jimeeebikes
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I like my e-bikes and I cannot lie
Has anyone tried harnessing the power of cats to get their lawn mowed?
September 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Has anyone tried harnessing the power of cats to get their lawn mowed?
It’s Alanis Morisette’s bday today. I thought maybe you, you, you oughta know.
June 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It’s Alanis Morisette’s bday today. I thought maybe you, you, you oughta know.
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I love to stay up late and have fun even though it’s not fun and I don’t love it
May 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I love to stay up late and have fun even though it’s not fun and I don’t love it
The next Indiana Jones should take place in the Missouri cheese caves
May 12, 2025 at 10:45 AM
The next Indiana Jones should take place in the Missouri cheese caves
Can’t keep house plants alive? Get a cat, at least then you’ll be able to shift the blame.
March 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Can’t keep house plants alive? Get a cat, at least then you’ll be able to shift the blame.
I’ve never been to a rave but I’ve seen the movie Go several times
March 2, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I’ve never been to a rave but I’ve seen the movie Go several times
“I think the creatine’s kicking in,” said the skinny weenie runner boy
February 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
“I think the creatine’s kicking in,” said the skinny weenie runner boy
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Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet?
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
November 21, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet?
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
My cat just crawled under my blankets, laid on my foot and started biting my hairy calf. This is the weird I’ve been waiting for, be happy for me 🥰😸🎉
February 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
My cat just crawled under my blankets, laid on my foot and started biting my hairy calf. This is the weird I’ve been waiting for, be happy for me 🥰😸🎉
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Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies
February 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies
So glad the Red Sox won last night
February 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
So glad the Red Sox won last night
Never would I have imagined tonight I’d spend on the floor being beaten by a stuffie snake by a 7 year old listening to ‘Timber’ but here we are
February 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Never would I have imagined tonight I’d spend on the floor being beaten by a stuffie snake by a 7 year old listening to ‘Timber’ but here we are
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Oh, universe, you didn't hear well again..I said I wouldn't mind some existential bread
February 3, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Oh, universe, you didn't hear well again..I said I wouldn't mind some existential bread
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My sister on trying an ebike for the first time yesterday “I see why everyone always talks about e-bikes now.”
Such a common response! E-bikes are game-changing.
Such a common response! E-bikes are game-changing.
February 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
My sister on trying an ebike for the first time yesterday “I see why everyone always talks about e-bikes now.”
Such a common response! E-bikes are game-changing.
Such a common response! E-bikes are game-changing.
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Therapist: Have you been journaling your feelings?
Me: *shows Bluesky timeline*
Therapist: Oh no.
Me: *shows Bluesky timeline*
Therapist: Oh no.
February 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Therapist: Have you been journaling your feelings?
Me: *shows Bluesky timeline*
Therapist: Oh no.
Me: *shows Bluesky timeline*
Therapist: Oh no.
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imagine marrying your soulmate then one day you come home from work and they're watching Young Sheldon
January 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
imagine marrying your soulmate then one day you come home from work and they're watching Young Sheldon
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Me, to Magic 8 Ball: Will I ever be happy?
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January 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Me, to Magic 8 Ball: Will I ever be happy?
*shake*
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Snoop Dogg is short for Snoopy Doggy
October 17, 2023 at 9:20 PM
Snoop Dogg is short for Snoopy Doggy
6: “I got the EASIEST assignment today. I needed to write about my house and then draw it. I wrote ‘I have 2 cats’ and that was it!”
October 16, 2023 at 9:59 PM
6: “I got the EASIEST assignment today. I needed to write about my house and then draw it. I wrote ‘I have 2 cats’ and that was it!”
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One of my first major disappointments in life was that a thesaurus was not a dinosaur
October 9, 2023 at 11:59 AM
One of my first major disappointments in life was that a thesaurus was not a dinosaur
We have fun baths
October 10, 2023 at 11:38 PM
We have fun baths
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Yesterday was bisexual visibility day. Now that it is over, we are once again free to move in the periphery of time and space, unseen by mortal eyes who know not of our plans
September 24, 2023 at 11:29 AM
Yesterday was bisexual visibility day. Now that it is over, we are once again free to move in the periphery of time and space, unseen by mortal eyes who know not of our plans