jessica
@jesstobrazil.bsky.social
philadelphia via new jersey | i’m gonna miss everything
there are few things i hate more than finding a creator funny and then being baited and switched into being asked to check out their new single.
September 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
there are few things i hate more than finding a creator funny and then being baited and switched into being asked to check out their new single.
i don’t believe in guilty pleasures, and on an entirely unrelated note, the big bang theory was my comfort show during one of the worst depressive episodes of my life.
August 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
i don’t believe in guilty pleasures, and on an entirely unrelated note, the big bang theory was my comfort show during one of the worst depressive episodes of my life.
i had a vivid dream that i purchased tickets and flights for a jets to brazil reunion, and now i'm afraid i missed something.
August 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
i had a vivid dream that i purchased tickets and flights for a jets to brazil reunion, and now i'm afraid i missed something.
perhaps my first time spending overnight in an airport? feels crazy considering how much i’ve flown.
August 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
perhaps my first time spending overnight in an airport? feels crazy considering how much i’ve flown.
you call it “airport theory,” i call it “you didn’t grow up flying out of ewr and it shows”
August 8, 2025 at 8:56 AM
you call it “airport theory,” i call it “you didn’t grow up flying out of ewr and it shows”
can you believe it? my little sweeties!
September ripper with Bike Routes & Worlds Greatest Dad. Don’t miss it. On sale Friday at 10a local
July 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
can you believe it? my little sweeties!
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Why does this move me more than anything hanging in the Met
July 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Why does this move me more than anything hanging in the Met
people go on about bonding over hating the same person, but learning you love the same person and basking in that together? that’s the stuff.
July 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
people go on about bonding over hating the same person, but learning you love the same person and basking in that together? that’s the stuff.
i can’t believe someone could walk into a chipotle in 2025 and think, “man, i love capitalism.”
July 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i can’t believe someone could walk into a chipotle in 2025 and think, “man, i love capitalism.”
so, so stoked for and proud of the many people i love in new york! next, we wait for the dnc to run a gif of cuomo doing the nancy pelosi clap in 2028.
June 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
so, so stoked for and proud of the many people i love in new york! next, we wait for the dnc to run a gif of cuomo doing the nancy pelosi clap in 2028.
sorry i’m late! i was running early and then got caught in lighting that forced me to examine my pores for 20 minutes.
June 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
sorry i’m late! i was running early and then got caught in lighting that forced me to examine my pores for 20 minutes.
since it’s already too hot to use my oven and stove on june 6, i’m dubbing summer 2025 lunchables summer.
June 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
since it’s already too hot to use my oven and stove on june 6, i’m dubbing summer 2025 lunchables summer.
took my bra off to eat a triple dipper at the airport chili’s
June 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
took my bra off to eat a triple dipper at the airport chili’s
if i can love chicago after five consecutive 10-14 hour workdays, i’m thinking it may be for real.
June 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
if i can love chicago after five consecutive 10-14 hour workdays, i’m thinking it may be for real.
is phl okay? an announcement just said, “we love you, we’re here for you, and we welcome you with open arms.” did i cry a little? am i okay?
May 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
is phl okay? an announcement just said, “we love you, we’re here for you, and we welcome you with open arms.” did i cry a little? am i okay?
i didn’t know dave, but this news has rightly rattled so many people i am lucky to cherish in large part due to his influence and community built as a result of it. i love and hurt for my people.
The music industry is a mostly cynical, lonely place, where you’re just looking for your people.
Dave was one of our people. He made us believe. Rest easy friend.
Dave was one of our people. He made us believe. Rest easy friend.
May 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
i didn’t know dave, but this news has rightly rattled so many people i am lucky to cherish in large part due to his influence and community built as a result of it. i love and hurt for my people.
one thing about me is that i fear i tell people i love them too much, but it still never feels like enough, and also i never want to stop.
May 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
one thing about me is that i fear i tell people i love them too much, but it still never feels like enough, and also i never want to stop.
picture perfect weather to look at spreadsheets for ten hours
May 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
picture perfect weather to look at spreadsheets for ten hours
wawa playing “danger zone” at 8 am on a monday got me fucking AMPED
May 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
wawa playing “danger zone” at 8 am on a monday got me fucking AMPED
i turn 40 in october and my celebration ideas are currently oscillating between the private room at middle child clubhouse and seeing whether chili’s has the same.
May 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i turn 40 in october and my celebration ideas are currently oscillating between the private room at middle child clubhouse and seeing whether chili’s has the same.
being in an otherwise healthy relationship but your partner gets you an anniversary gift that isn’t your style
May 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
being in an otherwise healthy relationship but your partner gets you an anniversary gift that isn’t your style
i lived it: i had a positive customer service interaction with the philadelphia parking authority
April 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
i lived it: i had a positive customer service interaction with the philadelphia parking authority
is he hot or is he just the ceo of chili’s?
April 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
is he hot or is he just the ceo of chili’s?
if you’re selling a $100 jacket to commemorate an album, that album demands to be played in order.
April 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
if you’re selling a $100 jacket to commemorate an album, that album demands to be played in order.
looking for an elder fashioncore boyfriend at poison the well tonight
April 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
looking for an elder fashioncore boyfriend at poison the well tonight