Jinx Strange
@jinxstrange.bsky.social
I am a wizard. @dirgemagazine.com is my grimoire.
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Leaf blowers are a scourge and they must be destroyed.
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Leaf blowers are a scourge and they must be destroyed.
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
Bill Clinton releases statement responding to Epstein files vindication: "😕"
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Bill Clinton releases statement responding to Epstein files vindication: "😕"
People who sign emails "Yours," clearly have very little experience with the fae.
Or a lot, maybe.
Or a lot, maybe.
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
People who sign emails "Yours," clearly have very little experience with the fae.
Or a lot, maybe.
Or a lot, maybe.
Chains and Quattrains:
Nostradominatrix.
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Chains and Quattrains:
Nostradominatrix.
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Nostradominatrix.
I am but a humble tuber in a world of Nostradami.
honestly the hardest part of being online is remembering which things people have been WARNING and TRYING TO TELL ME about
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I am but a humble tuber in a world of Nostradami.
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The bots are here to steal your life away 15 seconds at a time. You don’t get that back. The block button is an investment in your future
November 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The bots are here to steal your life away 15 seconds at a time. You don’t get that back. The block button is an investment in your future
Of course he passed out after having to stand for 15 minutes. He's like 90! These elderly men having elderly man problems isn't the problem, the fact that ancient, elderly men control nearly every facet of society is the problem.
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Of course he passed out after having to stand for 15 minutes. He's like 90! These elderly men having elderly man problems isn't the problem, the fact that ancient, elderly men control nearly every facet of society is the problem.
I want to host an actual play, but it's me terrorizing just one different person each season.
As someone who enjoys actual play and watching actual play streams, I'm begging and pleading you to feel the winds of progress shifting and to finally stand up and say,
"Stop putting six to eight people in your actual place streams, charity or otherwise."
"Stop putting six to eight people in your actual place streams, charity or otherwise."
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I want to host an actual play, but it's me terrorizing just one different person each season.
I've got to find a way to convince billionaires that I'm the answer to all their problems. I'm not, and that makes me as qualified as anyone else.
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I've got to find a way to convince billionaires that I'm the answer to all their problems. I'm not, and that makes me as qualified as anyone else.
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Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
Also: Good. Go be a piece of shit somewhere else.
All you do is siphon labor output to the top, directly into your mouth. You fucking off isn't going to make anything happen less, it's just going to allow the product to disperse more naturally - namely, back to the people and workers.
All you do is siphon labor output to the top, directly into your mouth. You fucking off isn't going to make anything happen less, it's just going to allow the product to disperse more naturally - namely, back to the people and workers.
One reason I think it's safe to call bullshit on the billionaire threat to quit New York if Mamdani wins is that they are spending WAY more to try to beat him than he plans to tax them if he wins
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Also: Good. Go be a piece of shit somewhere else.
All you do is siphon labor output to the top, directly into your mouth. You fucking off isn't going to make anything happen less, it's just going to allow the product to disperse more naturally - namely, back to the people and workers.
All you do is siphon labor output to the top, directly into your mouth. You fucking off isn't going to make anything happen less, it's just going to allow the product to disperse more naturally - namely, back to the people and workers.
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FBI have the silver elite dragon portrait frame, and National Guard have the gold elite dragon portrait frame, so mind your gear and level before pulling.
October 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
FBI have the silver elite dragon portrait frame, and National Guard have the gold elite dragon portrait frame, so mind your gear and level before pulling.
Double double
toil and trouble
Camel Cash
and father stubble
toil and trouble
Camel Cash
and father stubble
October 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Double double
toil and trouble
Camel Cash
and father stubble
toil and trouble
Camel Cash
and father stubble
I'm kind of surprised more people aren't like "I'm going to start a country that isn't a huge piece of shit."
October 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I'm kind of surprised more people aren't like "I'm going to start a country that isn't a huge piece of shit."
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What’s great about Victor Frankenstein was that he accidentally studied occult science instead of regular science and it went downhill from there. Like he coulda been normal
October 30, 2025 at 7:09 AM
What’s great about Victor Frankenstein was that he accidentally studied occult science instead of regular science and it went downhill from there. Like he coulda been normal
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Update: Dad now includes ads while being tucked in, praised, etc. upgrade to Dad+ for a seamless, ad-free childhood! Only $14.99 per month!
October 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Update: Dad now includes ads while being tucked in, praised, etc. upgrade to Dad+ for a seamless, ad-free childhood! Only $14.99 per month!
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A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
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The correct response to having a Nazi tattoo, regardless of when or why you got it, is thinking, "This makes me a huge liability and I probably should not run for a highly visible public office where this can be effortlessly used to smear an entire movement."
October 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The correct response to having a Nazi tattoo, regardless of when or why you got it, is thinking, "This makes me a huge liability and I probably should not run for a highly visible public office where this can be effortlessly used to smear an entire movement."
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[crime scene]
partner: there are two kinds of bullets but only one set of footprints
me: *whispering* jesus
partner: oh shit, jesus
partner: there are two kinds of bullets but only one set of footprints
me: *whispering* jesus
partner: oh shit, jesus
July 9, 2023 at 3:13 PM
[crime scene]
partner: there are two kinds of bullets but only one set of footprints
me: *whispering* jesus
partner: oh shit, jesus
partner: there are two kinds of bullets but only one set of footprints
me: *whispering* jesus
partner: oh shit, jesus
The right-wing No Kings response memes have shrinking corncob "I'm not owned!" energy.
October 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The right-wing No Kings response memes have shrinking corncob "I'm not owned!" energy.
It's Warlock Fall.
Its Warlock Fall #funnysong #wizard #brat
YouTube video by Carter Vail
youtube.com
October 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It's Warlock Fall.
Well I was a little annoyed to learn that USMNT was a sports thing and not United States Mutant Ninja Turtles.
October 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Well I was a little annoyed to learn that USMNT was a sports thing and not United States Mutant Ninja Turtles.