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Jimmy Perez
@jimmyperezshetland.bsky.social
Solving crimes. Brooding. Now on Orkney.
“I don’t really know him”
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
A little aurora borealis action.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Current status
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Social Media: “Happy Veterans Day!” Here’s a picture of me when I was 19! lol. So young!

LinkedIn: “Not a veteran? F-you!”
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I love free stuff from work but I’m not sure if I need the collapsible canes or the female urinals.
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I love free stuff from work but I’m not sure if I need the collapsible canes or the female urinals.
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
If you aren’t fully tipping your server for your free or reduced meal today, you’re really a bad person.
a woman says burn in hell in front of a man
ALT: a woman says burn in hell in front of a man
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Maybe the other option is you’re just an impatient parent with a child who can’t get it right. That’s ok. Just admit it and move on and do better.

And no, homeschooling in your case is not a good option.
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Been to Costco lately, @ywfyf.com ?
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The great thing about this site is great ideas are born every day!

It’s like LinkedIn for the unrealistic liberal.
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
First snow of the year - like 4-6”. Two hour delay for school but woke my wife up anyway at 630 because as I told her “just because there is a 2 hour delay that doesn’t change our responsibilities as parents or homeowners on a Monday”.

If she had something to throw, she would have.
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
“The church bell chimed ‘til it rang 29 times for each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald”.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Cub Scout meeting went hard today.
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If @dieworkwear.bsky.social is ever looking for an intern, it should be this kid.
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Like i never understand these - this dude looks to be 100. Was he walking the point in NAM in his 50s? Afghanistan in his 80s?
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
November 10th:

Who cares about the Marine Corps when you have this
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
There’s that magical time of the year during the first snowfall - quiet, delicate - where just for a moment you forget that you’ve got to pick up all of the dead, wet, snow-covered leaves.
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The Defense-Athletic Complex.
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Real hitters who grew up with WGN know.

And British Hong Kong. They know too.
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Is this worth salvaging?
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
My wife has taken to using “rat fucking” almost every time I screw something up.

How do I help her understand the proper usage? Or is it too late?
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Remember folks: first impressions are usually correct.
a woman says if your gut is telling you something 's off you got to trust that ..
ALT: a woman says if your gut is telling you something 's off you got to trust that ..
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
What’s pretty amazing about all of this is the shortsightedness of these people. They really do believe it’s going to last forever. They are all-in.
Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez
November 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
If you aren’t hitting the pep, fam, what are you doing?
November 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM