Joel Loquvam
@joelloquvam.bsky.social
Passionate about 🎨, social justice, and proud owner of standard poodles. 🐩 🐩Attorney for 30+ years. 🏳️🌈 Learn more: www.joelloquvam.com
April 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Ted has reviewed your emergency plan and has a few notes:
“This font choice? Bold.”
“Where is the laminated copy?”
“You’ve got 4 backups for my vet info but no healthcare directive?”
If your dog’s more prepared than you are… maybe it’s time.
Ted agrees.
Ted’s got a fix. 🐾 → bit.ly/4cEezTR
“This font choice? Bold.”
“Where is the laminated copy?”
“You’ve got 4 backups for my vet info but no healthcare directive?”
If your dog’s more prepared than you are… maybe it’s time.
Ted agrees.
Ted’s got a fix. 🐾 → bit.ly/4cEezTR
April 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Ted has reviewed your emergency plan and has a few notes:
“This font choice? Bold.”
“Where is the laminated copy?”
“You’ve got 4 backups for my vet info but no healthcare directive?”
If your dog’s more prepared than you are… maybe it’s time.
Ted agrees.
Ted’s got a fix. 🐾 → bit.ly/4cEezTR
“This font choice? Bold.”
“Where is the laminated copy?”
“You’ve got 4 backups for my vet info but no healthcare directive?”
If your dog’s more prepared than you are… maybe it’s time.
Ted agrees.
Ted’s got a fix. 🐾 → bit.ly/4cEezTR
Ted's 3 rules of life:
Take naps seriously
Know where your people are
Always have a plan for the unexpected
Take naps seriously
Know where your people are
Always have a plan for the unexpected
April 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Ted's 3 rules of life:
Take naps seriously
Know where your people are
Always have a plan for the unexpected
Take naps seriously
Know where your people are
Always have a plan for the unexpected
Estate planning doesn’t have to be scary.
If you’ve ever made a backup care plan for your dog...
you’re halfway there.
#standardpoodles #estateplanning
If you’ve ever made a backup care plan for your dog...
you’re halfway there.
#standardpoodles #estateplanning
April 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Estate planning doesn’t have to be scary.
If you’ve ever made a backup care plan for your dog...
you’re halfway there.
#standardpoodles #estateplanning
If you’ve ever made a backup care plan for your dog...
you’re halfway there.
#standardpoodles #estateplanning
Ted knows:
• The exact number of kibble pieces he needs
• How to glide past drama like it’s not his problem
• That “insurance” is human for get your plan together
He Also Has Other Ideas → bit.ly/4cEezTR
• The exact number of kibble pieces he needs
• How to glide past drama like it’s not his problem
• That “insurance” is human for get your plan together
He Also Has Other Ideas → bit.ly/4cEezTR
Your Dog Has a Better Life Plan Than You Do
Estate planning attorney reveals how pet owners obsess over their animals' future care while neglecting their own families' protection. Discover the T.E.D. System (inspired by the author's dog) that t...
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April 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Ted knows:
• The exact number of kibble pieces he needs
• How to glide past drama like it’s not his problem
• That “insurance” is human for get your plan together
He Also Has Other Ideas → bit.ly/4cEezTR
• The exact number of kibble pieces he needs
• How to glide past drama like it’s not his problem
• That “insurance” is human for get your plan together
He Also Has Other Ideas → bit.ly/4cEezTR
Lessons from Ted:
• Guard your boundaries
• Know when to say no to seconds
• Respond immediately when humans whisper “insurance”
#standardpoodles #estateplanning
• Guard your boundaries
• Know when to say no to seconds
• Respond immediately when humans whisper “insurance”
#standardpoodles #estateplanning
April 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Lessons from Ted:
• Guard your boundaries
• Know when to say no to seconds
• Respond immediately when humans whisper “insurance”
#standardpoodles #estateplanning
• Guard your boundaries
• Know when to say no to seconds
• Respond immediately when humans whisper “insurance”
#standardpoodles #estateplanning
If Ted ran my law firm:
• Mandatory snack breaks
• Estate plans include paw print signatures
• "Unconditional love" included in every clause
#standardpoodles #estateplanning
• Mandatory snack breaks
• Estate plans include paw print signatures
• "Unconditional love" included in every clause
#standardpoodles #estateplanning
April 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
If Ted ran my law firm:
• Mandatory snack breaks
• Estate plans include paw print signatures
• "Unconditional love" included in every clause
#standardpoodles #estateplanning
• Mandatory snack breaks
• Estate plans include paw print signatures
• "Unconditional love" included in every clause
#standardpoodles #estateplanning
Ted refuses to part with his tattered snake.
