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Joel 💁‍♂️
@jmj94.bsky.social
Import from Twitter. Feel older and more tired than I appear.
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Name: Joel
Pronouns: he/him
Location: Tāmaki Makaurau, NZ
Interests: Taylor Swift, gym, Disney, tequila, @thisiscorey.bsky.social
Vocation: Pretending to enjoy talking to people on the phone
Was at my sister’s house and the alarm went off on my dad’s phone which she’s had since he passed. For some reason, he set an alarm for the mornings to go off at 9:08am. He passed away at 9:08am last Tuesday… talk about spooky!
October 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Also while my sister is doing chemo for breast cancer and is not even quite 1/4 of the way through her treatment. 🙃
October 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
The one week timeline between your dad needing a chest x-ray and a blood test - to having cancer in his lung, on his kidneys, and on his spine with likely only a couple of months left to live is crazy. Love this for me.
October 12, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Cleaned out the spare room. Discovered these relics.
June 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Love how Swifties have been begging for something new for MONTHS and Taylor’s literally just gone “lol nope but you can listen to all my old stuff again”. And being Swifties, we’re obviously eating it up 🤣🤡
May 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I hope this very forward thinking gentleman got home with a dry head and dry feet. I really wanted to ask why he had 3 produce paper bags handy.
May 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Went to the Black Ferns game this afternoon and within 15 minutes before leaving the house we skulled 4.4 standard 6% drinks each. Half a can of an espresso martini and 2 Hard Rated cans. Was a fun first half 🤪
May 24, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Just sent a Very Scary Email and now I’m dreading work tomorrow 😬
May 22, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Applied for a role internally at work a few months ago. Had to chase the hiring manager at the time only to find out they’d decided on external candidates without even giving me an interview (due to experience apparently).

One of the new hires just got let go within their 90 day trial.
May 8, 2025 at 8:34 AM
If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating!
May 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Just walked past a car stuck in traffic and the lady was blasting the Macarena at 7:20am. We love that for her 💪💃
May 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Self loathing is quite exhausting.
May 2, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Can someone please explain to me how this clue works? My brain isn’t understanding what letters need to be changed or how it relates to the other clues… soz for the spoiler if you do the NYT mini.
April 25, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Just had a super bright flash of lightning followed by the loudest/strongest thunder I’ve ever experienced right over our house ⛈️
April 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I’ve been really stuck in my head these last few days and really struggling to escape the bad voices in there.
March 29, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Beers
January 4, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Went for a run on the treadmill this evening and maxed my heart rate out at 208bpm 😮‍💨🥵
January 3, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I have a bad case of RSI at the moment - definitely the worst I’ve experienced. Usually it’ll only last a day with pain and then ease but this has been almost a week now and I’m scared it’s never gonna go away.
December 2, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Wondering if the guy in the hotel across from my office knows that 2 full office building across the road can see him standing naked in the window 🫣
November 24, 2024 at 8:12 PM
The Wynyard Quarter bridge is ~almost~ back in action!
November 23, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Reposted by Joel 💁‍♂️
November 18, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Reposted by Joel 💁‍♂️
Support the Hīkoi!
November 18, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Rugby is by far the gayest sport and by that I mean the most homosexual. The bum taps, the back arches, the sweaty men rolling around with each other.
November 16, 2024 at 8:31 PM
For those backwards scrollers like me, there’s @skeetsapp.com! Very happy to have stumbled across this.
I always did Twitter backwards and scrolled through my timeline from oldest to newest. Is there a way to do that here…?
November 15, 2024 at 11:43 PM
BlueSky is giving me 2012 Twitter vibes and I’m here for it tbh.
November 15, 2024 at 9:59 PM