Jus10
@jnordell.bsky.social
He/Him/His/Y’all - Twitter Refugee. All opinions & chest hair are my own.
Happy Anniversary to the time I met Michael Cera wearing a red ribbon and I told him it was #WorldAIDSDay. So he enthusiastically wished me a “Happy World AIDS Day!” then made this face:
December 1, 2023 at 3:48 PM
Happy Anniversary to the time I met Michael Cera wearing a red ribbon and I told him it was #WorldAIDSDay. So he enthusiastically wished me a “Happy World AIDS Day!” then made this face:
Chitty Chitty Butt Bang
… I don’t think that ruins it.
… I don’t think that ruins it.
ruin a movie by adding the word butt to the title.
November 2, 2023 at 2:55 AM
Chitty Chitty Butt Bang
… I don’t think that ruins it.
… I don’t think that ruins it.
Petition to re-rename Philly’s #Ourfest to just PRIDE WITH SLEEVES™️ Happy #NationalComingOutDay Weekend to all!
October 9, 2023 at 1:32 AM
Petition to re-rename Philly’s #Ourfest to just PRIDE WITH SLEEVES™️ Happy #NationalComingOutDay Weekend to all!
Gonna be an outlier: I shockingly liked The Exorcist Believer as a film and it’s David Gordon Green’s most mature character study since George Washington in 2000… but it’s barely a horror film. Now I know why Blum was scared of TSwift… this will be a VERY frontloaded box office.
October 4, 2023 at 2:36 AM
Gonna be an outlier: I shockingly liked The Exorcist Believer as a film and it’s David Gordon Green’s most mature character study since George Washington in 2000… but it’s barely a horror film. Now I know why Blum was scared of TSwift… this will be a VERY frontloaded box office.
A big thanks to @horrorqueers.bsky.social for putting together great, varied #SpookySeason Watch Calendars year after year! I’ll be watching a new-to-me horror film every day this month on the themes they picked and using this thread to post about them #HorrorQueers #Halloween #HQSpookySeason
October 3, 2023 at 4:08 AM
A big thanks to @horrorqueers.bsky.social for putting together great, varied #SpookySeason Watch Calendars year after year! I’ll be watching a new-to-me horror film every day this month on the themes they picked and using this thread to post about them #HorrorQueers #Halloween #HQSpookySeason
Y’all… this is a rape revenge film… from the Director of American Pie… starring Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda…
September 26, 2023 at 7:58 PM
Y’all… this is a rape revenge film… from the Director of American Pie… starring Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda…
As a nice Jewish boy, I haven’t been to a church in quite some time. Went for a friend’s funeral today and the priest said, “I asked Alexa why she died… and there was no answer. I asked Siri why she died… and there was no answer. So I asked god, and only god has the answer.” And y’all 😳😳😳 WHAT…
September 21, 2023 at 5:24 PM
As a nice Jewish boy, I haven’t been to a church in quite some time. Went for a friend’s funeral today and the priest said, “I asked Alexa why she died… and there was no answer. I asked Siri why she died… and there was no answer. So I asked god, and only god has the answer.” And y’all 😳😳😳 WHAT…
I’ve literally waited over 30 years for someone to grant me the opportunity to talk incessantly about the brilliance of #Gremlins2TheNewBatch ! An immense thank you to Scott & Jamie for inviting me on YOU’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOTTLE & pairing with a FLX Riesling! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/y...
September 15, 2023 at 9:41 PM
I’ve literally waited over 30 years for someone to grant me the opportunity to talk incessantly about the brilliance of #Gremlins2TheNewBatch ! An immense thank you to Scott & Jamie for inviting me on YOU’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOTTLE & pairing with a FLX Riesling! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/y...
The source material for A Haunting In Venice has some of the most child murder in all of Agatha Christie, which I thought was a bold choice to adapt… color me not remotely surprised that Michael Green’s script jettisons almost all of the source material 🫠 Womp womp.
September 13, 2023 at 2:36 AM
The source material for A Haunting In Venice has some of the most child murder in all of Agatha Christie, which I thought was a bold choice to adapt… color me not remotely surprised that Michael Green’s script jettisons almost all of the source material 🫠 Womp womp.
LOVE Klown and Casper Christensen, but his directorial debut ROBOTS has SUCH a solid premise (two garbage humans illegally create robot versions of themselves to do all the things they don’t want to do… and then their robots steal their identities putting them on the run) that is SO woefully unfunny
August 28, 2023 at 4:34 PM
LOVE Klown and Casper Christensen, but his directorial debut ROBOTS has SUCH a solid premise (two garbage humans illegally create robot versions of themselves to do all the things they don’t want to do… and then their robots steal their identities putting them on the run) that is SO woefully unfunny
Found out friends got pregnant at the hotel after my wedding and frankly I’m glad someone else consummated my marriage too.
Hope their kid is gay so it can really come full circle…
Hope their kid is gay so it can really come full circle…
August 26, 2023 at 9:33 PM
Found out friends got pregnant at the hotel after my wedding and frankly I’m glad someone else consummated my marriage too.
Hope their kid is gay so it can really come full circle…
Hope their kid is gay so it can really come full circle…
Excuse me? Yes, hi! I would like to ask you some questions about your tapes…
And if YOU haven’t seen The Poughkeepsie Tapes… fix your life.
