Mr Jimpanzy
@jimpanzy.bsky.social
Sports fan/sufferer UTFT - Wool
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THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
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Channel 4 is a good watch
September 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Channel 4 is a good watch
Hill Dicko is going to be a special place!
August 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Hill Dicko is going to be a special place!
Electric State was disappointing!
March 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Electric State was disappointing!
United States of Russia
February 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
United States of Russia
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Trump will have cordial phone chats and arrange friendly meetings with a murderous dictator but when he brings the president of an invaded and brutalised country into his office he bullies and mocks him. He’s not a president, he’s a gangster.
February 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Trump will have cordial phone chats and arrange friendly meetings with a murderous dictator but when he brings the president of an invaded and brutalised country into his office he bullies and mocks him. He’s not a president, he’s a gangster.
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regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope
February 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope
Movies you’ve watched more than six times. GIFs only
February 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Movies you’ve watched more than six times. GIFs only
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This is what a sea lion looks like in an MRI machine. (📷: Ben Inglis)
February 18, 2025 at 10:07 AM
This is what a sea lion looks like in an MRI machine. (📷: Ben Inglis)
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Everton in the Premier League this season:
Wins:
Under Sean Dyche - 3 in 19 games
Under David Moyes - 4 in 6 games
Goals scored from open play:
Under Sean Dyche - 7 in 19 games
Under David Moyes - 8 in 6 games
#EFC
Wins:
Under Sean Dyche - 3 in 19 games
Under David Moyes - 4 in 6 games
Goals scored from open play:
Under Sean Dyche - 7 in 19 games
Under David Moyes - 8 in 6 games
#EFC
February 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Everton in the Premier League this season:
Wins:
Under Sean Dyche - 3 in 19 games
Under David Moyes - 4 in 6 games
Goals scored from open play:
Under Sean Dyche - 7 in 19 games
Under David Moyes - 8 in 6 games
#EFC
Wins:
Under Sean Dyche - 3 in 19 games
Under David Moyes - 4 in 6 games
Goals scored from open play:
Under Sean Dyche - 7 in 19 games
Under David Moyes - 8 in 6 games
#EFC
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“Right, that’s 4 Stellas, 5 Heinekens, 3 Budweisers & 6 Coronas for the coach home…”
February 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“Right, that’s 4 Stellas, 5 Heinekens, 3 Budweisers & 6 Coronas for the coach home…”
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Beto does everything dcl did, but can actually finish. Alcaraz looks like a quality signing. Harrison plays on the left and suddenly looks like a player. Moyes makes subs at the right time.
Everton can actually play football when given belief and coached properly.
Who knew 👀🤪😂
Everton can actually play football when given belief and coached properly.
Who knew 👀🤪😂
February 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Beto does everything dcl did, but can actually finish. Alcaraz looks like a quality signing. Harrison plays on the left and suddenly looks like a player. Moyes makes subs at the right time.
Everton can actually play football when given belief and coached properly.
Who knew 👀🤪😂
Everton can actually play football when given belief and coached properly.
Who knew 👀🤪😂
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Three in three for Ili. ✨
February 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Three in three for Ili. ✨
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He makes himself big
February 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
He makes himself big
@bryansgunn.bsky.social continues to outdo himself! 👏🏽
February 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
@bryansgunn.bsky.social continues to outdo himself! 👏🏽
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The fastest-ever goal at Goodison Park. ⏱️
The fastest-ever goal by an Everton player. ⏱️
The fastest-ever Premier League goal by a home side. ⏱️
The fourth-fastest goal in Premier League history. ⏱️
The fastest-ever goal by an Everton player. ⏱️
The fastest-ever Premier League goal by a home side. ⏱️
The fourth-fastest goal in Premier League history. ⏱️
February 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The fastest-ever goal at Goodison Park. ⏱️
The fastest-ever goal by an Everton player. ⏱️
The fastest-ever Premier League goal by a home side. ⏱️
The fourth-fastest goal in Premier League history. ⏱️
The fastest-ever goal by an Everton player. ⏱️
The fastest-ever Premier League goal by a home side. ⏱️
The fourth-fastest goal in Premier League history. ⏱️
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I still can’t upload vids longer than a minute on here but if you need a chuckle check this out. Not saying you’ll get a chuckle, mind you… youtu.be/j1AqpVZoF6k?...
Reacting to Discontinued Fast Food Item Commercials
YouTube video by Chef Reactions
youtu.be
January 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I still can’t upload vids longer than a minute on here but if you need a chuckle check this out. Not saying you’ll get a chuckle, mind you… youtu.be/j1AqpVZoF6k?...
Late to the party but Alice in Borderland is bloody brilliant!
January 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Late to the party but Alice in Borderland is bloody brilliant!
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In celebrating Trump’s inauguration, America’s oligarchs made clear they are done pretending to care about immigrants, the LGBTQ+, or our democracy. That’s all over — they’re ready to cash in with Donald Trump.
In Trump's America, the Oligarchy Is Done Pretending to Care About You
The world’s richest people are done feigning concern for immigrants, LGBTQ Americans, or democracy — they’re ready to cash in with Donald Trump.
www.rollingstone.com
January 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
In celebrating Trump’s inauguration, America’s oligarchs made clear they are done pretending to care about immigrants, the LGBTQ+, or our democracy. That’s all over — they’re ready to cash in with Donald Trump.
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Bluesky has been flooded with automated reply bots - they'll offer a sort of confrontational opinion as a reply. They're pretty convincing and we all need to train ourselves to not reflexively reply to all responses until we check
Dead giveaway is new acct, few followers + original posts
Dead giveaway is new acct, few followers + original posts
January 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Bluesky has been flooded with automated reply bots - they'll offer a sort of confrontational opinion as a reply. They're pretty convincing and we all need to train ourselves to not reflexively reply to all responses until we check
Dead giveaway is new acct, few followers + original posts
Dead giveaway is new acct, few followers + original posts
Need to sign Mangala and Lindstrom. 👍🏻
January 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Need to sign Mangala and Lindstrom. 👍🏻
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Snoop Dogg went from cool to uncool faster than you can say Uncle Tom.
January 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Snoop Dogg went from cool to uncool faster than you can say Uncle Tom.