Turns out @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social is the best at posting on this app.

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The back wall of my new refrigerator lights up when the door opens and I’ve never felt more glamorous and au courant.

1/4 expertise

That tree’s not going *anywhere*.

Professional Oaths xkcd.com/2843

The healing power of a text from your BFF is unmatched.

I can’t sleep. Not for insomnia reasons. But because my left nostril has decided it hates me.

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Spent ages 7-29 training myself to be hungry in the morning so I didn’t take meds on an empty stomach. Now my new adhd meds don’t require morning food and my thyroid ones won’t let me eat until like an hour after I take them. LOL ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #hungrynow

executive function??? I don't even have entry-level function!

This app icon is so nice. I’d love to have a screen full of nice icons like this.

What I need the neighborhood trick-or-treaters to know, first and foremost, is that in this house, THE 👏 SKELETONS 👏 FUCK

This weekend I feel like I’ve done nothing of importance, which is fine. And it’s what I needed. But o also did objectively do Things, like schedule a guy to come take care of a bee hive in my yard and wash down my patio. Those are things!!!

For the record, I had tea and stroopwafel for breakfast and it was great.

I’m hoping we’ve all learned are lesson and will post like it’s 2009 again. Tell me what you had for breakfast or any other mundane thing.