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ergo, it follows that the worst outcome of all is finding no worm in your apple
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Cyber Monday is here and deals are going fast! These deals are diaphanous. They are receding even as we speak, becoming mere memories of deals, prices longed for but lost, hints at what could have been had for less. A golden slant of sun through window falls on an empty countertop. Act now.
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Cyber Monday is here and deals are going fast! These deals are diaphanous. They are receding even as we speak, becoming mere memories of deals, prices longed for but lost, hints at what could have been had for less. A golden slant of sun through window falls on an empty countertop. Act now.
sapiosexual visibility week
falling in love with jeopardy contestants is normal
September 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
sapiosexual visibility week
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Though you may not say Doggo, you bear the spirit of the word
September 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Though you may not say Doggo, you bear the spirit of the word
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Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving
September 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving
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There are only however many hours in a day
September 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
There are only however many hours in a day
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One big problem is that to truly understand what the internet is doing to people, you have to be on it too much to play any useful role in society
September 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
One big problem is that to truly understand what the internet is doing to people, you have to be on it too much to play any useful role in society
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imagining some guy in 1000 bc trying to get on my horse before i dismount. brother we've been riding horses for thousands of years
September 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
imagining some guy in 1000 bc trying to get on my horse before i dismount. brother we've been riding horses for thousands of years
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A child knocks something off my desk at work. I smile at the parent understandingly.
"Your child?"
They smile and nod.
"You made them?"
"Uh, yes?" They are confused.
"Like Goben."
"W-what?"
"Fleem. You made them. Like Fleem." Then to the child: "You are Fleem."
[They do not understand.]
"Your child?"
They smile and nod.
"You made them?"
"Uh, yes?" They are confused.
"Like Goben."
"W-what?"
"Fleem. You made them. Like Fleem." Then to the child: "You are Fleem."
[They do not understand.]
September 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
A child knocks something off my desk at work. I smile at the parent understandingly.
"Your child?"
They smile and nod.
"You made them?"
"Uh, yes?" They are confused.
"Like Goben."
"W-what?"
"Fleem. You made them. Like Fleem." Then to the child: "You are Fleem."
[They do not understand.]
"Your child?"
They smile and nod.
"You made them?"
"Uh, yes?" They are confused.
"Like Goben."
"W-what?"
"Fleem. You made them. Like Fleem." Then to the child: "You are Fleem."
[They do not understand.]
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“Are you okay? I saw you deleted your twitter…” Are you okay? I saw you dance in the rain, sparkling, made new.
September 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
“Are you okay? I saw you deleted your twitter…” Are you okay? I saw you dance in the rain, sparkling, made new.
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this tagline is goated when feeling like everyone and everything is getting dumber is the vibe
September 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
this tagline is goated when feeling like everyone and everything is getting dumber is the vibe
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I'm Kathy posting now
September 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I'm Kathy posting now
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you have more agency than almost anything in the universe
July 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
you have more agency than almost anything in the universe
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the pompous fraud and glory hog thomas edison invented getting out of bed. nikola tesla pioneered the vastly superior "staying in bed," and died in relative obscurity, penniless and alone.
whoever invented getting out of bed deserves eternal pain
June 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
the pompous fraud and glory hog thomas edison invented getting out of bed. nikola tesla pioneered the vastly superior "staying in bed," and died in relative obscurity, penniless and alone.
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The suit includes the legal definition of Shrek
June 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The suit includes the legal definition of Shrek
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Screaming “do it in anime” to a pimply intern while I crunch on the bones of a baby pheasant
June 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Screaming “do it in anime” to a pimply intern while I crunch on the bones of a baby pheasant
Zenon Girl: of the 21st Century gets a lot of things exactly right about the future, but failed to predict that we would have no big-name, headlining musical acts by 2049
June 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Zenon Girl: of the 21st Century gets a lot of things exactly right about the future, but failed to predict that we would have no big-name, headlining musical acts by 2049
Diet coke is an amaro
May 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Diet coke is an amaro
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imagine if peter jackson had an ounce of courage and filmed three movies with the practical effects gollum we all deserved
July 17, 2023 at 4:55 AM
imagine if peter jackson had an ounce of courage and filmed three movies with the practical effects gollum we all deserved
that scary moment at the end of 'we didnt start the fire' when billy joel shouts "i can't take it anymore!", renouncing history itself. what is he resolving to do here?
September 13, 2023 at 6:23 PM
that scary moment at the end of 'we didnt start the fire' when billy joel shouts "i can't take it anymore!", renouncing history itself. what is he resolving to do here?
ergo, it follows that the worst outcome of all is finding no worm in your apple
July 30, 2023 at 5:27 AM
ergo, it follows that the worst outcome of all is finding no worm in your apple
Barbie's core conflict rests literally and out loud on the foregone conclusion that patriarchy is irresistible to women?
July 29, 2023 at 9:06 AM
Barbie's core conflict rests literally and out loud on the foregone conclusion that patriarchy is irresistible to women?
*confiscating dish of garden zucchini gifted to you by a neighbor* sorry but you know the rules here, no ethical consumption under capitalism. it's fine this once just dont let me catch you doing it again
July 20, 2023 at 6:51 AM
*confiscating dish of garden zucchini gifted to you by a neighbor* sorry but you know the rules here, no ethical consumption under capitalism. it's fine this once just dont let me catch you doing it again