Joe Mazzarini
@joemazz.bsky.social
June 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
May 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
May 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
What if the way this all ends is with Abrego Garcia suing Trump into extinction? #AbregoGarcia
April 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
What if the way this all ends is with Abrego Garcia suing Trump into extinction? #AbregoGarcia
April 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
That woman who slept with 1,000 guys in one day doesn’t seem so impressive after watching Trump fuck the whole world in one hour. #Tariffs #Trump #Stocks #SoMuchWinning
April 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
That woman who slept with 1,000 guys in one day doesn’t seem so impressive after watching Trump fuck the whole world in one hour. #Tariffs #Trump #Stocks #SoMuchWinning
April 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The problem with @msnbc.com is that when you watch it, you feel like the democrats are winning. #msnbc #maddow
April 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
The problem with @msnbc.com is that when you watch it, you feel like the democrats are winning. #msnbc #maddow
March 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Dear #Maga, even though you can’t afford eggs, please think of someone other than yourself, like the richest man alive, and buy a Tesla. Sincerely, Dvvvvvv
March 12, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Dear #Maga, even though you can’t afford eggs, please think of someone other than yourself, like the richest man alive, and buy a Tesla. Sincerely, Dvvvvvv
Biden had the best economy in the history of the world. But you didn’t like that. So, now we have a much worse economy. Great job. #Maga #TrumpTariffs #NASDAQ #QQQ
March 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Biden had the best economy in the history of the world. But you didn’t like that. So, now we have a much worse economy. Great job. #Maga #TrumpTariffs #NASDAQ #QQQ
My One-Word Review of each of the 2025 Oscar Best Picture Nominees:
A Complete Unknown:Corny
Anora: Raucous
Conclave: Cohesive
Dune 2: Heightened
Emelia Perez: Messy
I’m Still Here: Prophetic
Nickel Boys: Claustrophobic
Substance: Grotesque
The Brutalist: Insignificant
Wicked: Exultant
#Oscars
A Complete Unknown:Corny
Anora: Raucous
Conclave: Cohesive
Dune 2: Heightened
Emelia Perez: Messy
I’m Still Here: Prophetic
Nickel Boys: Claustrophobic
Substance: Grotesque
The Brutalist: Insignificant
Wicked: Exultant
#Oscars
March 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
My One-Word Review of each of the 2025 Oscar Best Picture Nominees:
A Complete Unknown:Corny
Anora: Raucous
Conclave: Cohesive
Dune 2: Heightened
Emelia Perez: Messy
I’m Still Here: Prophetic
Nickel Boys: Claustrophobic
Substance: Grotesque
The Brutalist: Insignificant
Wicked: Exultant
#Oscars
A Complete Unknown:Corny
Anora: Raucous
Conclave: Cohesive
Dune 2: Heightened
Emelia Perez: Messy
I’m Still Here: Prophetic
Nickel Boys: Claustrophobic
Substance: Grotesque
The Brutalist: Insignificant
Wicked: Exultant
#Oscars
Everything’s more expensive, all of our friends hate us, planes are crashing, markets are crashing, eradicated diseases are raging back, our national parks are filled with trash, billionaires are looting the nation’s coffers, and our enemies now cheer our every move. Are we great again yet? #maga
March 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Everything’s more expensive, all of our friends hate us, planes are crashing, markets are crashing, eradicated diseases are raging back, our national parks are filled with trash, billionaires are looting the nation’s coffers, and our enemies now cheer our every move. Are we great again yet? #maga
At some point, true Christians will come around to the fact the party who embraces the most important teachings of Christ - to help the poor, to help the sick, to help the less fortunate, the refugee, the least among us - is actually the democrats. Just saying. #christianity #jesus #teaching
February 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
At some point, true Christians will come around to the fact the party who embraces the most important teachings of Christ - to help the poor, to help the sick, to help the less fortunate, the refugee, the least among us - is actually the democrats. Just saying. #christianity #jesus #teaching
When you have every U.S. federal employee email what they’ve been doing, it becomes very easy for foreign bad actors to hack those responses and paint a real clear picture of exactly what the U.S. is up to. Just saying. #Elon #federalemployees #badidea #dems #biden #harris #trump #maga
February 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
How did a single senator not ask RFK a simple pre-med question like, ‘Please name one protein in the structure of Covid-19’? #rfk #hhs #health #confirmationhearings
February 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
How did a single senator not ask RFK a simple pre-med question like, ‘Please name one protein in the structure of Covid-19’? #rfk #hhs #health #confirmationhearings
Plot Twist: Once republicans implement their Christian nation and actually start studying the teaching of Jesus - to help the poor, the sick, and the refugee - they realize that’s what democrats were doing the whole time. 🤷♂️ #christian #gop #values #christianvalues #christiannation
February 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Plot Twist: Once republicans implement their Christian nation and actually start studying the teaching of Jesus - to help the poor, the sick, and the refugee - they realize that’s what democrats were doing the whole time. 🤷♂️ #christian #gop #values #christianvalues #christiannation
Eggs $13 a dozen. Nasdaq crashed 3% today. But at least we call it Gulf of America now.
January 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Eggs $13 a dozen. Nasdaq crashed 3% today. But at least we call it Gulf of America now.
Again, Republicans REALLY want us to forget Trump supporters murdered a police officer live on television for the whole world to see and this week Trump just made sure those people will face zero punishment for doing so. #january6th #january6thpardons
January 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Again, Republicans REALLY want us to forget Trump supporters murdered a police officer live on television for the whole world to see and this week Trump just made sure those people will face zero punishment for doing so. #january6th #january6thpardons
If your version of Christianity sends hate and death threats to a Christian pasture asking the most powerful man on earth to have mercy on the people who are weaker than him, and their children, then I’m not sure what you are l, but you’re certainly no Christian. #mariannbudde #trump
January 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If your version of Christianity sends hate and death threats to a Christian pasture asking the most powerful man on earth to have mercy on the people who are weaker than him, and their children, then I’m not sure what you are l, but you’re certainly no Christian. #mariannbudde #trump
Day 1 of Law and Order Party: Pardon people who beat police.
Day 2 of Law and Order Party: Pardon man who ran online drug marketplace.
Off to a great start.
Day 2 of Law and Order Party: Pardon man who ran online drug marketplace.
Off to a great start.
January 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Day 1 of Law and Order Party: Pardon people who beat police.
Day 2 of Law and Order Party: Pardon man who ran online drug marketplace.
Off to a great start.
Day 2 of Law and Order Party: Pardon man who ran online drug marketplace.
Off to a great start.
At RFK’s confirmation, I sincerely hope someone asks for his medical license number, then asks if he can’t obtain the most basic qualifications of every doctor, why would he be qualified to oversee them all? #rfk
January 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
At RFK’s confirmation, I sincerely hope someone asks for his medical license number, then asks if he can’t obtain the most basic qualifications of every doctor, why would he be qualified to oversee them all? #rfk
Trump just pardoned people who beat police officers with baseball bats. No, really. But tell me again how Trump backs the blue?
January 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Trump just pardoned people who beat police officers with baseball bats. No, really. But tell me again how Trump backs the blue?
60% of Americans now believe democrats are the party of wealthy elites. This from the same country that just voted in an oligarchy of billionaires. #Musk #Trump #oligarchy
January 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
60% of Americans now believe democrats are the party of wealthy elites. This from the same country that just voted in an oligarchy of billionaires. #Musk #Trump #oligarchy