I respect that.
We all need something reliable to lean on when life gets uncertain—
His is a toy...
Yours should be an estate plan.
I respect that.
We all need something reliable to lean on when life gets uncertain—
His is a toy...
Yours should be an estate plan.
April 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Ted refuses to part with his tattered snake.
I respect that.
We all need something reliable to lean on when life gets uncertain—
His is a toy...
Yours should be an estate plan.
I respect that.
We all need something reliable to lean on when life gets uncertain—
His is a toy...
Yours should be an estate plan.
85% of pet parents have care plans for their pets.
Only 33% of humans do for themselves.
My dog is better protected than most people.
See Ted's advice here: bit.ly/4cEezTR
#standardpoodles #estateplanning
Only 33% of humans do for themselves.
My dog is better protected than most people.
See Ted's advice here: bit.ly/4cEezTR
#standardpoodles #estateplanning
Your Dog Has a Better Life Plan Than You Do
Estate planning attorney reveals how pet owners obsess over their animals' future care while neglecting their own families' protection. Discover the T.E.D. System (inspired by the author's dog) that t...
bit.ly
April 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
85% of pet parents have care plans for their pets.
Only 33% of humans do for themselves.
My dog is better protected than most people.
See Ted's advice here: bit.ly/4cEezTR
#standardpoodles #estateplanning
Only 33% of humans do for themselves.
My dog is better protected than most people.
See Ted's advice here: bit.ly/4cEezTR
#standardpoodles #estateplanning
Overheard from Ted:
“If I die, bury me with my snake toy. And don’t let that Labradoodle come to the service.”
#standardpoodles #estateplanning
“If I die, bury me with my snake toy. And don’t let that Labradoodle come to the service.”
#standardpoodles #estateplanning
April 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Overheard from Ted:
“If I die, bury me with my snake toy. And don’t let that Labradoodle come to the service.”
#standardpoodles #estateplanning
“If I die, bury me with my snake toy. And don’t let that Labradoodle come to the service.”
#standardpoodles #estateplanning
Our dog Ted's emergency plan is laminated, color-coded, and stored in 3 locations.
Most people: “I think I know where my stuff is…?”
🐾
Most people: “I think I know where my stuff is…?”
🐾
a man in a suit says shall i file it in front of a pile of boxes
ALT: a man in a suit says shall i file it in front of a pile of boxes
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April 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Our dog Ted's emergency plan is laminated, color-coded, and stored in 3 locations.
Most people: “I think I know where my stuff is…?”
🐾
Most people: “I think I know where my stuff is…?”
🐾
Ted, our standard poodle, has better opinions than most U.S. Senators.
And better hair.
And better hair.
April 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Ted, our standard poodle, has better opinions than most U.S. Senators.
And better hair.
And better hair.
@cherylhunter.bsky.social welcome to Blue sky! ❤️
January 31, 2025 at 6:22 AM
@cherylhunter.bsky.social welcome to Blue sky! ❤️
On Saturday night, I logged out of FB, IG and Threads. From a friend who is on Instagram, I am now following members of the new administration. Horrific.
January 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
On Saturday night, I logged out of FB, IG and Threads. From a friend who is on Instagram, I am now following members of the new administration. Horrific.
Reposted by Joel Loquvam
My MLK day piece is up.
open.substack.com/pub/sherrily...
open.substack.com/pub/sherrily...
It Is MLK Day. Do Not Despair. This Year Especially, We Have Work To Do.
With delicious anticipation, we imagined it.
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January 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My MLK day piece is up.
open.substack.com/pub/sherrily...
open.substack.com/pub/sherrily...
@rdepippo-25.bsky.social good morning! How are your Portuguese studies going?
January 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
@rdepippo-25.bsky.social good morning! How are your Portuguese studies going?
Another year around the sun🍾 and a new newsletter!
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Ready, Set, Go...Evacuate NOW!
Oh, and Happy Birthday
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January 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Another year around the sun🍾 and a new newsletter!
If you are so inclined, please subscribe and share. 👍
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If you are so inclined, please subscribe and share. 👍
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