James Gilbreath
jngilbreath.bsky.social
James Gilbreath
@jngilbreath.bsky.social
Academic librarian. I enjoy dumb things. Opinions are my own, etc.
Crow T. Robot and @hollyanderson.bsky.social: “I want to decide who lives and who dies!”

Joel: “Oh I don’t know”
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social “Eye for an Eye” does work if you consider that another term for vagina is the “whispering eye”
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
@shaynetopp.bsky.social Had a dream where, as a bit, your shirt would suddenly be unbuttoned, wind blowing, as you smolder at the viewer to “Heaven on Earth,” and you did this at people to be distracting and annoy them. I may need to watch less Smosh content.
June 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Birmingham, Tuscaloosa, Alabama adjacent folks! We’re playing Bo’s spot 2 weeks from tonight! Come out and party with us. We’ll have a limited number of these shirts available too! Comfort Colors IYKYK.
June 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social Dale Earnhardt flag spotted at Birmingham pride ✊
June 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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🚨 The US House of Reps have now PASSED their budget bill that includes a BAN on Gender Affirming Care for Medicaid for ALL AGES.

This bill now goes to the Senate where it’s likely to pass.

Call your Senators!
May 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
So glad to hear all library employees, human and feline both, are safe
waff.com WAFF 48 @waff.com · May 21
Max, the beloved Albertville Public Library cat, was found safe after a fire sparked at the library late Tuesday night.

READ MORE>>> https://www.waff.com/2025/05/21/albertville-library-damaged-possible-lightning-fire-beloved-cat-escapes-safely/ 
May 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
We need to nullify the synods of John IX so that we can have more cadaver synods
April 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Paul Mauriat essentially just made Muzak
April 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I watched the Pee-wee breakfast machine sequence recently, and that machine doesn’t work at all. Pancakes all over the ceiling, what the hell
April 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
50 years of people being wrong about the Egg McMuffin. This thing is dreadful.
April 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social My mind cannot comprehend. Per the Chinese restaurant next door this place is hopping.
March 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Reposted by James Gilbreath
First, they said postponed; now the meeting is canceled. That means no flu shots next year.

“'It’s a six-month production cycle,' Dr. Offit said. 'So one can only assume that we’re not picking flu strains this year.'"

Fundamentally, that's a form of mass murder.

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/26/u...
F.D.A. Cancels Meeting of Vaccine Experts Scheduled to Advise on Flu Shots
The cancellation plays into fears among scientists who worry that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. will use his position as health secretary to sow doubts about vaccines.
www.nytimes.com
February 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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IMG_9364 #nunchaku
TikTok video by Gary Tuozzo
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February 28, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Me to my 72-year-old father:

“You know they’re not calling it a tush-push anymore”

“What are they calling it?”

“A ‘brotherly shove’”

“Oh no!”
February 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The fix is in
February 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
For better or worse, it's happening
February 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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All NIH study sections canceled indefinitely. This will halt science and devastate research budgets in universities.
January 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
What a great donk
January 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I have no issue with religious funerals. My cousin was a man of faith, of course God should be a part of the funeral. But I have no patience for a pastor hijacking a funeral. Preacher man, why do I now know you were born in Kentucky and grew up wanting to play basketball for UK?
December 23, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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C’mon, Texas, you know you want to try to plant a flag in that field
December 1, 2024 at 4:13 AM
My father has made the executive decision to turn off the Iron Bowl
November 30, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Not sure what it is, but the way TV show ads are written makes me not want to watch a show until the its been cancelled for several years
November 30, 2024 at 6:11 PM
My dad, seeing that Vanderbilt stop: Waow
November 30, 2024 at 5:51 PM