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American by birth, Bostonian by the Grace of God | #Boston #Brookline #RealEstate | alumnus BU, BC Law | ig @jgmesq | Flambeur
Nevah write if you can speak;
nevah speak if you can nod;
nevah nod if you can wink.
nevah speak if you can nod;
nevah nod if you can wink.
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Nevah write if you can speak;
nevah speak if you can nod;
nevah nod if you can wink.
nevah speak if you can nod;
nevah nod if you can wink.
This morning my sons taught me about The Great Meme Reset of 2026, so now I’m going to hit them mad hard on January 1 with ancient memes most dank
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This morning my sons taught me about The Great Meme Reset of 2026, so now I’m going to hit them mad hard on January 1 with ancient memes most dank
From Weirs Beach in New Hampshire to Dennis on the Cape, if I see an obviously former Pizza Hut, I will stop to take its picture
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
From Weirs Beach in New Hampshire to Dennis on the Cape, if I see an obviously former Pizza Hut, I will stop to take its picture
Stah gazing on the Cape is wicked fucken pissah, kehd
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Stah gazing on the Cape is wicked fucken pissah, kehd
Boozing and pyromania on Cape Cod
November 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Boozing and pyromania on Cape Cod
No man ever bites into the same donut twice, for it's not the same donut and he's not the same man
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
No man ever bites into the same donut twice, for it's not the same donut and he's not the same man
Dispensing with turkey this year in favor of Taiwan style smoked duck.
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Dispensing with turkey this year in favor of Taiwan style smoked duck.
If the ocean was ayran
and I was a duck
I’d dive to the bottom
and never come up.
Ali Baba
Boston (South End)
and I was a duck
I’d dive to the bottom
and never come up.
Ali Baba
Boston (South End)
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
If the ocean was ayran
and I was a duck
I’d dive to the bottom
and never come up.
Ali Baba
Boston (South End)
and I was a duck
I’d dive to the bottom
and never come up.
Ali Baba
Boston (South End)
Banner evening for a stroll upon the Charles
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Banner evening for a stroll upon the Charles
Someone should open a restaurant in Boston that serves North Shore roast beef sandwiches and South Shore Bar Pizza
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Someone should open a restaurant in Boston that serves North Shore roast beef sandwiches and South Shore Bar Pizza
Banner evening for a spot of sigara borek, kalle pache, and ayran. Afiyet olsun.
Ali Baba
Boston (South End)
Ali Baba
Boston (South End)
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Banner evening for a spot of sigara borek, kalle pache, and ayran. Afiyet olsun.
Ali Baba
Boston (South End)
Ali Baba
Boston (South End)
On Patriots Day I hit my sons with Longfellow’s Paul Revere's Ride, today Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address.
November 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
On Patriots Day I hit my sons with Longfellow’s Paul Revere's Ride, today Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address.
Might be time to cull the herd
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Might be time to cull the herd
The je ne sais quoi of the Raising Cane’s in Boston’s Downtown Crossing
November 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The je ne sais quoi of the Raising Cane’s in Boston’s Downtown Crossing
Just spent an hour discussing Kelo v City of New London with my son to help him with his project on the 5th Amendment. “This is bullshit,” he concludes, demonstrating a better understanding of the facts than the SCOTUS idiotic majority.
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Just spent an hour discussing Kelo v City of New London with my son to help him with his project on the 5th Amendment. “This is bullshit,” he concludes, demonstrating a better understanding of the facts than the SCOTUS idiotic majority.
Union Park in the South End hosts the best trick or treating on offer in Boston.
(Honorable mention to Melville Avenue / Wellesley Park in Fields Corner, Dorchester)
(Honorable mention to Melville Avenue / Wellesley Park in Fields Corner, Dorchester)
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Union Park in the South End hosts the best trick or treating on offer in Boston.
(Honorable mention to Melville Avenue / Wellesley Park in Fields Corner, Dorchester)
(Honorable mention to Melville Avenue / Wellesley Park in Fields Corner, Dorchester)
Like the generations of leaves, the lives of Kenmore Square bars. Now the wind scatters the old leaves across the earth, now the living timber bursts with the new buds and spring comes round again. And so with bars: as one generation comes to life, another dies away.
October 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Like the generations of leaves, the lives of Kenmore Square bars. Now the wind scatters the old leaves across the earth, now the living timber bursts with the new buds and spring comes round again. And so with bars: as one generation comes to life, another dies away.
Asked to select his favorite song as a part of this weekend’s homework, my 13 year old son chose Steely Dan’s Caves of Altamira.
September 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Asked to select his favorite song as a part of this weekend’s homework, my 13 year old son chose Steely Dan’s Caves of Altamira.
Cool air, warm sun. Ideal weather.
August 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Cool air, warm sun. Ideal weather.
Dunks, Stahbucks, Nero, and even Gong Cha all next to one another inside South Station? At this point, F it, might as well open a Blank Street.
August 8, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Dunks, Stahbucks, Nero, and even Gong Cha all next to one another inside South Station? At this point, F it, might as well open a Blank Street.
Claret is the liquor for boys, port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.
Estragon
South End
Estragon
South End
August 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Claret is the liquor for boys, port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.
Estragon
South End
Estragon
South End
“Let me go out there and let me get one wave, just one wave before you take me in"
Ponquogue Beach
Hampton Bays, NY
Ponquogue Beach
Hampton Bays, NY
August 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“Let me go out there and let me get one wave, just one wave before you take me in"
Ponquogue Beach
Hampton Bays, NY
Ponquogue Beach
Hampton Bays, NY
As a New Englander on Shelter Island, I get the same feeling I do as a US citizen in anglophone Canada- everything feels almost the same, just ever so slightly off
July 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
As a New Englander on Shelter Island, I get the same feeling I do as a US citizen in anglophone Canada- everything feels almost the same, just ever so slightly off
Tacos lengua, pastor, oreja, y secina wey 🇲🇽🇺🇸
Maria’s Kitchen
Shelter Island, NY
Maria’s Kitchen
Shelter Island, NY
July 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Tacos lengua, pastor, oreja, y secina wey 🇲🇽🇺🇸
Maria’s Kitchen
Shelter Island, NY
Maria’s Kitchen
Shelter Island, NY
“Sir, my culture is not your costume” I whisper to my wife as we walk by a guy wearing The Reds in Sag Harbor.
July 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“Sir, my culture is not your costume” I whisper to my wife as we walk by a guy wearing The Reds in Sag Harbor.