Joe Jacobbi
@joejacobbi.bsky.social
Restaurant Owner, Buffalo Native, Florida Resident, Peanut Stick Lover, Bills, Mets, Sabres Fanatic, Schnauzer Enthusiast, FUCK TRUMP
(formerly Hank Mardukas on Elron’s hellscape)
Bad Religion. Pearl Jam. MCU. Dudeist.
(formerly Hank Mardukas on Elron’s hellscape)
Bad Religion. Pearl Jam. MCU. Dudeist.
Pinned
Joe Jacobbi
@joejacobbi.bsky.social
· Nov 16
I haven’t told anyone on this site to FUCK OFF yet. It’s kinda nice.
Not only do the Bills lose then we have to listen to Collinsworth show off all the hard work he’s done this week preparing his gag reflex for the full throating he’s got to give Mahomes tonight
a painting of a man eating a hot dog with the words " mmmm delish " above him
ALT: a painting of a man eating a hot dog with the words " mmmm delish " above him
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December 9, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Not only do the Bills lose then we have to listen to Collinsworth show off all the hard work he’s done this week preparing his gag reflex for the full throating he’s got to give Mahomes tonight
I know the defense had the integrity of a wet bag today but this ST unit might be the worst it’s been under McD. Every non-touchback KO is 50/50 for a big return. Every ExP/FG attempt gives me heart palpitations. We’ve had like 2 decent punt returns. Zero good KO returns. Then the block🤦♂️ #BillsMafia
December 9, 2024 at 12:48 AM
I know the defense had the integrity of a wet bag today but this ST unit might be the worst it’s been under McD. Every non-touchback KO is 50/50 for a big return. Every ExP/FG attempt gives me heart palpitations. We’ve had like 2 decent punt returns. Zero good KO returns. Then the block🤦♂️ #BillsMafia
Quote skeet with an image of who you saw at your first concert. Say who it was in the alt text
December 8, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Quote skeet with an image of who you saw at your first concert. Say who it was in the alt text
The Lions have six different receivers with at least four catches halfway through the 4th quarter. They spread the ball really well. Bills are gonna have their hands full. #BillsMafia
December 6, 2024 at 3:59 AM
The Lions have six different receivers with at least four catches halfway through the 4th quarter. They spread the ball really well. Bills are gonna have their hands full. #BillsMafia
December 4, 2024 at 2:54 AM
AFC East through 13 weeks-
Dolphins, Jets, Patriots-
11 wins combined
Buffalo-
10 wins
#BillsMafia #VictoryMonday #FiveInARow
Dolphins, Jets, Patriots-
11 wins combined
Buffalo-
10 wins
#BillsMafia #VictoryMonday #FiveInARow
December 2, 2024 at 4:04 PM
AFC East through 13 weeks-
Dolphins, Jets, Patriots-
11 wins combined
Buffalo-
10 wins
#BillsMafia #VictoryMonday #FiveInARow
Dolphins, Jets, Patriots-
11 wins combined
Buffalo-
10 wins
#BillsMafia #VictoryMonday #FiveInARow
Explaining to my followers why most posts aren’t that good
November 30, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Explaining to my followers why most posts aren’t that good
Shakedown 1979
Cool kids never have the time
Cool kids never have the time
November 27, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Shakedown 1979
Cool kids never have the time
Cool kids never have the time
Every song but Michael McDonald screaming Peg is layered into it
November 24, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Every song but Michael McDonald screaming Peg is layered into it
November 21, 2024 at 12:27 AM
If my math is correct, the Bills magic number to win the division is…2? A Bills win and a Dolphins loss would clinch the division, no? #BillsMafia
Obviously they want the one seed but wrapping up the division by Dec 1 would be pretty sweet
Obviously they want the one seed but wrapping up the division by Dec 1 would be pretty sweet
November 18, 2024 at 6:34 PM
If my math is correct, the Bills magic number to win the division is…2? A Bills win and a Dolphins loss would clinch the division, no? #BillsMafia
Obviously they want the one seed but wrapping up the division by Dec 1 would be pretty sweet
Obviously they want the one seed but wrapping up the division by Dec 1 would be pretty sweet
Saying dumb shit is like oxygen for Chris Collinsworth. The games are unwatchable when he’s involved
November 18, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Saying dumb shit is like oxygen for Chris Collinsworth. The games are unwatchable when he’s involved
Bills and Chiefs rarely disappoints and this one was no different. Let’s go!!!!
#BillsWin #BillsMafia
#BillsWin #BillsMafia
November 18, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Bills and Chiefs rarely disappoints and this one was no different. Let’s go!!!!
#BillsWin #BillsMafia
#BillsWin #BillsMafia
Not gonna lie, sometimes when scrolling I forget which platform I’m on and have to look at the logo at the top of the screen. It really does feel like how the other place used to feel.
November 17, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Not gonna lie, sometimes when scrolling I forget which platform I’m on and have to look at the logo at the top of the screen. It really does feel like how the other place used to feel.
Logan Paul vs Lennox Lewis will really get the people excited
November 16, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Logan Paul vs Lennox Lewis will really get the people excited
I haven’t told anyone on this site to FUCK OFF yet. It’s kinda nice.
November 16, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I haven’t told anyone on this site to FUCK OFF yet. It’s kinda nice.
The good thing about all these crazy Trump picks like Gaetz is that nobody ever last forever in Trump’s orbit. When he shitcans them, and they will all be shitcanned, they’ll be pushed out of politics, possibly forever
November 13, 2024 at 9:23 PM
The good thing about all these crazy Trump picks like Gaetz is that nobody ever last forever in Trump’s orbit. When he shitcans them, and they will all be shitcanned, they’ll be pushed out of politics, possibly forever
Introduce yourself as a TV character
November 12, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Introduce yourself as a TV character
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Mark Vientos in Miami. Oh yeah
Mark Vientos in Miami. Oh yeah
November 11, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Quote with the latest baseball related photo on your phone
Mark Vientos in Miami. Oh yeah
Mark Vientos in Miami. Oh yeah
Goff has thrown five picks and Detroit still has a shot to win this game
November 11, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Goff has thrown five picks and Detroit still has a shot to win this game
Why does my bar of soap have an expiration date? What’s it gonna do make me dirty?
November 11, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Why does my bar of soap have an expiration date? What’s it gonna do make me dirty?
NOFX 2003
This song has been in my head all week. Came out 21 years ago. It’s more relevant today than it was when released
youtu.be/3kqLVeP7iHA?...
This song has been in my head all week. Came out 21 years ago. It’s more relevant today than it was when released
youtu.be/3kqLVeP7iHA?...
NOFX - The Idiots Are Taking Over (Lyrics)
YouTube video by HairyMountainTroll
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November 10, 2024 at 2:32 PM
NOFX 2003
This song has been in my head all week. Came out 21 years ago. It’s more relevant today than it was when released
youtu.be/3kqLVeP7iHA?...
This song has been in my head all week. Came out 21 years ago. It’s more relevant today than it was when released
youtu.be/3kqLVeP7iHA?...
From left to right-
Seymour. Fin. Henry (RIP, my❤️)
Seymour. Fin. Henry (RIP, my❤️)
November 9, 2024 at 3:02 PM
From left to right-
Seymour. Fin. Henry (RIP, my❤️)
Seymour. Fin. Henry (RIP, my❤️)