stumble on a post that spoiled Sunday's Wordle for me. What kind of monster does that?
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
This #gfe is heading north. Don't miss me!

#dateWA
Rare pop-up availability in Skagit County/Bellingham!

This Skybabe is driving north today, Saturday the 22nd. Shall I pop up to Bellingham? Or stop by on my way back south?

It's a short window, let make the most of it. 😘

#gfe #dateWA
November 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Reposted by Johanna Potente
Rare pop-up availability in Skagit County/Bellingham!

This Skybabe is driving north today, Saturday the 22nd. Shall I pop up to Bellingham? Or stop by on my way back south?

It's a short window, let make the most of it. 😘

#gfe #dateWA
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
From Saturday:

Wordle 1,617 3/6

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November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM