Jodie Burton
@jodiemburton.bsky.social
MS/Neuroimm Neurologist, Clin Epi, and some other stuff. All-around excellent human being. Opinions obviously my own. #MedSky
Chugging my Metamucil like a fucking rock star.
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Chugging my Metamucil like a fucking rock star.
So at PLC on service today and seeing most two-bed rooms housing three patients, having to take a patient in the washroom to perform a history with privacy as their bed is among a line of them along the ward hallway. Not special for Alberta but new for me in Calgary @pfparks.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
So at PLC on service today and seeing most two-bed rooms housing three patients, having to take a patient in the washroom to perform a history with privacy as their bed is among a line of them along the ward hallway. Not special for Alberta but new for me in Calgary @pfparks.bsky.social
Ordering the Dirty Bird on call just like in the old days. My Canadian peeps know.
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Ordering the Dirty Bird on call just like in the old days. My Canadian peeps know.
It’s 7pm in the Star Alliance lounge at Logan and there are no more cookies. You call this a country?
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It’s 7pm in the Star Alliance lounge at Logan and there are no more cookies. You call this a country?
Ok, the Boston move is not far off, so I need my BlueSky Bostonians to keep from being a shut in!
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Ok, the Boston move is not far off, so I need my BlueSky Bostonians to keep from being a shut in!
Jimothy is no more.
October 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Jimothy is no more.
So, sabbatical plans have changed.
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
So, sabbatical plans have changed.
Whatchyou looking’ at?
October 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Whatchyou looking’ at?
On trend autumn nails, bitches!
October 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
On trend autumn nails, bitches!
If I learn the Katseye Gap denim commercial dance, will the residents at work think I’m
cool?
cool?
October 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
If I learn the Katseye Gap denim commercial dance, will the residents at work think I’m
cool?
cool?
Does the universe really want me to watch K-Pop Demon Hunters?
October 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Does the universe really want me to watch K-Pop Demon Hunters?
Sunday morning street patrol.
September 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Sunday morning street patrol.
Dolly Parton is sending soothing vibes.
September 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Dolly Parton is sending soothing vibes.
Posted without comment.
September 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Posted without comment.
Who going to ECTRIMS in Barcelona wants to join me to eat all of the things?
September 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Who going to ECTRIMS in Barcelona wants to join me to eat all of the things?
“Tom Clancy’s Everybody Poops”
Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title
“Tom Clancy’s Juggs”
“Tom Clancy’s Juggs”
Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title
Tom Clancy’s Unbearable Lightness of Being
Tom Clancy’s Unbearable Lightness of Being
August 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
“Tom Clancy’s Everybody Poops”
Planning for my emergency tummy ache in the coolest restaurant in town.
August 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Planning for my emergency tummy ache in the coolest restaurant in town.
How I long for the times when I wasn’t chugging Colyte.
August 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
How I long for the times when I wasn’t chugging Colyte.
I’m Prawn Girl and my superpower is ruining your ceviche.
I do want to see the superhero radioactive shrimp produces.
abcnews.go.com/US/fda-warns...
abcnews.go.com/US/fda-warns...
FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart
The FDA is warning the public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with Cesium-137.
abcnews.go.com
August 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I’m Prawn Girl and my superpower is ruining your ceviche.
Bananarama? Wait…no.
Make a band food:
Flan Halen
Flan Halen
August 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Bananarama? Wait…no.
You know you’re having a day when you just type “cake” into google maps.
August 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You know you’re having a day when you just type “cake” into google maps.
I need to decompress after an outright pearl-clutching The Gilded Age and so do you.
July 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I need to decompress after an outright pearl-clutching The Gilded Age and so do you.
My current obsession is watching videos of scary looking men with neck tattoos sing lullabies to their puppies and buy them tiny hats.
July 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My current obsession is watching videos of scary looking men with neck tattoos sing lullabies to their puppies and buy them tiny hats.