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Long suffering Jets fan. Until this year. This is their year for sure.
Lickolaj EARlers was *right there*! smh
The NHL has just released the list of furry, four-legged participants for the "Stanley Pup" which will be broadcast this Friday on TruTV.

The #NHLJets will be represented by a husky/shepherd cross named Lickolaj Yellers. (Shouldn't it have been a Great Dane??!!).
June 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I told Scarlett Johansson I would take her away from her life of glamour and riches to become my wife and cook and clean for me in my shack in the woods. She is considering the offer!
Narrator: they were not considering the offer
May 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Captains deal with season ending losses in different ways. I know which team will respect theirs when next season rolls around.
May 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
May 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
May 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
In the final analysis it turned out the Lucky Sweatshirt’s powers were only effective at home and I just wasn’t able to find the right outfit for road games. Hand up, this is on me. I’ll strive to work harder and do better going forward.

#MinorSetbackForAMajorComeback
#GoJetsGo
Lucky Sweatshirt: Activated

The Lucky Sweatshirt is undefeated at home.

It’s in the bag. 4-1 #NHLJets with 2 ENG.

#Lock
#GoJetsGo
May 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Narrator’s voice: But it wasn’t their year. For sure.

It ended up being a pretty fun year to be a @winnipegjets.com fan. Kind of a bummer it ended the way it did. It would have been nice to see them go all the way and win one for Brad.
May 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
That’s disappointing
May 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Attention: The lady who when she goes into the kitchen the @winnipegjets.com score, please go into the kitchen.

#GoJetsGo
May 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
May 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I think it’s time for a KFC SHG.

#GoJetsGo
May 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
DON’T LAY IT ON THE LINE LIKE THAT MASON!!!

#GoJetsGo
HOW DID HE MISS THAT
May 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I’m ok with this game going to overtime, as long as the @winnipegjets.com win it. Otherwise I’m fine with the @winnipegjets.com winning in regulation time.

#GoJetsGo
May 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I think the @winnipegjets.com can pull it off if they are willing to Lay It On The Line.

#GoJetsGo
May 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You know who’s just LOVING this?
May 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I’m declaring Game 6 to be a Must Win.
The Winnipeg Jets have given themselves one more chance at another chance.

A massive, 22 save shutout from Connor Hellebuyck. His second straight shutout at home.

Goals from Scheifele, Ehlers (2), and Namestnikov. A resurgent power play.

And Game 6 on Saturday: earned.
May 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Just a bunch of soggy people hugging and smootching and carrying on. Beautiful.

#GoJetsGo
The White Out Street Party will turn into Woodstock when the @winnipegjets.com win.

#GoJetsGo
May 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Hulle eet die honde
Hulle eet die katte
Van die mense wat daar woon
May 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Many people are saying Jamie Benn is a piece of shit. You’re hearing it a lot more these days.
Seems like an appropriate time to share this.

Jamie Benn is a piece of shit. Cheapshot artist. Dirty player.

Suspend him.

#NHLJets #NHLPlayoffs
Forgive my language - I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

Jamie Benn is a piece of shit.

#NHLJets
May 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Newsflash ding dongs: IT’S NECESSARY!!!!!

#GoJetsGo
May 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Go Jets Go!
Blake Angeconeb ~ Anishinaabe
2025
May 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
May 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
#NHLJets are fully back on their bullshit and it is magnificent. Game 7 will be legendary.

#GoJetsGo
Maybe the best chant ever here at Canada Life Centre.

"SHOULD HAVE KICKED IT" the crowd says loudly after Mark Scheifele's glove swat goal is denied.

Incredible throwback to Game 3 in Dallas.
May 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Mason Marchment definitely drives this van. I mean, look at the guy.

#Creepy
#GoJetsGo
May 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM