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Let’s start an over-30 selfie thread ✨

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(feat. @itsdionisio.bsky.social)
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Or maybe Tnazi
Trumplican? I see no reason to create a new name. TRAITOR is fine.
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I wonder too often about what age it becomes socially acceptable to have a super-cozy-yet-still-tacky recliner.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
24 hours later and still thinking about the plot twist at the end of the movie The Beldham 😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Getting called daddy in my insta dm’s
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Rhetorically, why do the door staff at Sidetrack Chicago consistently remember me (a white gay) when reentering and consistently require my husband (a brown gay) to go back in line upon reentry? Interesting
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I wonder at which point the USA is going to invade the USA to liberate the residents of the USA through regime change in the USA by installing a pro-democracy government in the USA.
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
First food of the day at 7pm after a stupid long workday
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Possibly unpopular opinion but The Conjuring: Last Rites is actually a really good movie
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The energy I’m trying to give from now on with the people closest to me bc the world is increasingly a dark and terrible place
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Grijalva: That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files. Justice cannot wait another day.
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Likewise for @durbin.senate.gov who, following over 4 decades in Congress, has chosen to capitulate ahead of his ‘27 retirement by selling out not only his constituents but also millions of people across the country. Why bother finishing your last term when you’ve clearly already given up, Senator?
Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Haven’t seen this kind of winter storm in Chicago in so long omg the heavy snow + thunder + lightning I loveeee
a woman in a colorful sweater has her arms in the air
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media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Looking at you, @durbin.senate.gov — and especially you @schumer.senate.gov
Tonight’s Senate vote on the federal government shutdown should have been a time for strength.

Instead we saw capitulation and a betrayal of working Americans.

The American people need more from their leaders.
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
@durbin.senate.gov just as you’ve stood by merely with “strongly worded” social media posts while feds have terrorized your constituents for months, you now join 7 other Dems in proving how permeating the ineptitude of the Dem Party is. If you have any shame, you should resign in it.
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Declining Sunday funday invites and staying cozy at home 🥰
a woman wearing sunglasses and a red fur coat is laying on a couch with snl written on it
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media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I’m convinced that Lux from Rosalía has healing properties for the psyche
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Yes
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This part would’ve made me happy-cry if I wasn’t so medicated
“New York will remain a city of immigrants. A city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants and as of tonight, led by an immigrant.”

Watch the best of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's victory speech after becoming New York City’s first Muslim mayor.

Visit zeteo.com for more coverage.
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Subtle snoring contest between my husband and one of our cats 🥹🫶🏻
November 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM