Jive XXL
@jivexxl.bsky.social
Come with me if you want to live
uni no! capitalism is a failed experiment!
July 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
uni no! capitalism is a failed experiment!
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you're gonna wanna see this
July 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
you're gonna wanna see this
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VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!
*unless they’re a Muslim and / or one centimeter to the left of Amy Klobuchar
*unless they’re a Muslim and / or one centimeter to the left of Amy Klobuchar
June 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!
*unless they’re a Muslim and / or one centimeter to the left of Amy Klobuchar
*unless they’re a Muslim and / or one centimeter to the left of Amy Klobuchar
i dont rank raw okra (am i doing it right, is this thing on)
June 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
i dont rank raw okra (am i doing it right, is this thing on)
one thing you can do if you still have a twitter acct is tell Stephen Colbert to go fuck himself.
June 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
one thing you can do if you still have a twitter acct is tell Stephen Colbert to go fuck himself.
i would simply tip my fedora, issue a polite "no thank you sir." and move on.
June 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
i would simply tip my fedora, issue a polite "no thank you sir." and move on.
the shitlibs always win. 😞
June 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
the shitlibs always win. 😞
i have insomnia(4th day), what are some movies/music that would absolutely anesthetise me?
June 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i have insomnia(4th day), what are some movies/music that would absolutely anesthetise me?
save him, wont you?
NYC friends: this poor dog was almost on his freedom ride out of the pound when his foster didn't show up on him. He's now in danger of being put down. Do you have space in your home and heart to adopt him? ❤️
Also, lots of animals at this NYC shelter who need a home.
nycacc.app#/browse/225834
Also, lots of animals at this NYC shelter who need a home.
nycacc.app#/browse/225834
June 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
save him, wont you?
GWAR liked one of my tweets? sorry im not famous on the internet im just a normal person
I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
June 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
GWAR liked one of my tweets? sorry im not famous on the internet im just a normal person
if i had the reigns i would gut the military budget and do socialism. i would take drugs and stay up weeks at a time and make sure everyone had what they need. plenty of time for sleep in the grave.
June 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
if i had the reigns i would gut the military budget and do socialism. i would take drugs and stay up weeks at a time and make sure everyone had what they need. plenty of time for sleep in the grave.
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whatever else they do, the prime directive of the democrats is to prevent the election of anyone who threatens the interests of the ultra-rich. that comes before everything else
Former President Bill Clinton is endorsing former Gov. Andrew Cuomo, his former HUD secretary, as the Democratic establishment tries to attempt to ensure Zohran Mamdani does not win the Democratic primary for NYC mayor. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/22/n...
Bill Clinton Endorses Andrew Cuomo for New York City Mayor
www.nytimes.com
June 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
whatever else they do, the prime directive of the democrats is to prevent the election of anyone who threatens the interests of the ultra-rich. that comes before everything else
i smell toast.
(im making toast)
(im making toast)
June 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
i smell toast.
(im making toast)
(im making toast)
i been sober for about a year now but im starting to regret that.
June 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i been sober for about a year now but im starting to regret that.
just finished taking a poop in the forest. the locals call it "caca dooki"
June 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
just finished taking a poop in the forest. the locals call it "caca dooki"
insomnia, my old friend...
June 20, 2025 at 10:37 AM
insomnia, my old friend...
if i had a year to train, like really get back into shape, i think i could beat up linus tech tips
June 20, 2025 at 7:09 AM
if i had a year to train, like really get back into shape, i think i could beat up linus tech tips
im craving for instant noodle
June 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
im craving for instant noodle
4 people have told me i have the most beautiful ears, i mean its not a contest but yeah
i went to urgent care bc i was worried i had an ear infection, and the nurse practitioner examined me and said that my ears were beautiful, which is now the second time i have heard that from a medical professional
June 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
4 people have told me i have the most beautiful ears, i mean its not a contest but yeah
i was curious if i could maybe afford my psych appts without insurance but its $375 per visit (tele). oh well guess I'll die lol (rofl)
June 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i was curious if i could maybe afford my psych appts without insurance but its $375 per visit (tele). oh well guess I'll die lol (rofl)
hi jake this is Chinatown, we have been trying to reach you reguarding your cars extended warranty
June 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
hi jake this is Chinatown, we have been trying to reach you reguarding your cars extended warranty
i lost my health insurance so no more meds, no more psychiatrist. im really scared what will happen to me.
June 18, 2025 at 7:44 AM
i lost my health insurance so no more meds, no more psychiatrist. im really scared what will happen to me.