Jim Henson
@jimhenson.bsky.social
Disclaimer: I am not the real deal.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
Italian tobacco hits different.
September 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Italian tobacco hits different.
@bretmichaels.bsky.social is away on tour...I miss him dearly.
August 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
@bretmichaels.bsky.social is away on tour...I miss him dearly.
Well this is alarming.
July 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Well this is alarming.
I swear to you this has BROCKHAMPTON scrawled all over it.
July 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I swear to you this has BROCKHAMPTON scrawled all over it.
@jamesgandolfini.bsky.social has adopted my culture. He gets it 🇦🇲🧿📿
July 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
@jamesgandolfini.bsky.social has adopted my culture. He gets it 🇦🇲🧿📿
In search of a support group, kinda like AA, only it's just for firstborn daughters who never feel like they're doing enough.
July 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
In search of a support group, kinda like AA, only it's just for firstborn daughters who never feel like they're doing enough.
Made banana bread and oolong milk tea at home and am enjoying them on my bed watching TV (not in my bed, note it). This is what being in your early 20s is all about.
July 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Made banana bread and oolong milk tea at home and am enjoying them on my bed watching TV (not in my bed, note it). This is what being in your early 20s is all about.
Am knowing the joys of motherhood.
July 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Am knowing the joys of motherhood.
Rewatching all the episodes of High Fidelity for the 100th time is all I've got going on.
June 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Rewatching all the episodes of High Fidelity for the 100th time is all I've got going on.
Forever the most grateful and gracious person at the Home Depot.
June 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Forever the most grateful and gracious person at the Home Depot.
Gonna start drawing lines on my wall for all the days that not a single person has asked me to hang out.
June 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Gonna start drawing lines on my wall for all the days that not a single person has asked me to hang out.
I think I just got spat on on my way out of the subway, guys.
June 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I think I just got spat on on my way out of the subway, guys.
Who's going to Basement with me this Friday?
June 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Who's going to Basement with me this Friday?
Somehow stumbled into watching a video of Jane Birkin. But I'm in a committed relationship. So I've decided to cut myself some bangs.
Happy Pride month, guys!
Happy Pride month, guys!
June 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Somehow stumbled into watching a video of Jane Birkin. But I'm in a committed relationship. So I've decided to cut myself some bangs.
Happy Pride month, guys!
Happy Pride month, guys!
Damn, he would've loved me.
June 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Damn, he would've loved me.
We've been reeling today.
June 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
We've been reeling today.
Every few months I'll go and watch all the TikToks I would post for me and my five friends three years ago...and I still think this one's my masterpiece.
June 14, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Every few months I'll go and watch all the TikToks I would post for me and my five friends three years ago...and I still think this one's my masterpiece.
Lindy is my new favorite.
May 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Lindy is my new favorite.
Am literally the only person on the ferry to NJ this morning. What the fuck. Listening to yacht rock on the ferry. Yeh.
May 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Am literally the only person on the ferry to NJ this morning. What the fuck. Listening to yacht rock on the ferry. Yeh.