Viktor O'Neill (PirateCoveJoe)
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The Official Izzy Rose
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Izzy Hands' Defense Attorney
Pirates & NSFW 🏴☠️🔞
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Izzy Hands' Defense Attorney
Joe decided it would be a grand idea to be a brat all day and suffered the consequences. Now Izzy is giving him what he wants for taking the punishment so well. #ofmd
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Joe decided it would be a grand idea to be a brat all day and suffered the consequences. Now Izzy is giving him what he wants for taking the punishment so well. #ofmd
Reposted by Viktor O'Neill (PirateCoveJoe)
Don't ask me color of ANYTHING
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Don't ask me color of ANYTHING
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A screenshot from one of my modernAU Izzy cosplay videos ...why it look cinematic tho??
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
A screenshot from one of my modernAU Izzy cosplay videos ...why it look cinematic tho??
Put him in the damn boots. Izzy Rose Hands you put on those DAMN BOOTS.
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Put him in the damn boots. Izzy Rose Hands you put on those DAMN BOOTS.
Trans men when the dysphoria hits:
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Trans men when the dysphoria hits:
I know you don't need other people's approval for shit and honestly I don't care to have it. But man, that little treat every once in awhile? I'll look stupid smirking about it all day. Like yes, I did that. I WON. Fuck the rest of you.
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I know you don't need other people's approval for shit and honestly I don't care to have it. But man, that little treat every once in awhile? I'll look stupid smirking about it all day. Like yes, I did that. I WON. Fuck the rest of you.
"Hot mama" and it's a man
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"Hot mama" and it's a man
I am rough around the edges and a little crude, being delicate is not my strong suit. I'm not pretty. So when I do wear a little glitter and someone says "you're so ethereal", I will be crying for the next seven to ten business days.
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I am rough around the edges and a little crude, being delicate is not my strong suit. I'm not pretty. So when I do wear a little glitter and someone says "you're so ethereal", I will be crying for the next seven to ten business days.
I got drunk at a party at a rich friend's house one time and vividly remember pretty blue water. Turns out I tried to jump into the pool and got pissed off when they told me I wasn't a pirate who discovered the fountain of youth.
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I got drunk at a party at a rich friend's house one time and vividly remember pretty blue water. Turns out I tried to jump into the pool and got pissed off when they told me I wasn't a pirate who discovered the fountain of youth.
Seeing Izzy say his steak needs more salt is so me because I must not be able to taste sodium anymore so I look like a psychopath putting salt on my own steaks. Genuinely relatable detail.
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Seeing Izzy say his steak needs more salt is so me because I must not be able to taste sodium anymore so I look like a psychopath putting salt on my own steaks. Genuinely relatable detail.
I felt fancy with my toothpick and hand cut cheddar cheese squares this morning. I'm lactose intolerant. Do the math as to where I am now. I will do it again, that's a threat.
November 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I felt fancy with my toothpick and hand cut cheddar cheese squares this morning. I'm lactose intolerant. Do the math as to where I am now. I will do it again, that's a threat.
I found out from Reddit of all places (lurker, not a poster) that people put chicken bouillon cubes in their pasta water. People do this??? ME personally it would be a nightmare on my tongue but I can see it enhancing flavors.
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I found out from Reddit of all places (lurker, not a poster) that people put chicken bouillon cubes in their pasta water. People do this??? ME personally it would be a nightmare on my tongue but I can see it enhancing flavors.
I am itching to draw Joe getting the backshots of doom from Izzy, I'm talking a piece of artful smut so rancid that Con O'Neill would nod and repost it with pride.
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I am itching to draw Joe getting the backshots of doom from Izzy, I'm talking a piece of artful smut so rancid that Con O'Neill would nod and repost it with pride.
We can agree to disagree on headcanons for a fictional character. Not human rights.
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
We can agree to disagree on headcanons for a fictional character. Not human rights.
"Why do you think Izzy has autism" 1) I'm autistic and I have eyes, 2) This scene from s1ep3 where he's stimming with random shit. From the dehydrated pufferfish to the candle flames. It's clearly a self regulation thing and adapting to his environment, especially when anxious or uncomfortable.
November 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"Why do you think Izzy has autism" 1) I'm autistic and I have eyes, 2) This scene from s1ep3 where he's stimming with random shit. From the dehydrated pufferfish to the candle flames. It's clearly a self regulation thing and adapting to his environment, especially when anxious or uncomfortable.
"Do Izzy Hands/Con fans have an official name?"
Conaholics, alternatively-
Conaholics, alternatively-
November 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"Do Izzy Hands/Con fans have an official name?"
Conaholics, alternatively-
Conaholics, alternatively-
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Stitched up scary little green man
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Stitched up scary little green man
A person in my class is a "Can't we just be friends?" neoliberal facist and I can feel my brain cells DIE around them. Conservatives, I hate you just as much so don't say a damn word. Liberals aren't leftists because liberals don't want to dismantle our broken system. Leftists do.
October 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
A person in my class is a "Can't we just be friends?" neoliberal facist and I can feel my brain cells DIE around them. Conservatives, I hate you just as much so don't say a damn word. Liberals aren't leftists because liberals don't want to dismantle our broken system. Leftists do.
Bad people can do nice things the same way a loaf of bread can leave crumbs, and still those nice things/crumbs can't change that it's a bad person/loaf of bread.
October 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Bad people can do nice things the same way a loaf of bread can leave crumbs, and still those nice things/crumbs can't change that it's a bad person/loaf of bread.
Since you didn't hear Bo Burnham loud enough, "Every politician, every cop on the street, protects the interest of the pedophilic corporate elite". That's all.
October 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Since you didn't hear Bo Burnham loud enough, "Every politician, every cop on the street, protects the interest of the pedophilic corporate elite". That's all.
ACAB, you know what that means? All cops are bastards. And I meant that. That's me standing on business.
October 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
ACAB, you know what that means? All cops are bastards. And I meant that. That's me standing on business.
These "erm actually" motherfuckers are going to put me in an early grave. You can point out errors without degradation. This is not about effective communicators, this is about the "you're wrong and I'm rehashing without adding to the conversation" crowd.
October 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
These "erm actually" motherfuckers are going to put me in an early grave. You can point out errors without degradation. This is not about effective communicators, this is about the "you're wrong and I'm rehashing without adding to the conversation" crowd.
I can't understand verbal or written instructions by themselves, you have to show me how to do it. I don't mean doing it for me, I mean SHOW. ME. I don't understand your words or pamphlets.
October 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I can't understand verbal or written instructions by themselves, you have to show me how to do it. I don't mean doing it for me, I mean SHOW. ME. I don't understand your words or pamphlets.
As a cosplayer I'm ashamed to admit I barely know how to use my sewing machine. I was asked for help on how to use it and I had nothing to say. I used it a few times but needed serious help with it because I couldn't figure it out. 💔💔💔 I feel so stupid.
October 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
As a cosplayer I'm ashamed to admit I barely know how to use my sewing machine. I was asked for help on how to use it and I had nothing to say. I used it a few times but needed serious help with it because I couldn't figure it out. 💔💔💔 I feel so stupid.
My heroes at the moment are the Doctors in Gaza and the freedom fighters aboard the Flotilla. They're doing absolutely everything they can on their end. I'm proud of everyone for continuing to boycott and protest and defund the genocide.
October 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My heroes at the moment are the Doctors in Gaza and the freedom fighters aboard the Flotilla. They're doing absolutely everything they can on their end. I'm proud of everyone for continuing to boycott and protest and defund the genocide.