And if YOU haven’t seen The Poughkeepsie Tapes… fix your life.
August 20, 2023 at 1:06 AM
Excuse me? Yes, hi! I would like to ask you some questions about your tapes…
And if YOU haven’t seen The Poughkeepsie Tapes… fix your life.
And if YOU haven’t seen The Poughkeepsie Tapes… fix your life.
Man at gay bar urinal: What app is that?
Me: @letterboxd.social It’s a Social media app for logging films, seeing what friends are watching, writing reviews/watchlists, etc.
Man @ urinal: is it new?
Me: few years old
Man @ urinal: great dick by the way
Me (oblivious): its spelled with XD at the end
Me: @letterboxd.social It’s a Social media app for logging films, seeing what friends are watching, writing reviews/watchlists, etc.
Man @ urinal: is it new?
Me: few years old
Man @ urinal: great dick by the way
Me (oblivious): its spelled with XD at the end
August 18, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Man at gay bar urinal: What app is that?
Me: @letterboxd.social It’s a Social media app for logging films, seeing what friends are watching, writing reviews/watchlists, etc.
Man @ urinal: is it new?
Me: few years old
Man @ urinal: great dick by the way
Me (oblivious): its spelled with XD at the end
Me: @letterboxd.social It’s a Social media app for logging films, seeing what friends are watching, writing reviews/watchlists, etc.
Man @ urinal: is it new?
Me: few years old
Man @ urinal: great dick by the way
Me (oblivious): its spelled with XD at the end
Why is the N*w Y*rk T*mes constantly choosing violence?
August 16, 2023 at 3:09 PM
Why is the N*w Y*rk T*mes constantly choosing violence?
When you go to the nude beach it’s customary to arrive in your Showgirls tank, right?
August 5, 2023 at 11:41 PM
When you go to the nude beach it’s customary to arrive in your Showgirls tank, right?
Got invited to guest on a podcast which pairs movies and wine… AND THEY SENT ME WINE TO DRINK WITH GREMLINS 2!? Honestly - brilliant concept. Can’t wait to share when it drops in September!
August 3, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Got invited to guest on a podcast which pairs movies and wine… AND THEY SENT ME WINE TO DRINK WITH GREMLINS 2!? Honestly - brilliant concept. Can’t wait to share when it drops in September!
New app? New FirstTimeWatch Thread! Restarting ‘23!
Best #FirstTimeWatch Jan:
Beyond Utopia
Fancy Dance
Going Varsity in Mariachi
Joyland
A Little Prayer
The Lost One
M3GAN
Mutt
Persian Version
Squaring the Circle
Starling Girl
Stroll
Theater Camp
A Thousand and One
The Tuba Thieves
When It Melts
Best #FirstTimeWatch Jan:
Beyond Utopia
Fancy Dance
Going Varsity in Mariachi
Joyland
A Little Prayer
The Lost One
M3GAN
Mutt
Persian Version
Squaring the Circle
Starling Girl
Stroll
Theater Camp
A Thousand and One
The Tuba Thieves
When It Melts
August 1, 2023 at 3:46 PM
New app? New FirstTimeWatch Thread! Restarting ‘23!
Best #FirstTimeWatch Jan:
Beyond Utopia
Fancy Dance
Going Varsity in Mariachi
Joyland
A Little Prayer
The Lost One
M3GAN
Mutt
Persian Version
Squaring the Circle
Starling Girl
Stroll
Theater Camp
A Thousand and One
The Tuba Thieves
When It Melts
Best #FirstTimeWatch Jan:
Beyond Utopia
Fancy Dance
Going Varsity in Mariachi
Joyland
A Little Prayer
The Lost One
M3GAN
Mutt
Persian Version
Squaring the Circle
Starling Girl
Stroll
Theater Camp
A Thousand and One
The Tuba Thieves
When It Melts
Chitty Chitty Cum Bang
Name a movie. Replace one word with ‘cum’
Name a movie. Replace one word with ‘cum’
July 29, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Chitty Chitty Cum Bang
Name a movie. Replace one word with ‘cum’
Name a movie. Replace one word with ‘cum’
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Actual footage of me debating about seeing Barbie again…
July 28, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Actual footage of me debating about seeing Barbie again…
1 selfie + 2 fave board games
July 28, 2023 at 12:38 PM
1 selfie + 2 fave board games
So I gave Talk To Me a second shot in a packed theater (first was an at home screener) and… still lukewarm (so was my audience). Amazing concept that neuters the tension it builds with a music montage and then settles in as a chilling treatise on grief. Great acting. Okay film.
July 28, 2023 at 3:00 AM
So I gave Talk To Me a second shot in a packed theater (first was an at home screener) and… still lukewarm (so was my audience). Amazing concept that neuters the tension it builds with a music montage and then settles in as a chilling treatise on grief. Great acting. Okay film.
When that @diabolikdvd.bsky.social preorder you forgot about hits 🥹🥹🥹
July 27, 2023 at 2:44 PM
When that @diabolikdvd.bsky.social preorder you forgot about hits 🥹🥹🥹
Wishing more people were doing #BarbRide than #Barbenheimmer…
July 21, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Wishing more people were doing #BarbRide than #Barbenheimmer…