Jess 💍
@jessthemess26.bsky.social
She/Her | History Enthusiast | Blue Texan | CAD Programmer
Call your elected officials: https://5calls.org
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen!
Knocked Loose
The Story So Far
Kendrick Lamar
Terror
Brad Paisley
Knocked Loose
The Story So Far
Kendrick Lamar
Terror
Brad Paisley
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Heart
Raphael Saadiq
Arctic Monkeys
Green Day
Babyface
Heart
Raphael Saadiq
Arctic Monkeys
Green Day
Babyface
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen!
Knocked Loose
The Story So Far
Kendrick Lamar
Terror
Brad Paisley
Knocked Loose
The Story So Far
Kendrick Lamar
Terror
Brad Paisley
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
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wizard frog is insane
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
wizard frog is insane
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wait I'm sorry it's rapture day AND bi visibility day?? talk about now you see me, now you don't
September 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
wait I'm sorry it's rapture day AND bi visibility day?? talk about now you see me, now you don't
Great night to go see the Astros!
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September 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Great night to go see the Astros!
🫶🏼🧡💙
🫶🏼🧡💙
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They're openly calling to lock up every trans person by force. We need every ally to speak out forcefully against this because trans folks cannot do this on our own.
August 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
They're openly calling to lock up every trans person by force. We need every ally to speak out forcefully against this because trans folks cannot do this on our own.
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time to admit im a fed (fed up with unaffordable housing)
August 14, 2025 at 8:12 AM
time to admit im a fed (fed up with unaffordable housing)
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Isn't this basically the premise of the first Police Academy movie?
Secretary Noem Unveils No Age Limit for Patriotic Americans to Join ICE Law Enforcement to Help Remove Worst of the Worst from U.S. | Homeland Security
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem announced U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) will waive age limits for new applicants so even more patriots will qualify to join ICE in its mission to arrest murd...
www.dhs.gov
August 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Isn't this basically the premise of the first Police Academy movie?
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"But they're here illegally"
I promise you I do not give a single fuck
I promise you I do not give a single fuck
August 7, 2025 at 9:22 AM
"But they're here illegally"
I promise you I do not give a single fuck
I promise you I do not give a single fuck
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Texans: It is extremely important that if you cannot attend tomorrow’s redistricting hearing in Austin, you submit public comment to oppose the new map. It’s important that we have the public opposition on the record for if and when this goes to court #txlege
House Public Comment
The purpose of this form is to aid Texas residents in electronically submitting public comments to House committees on measures or matters included on public hearing notices.
comments.house.texas.gov
July 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Texans: It is extremely important that if you cannot attend tomorrow’s redistricting hearing in Austin, you submit public comment to oppose the new map. It’s important that we have the public opposition on the record for if and when this goes to court #txlege
Correa back in Houston? LETS FUCKING GOOOOO BOYS 🔥🔥
July 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Correa back in Houston? LETS FUCKING GOOOOO BOYS 🔥🔥
Went antiquing, shared some cantaloupe ice cream with the fiancé, and currently baking a peach cobbler
Today has been quite nice
Today has been quite nice
July 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Went antiquing, shared some cantaloupe ice cream with the fiancé, and currently baking a peach cobbler
Today has been quite nice
Today has been quite nice
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I’m really sick of having my life dictated by an invisible egomaniac in the sky that I don’t even believe in.
July 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I’m really sick of having my life dictated by an invisible egomaniac in the sky that I don’t even believe in.
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If women submitting to men was a natural way of being, they would not have needed laws, religion & violence to get them to do it.
July 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If women submitting to men was a natural way of being, they would not have needed laws, religion & violence to get them to do it.
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Good morning 🫡
July 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Good morning 🫡
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Thanks to Senate Republicans, 17 million people will lose their health care.
Thanks to Senate Republicans, three million Americans, including veterans and seniors, will lose food assistance.
Thanks to Senate Republicans, families will see their energy bills go up by $400 a year.
Thanks to Senate Republicans, three million Americans, including veterans and seniors, will lose food assistance.
Thanks to Senate Republicans, families will see their energy bills go up by $400 a year.
July 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Thanks to Senate Republicans, 17 million people will lose their health care.
Thanks to Senate Republicans, three million Americans, including veterans and seniors, will lose food assistance.
Thanks to Senate Republicans, families will see their energy bills go up by $400 a year.
Thanks to Senate Republicans, three million Americans, including veterans and seniors, will lose food assistance.
Thanks to Senate Republicans, families will see their energy bills go up by $400 a year.
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The folks hollering about “family values” are out here tearing families apart with unlawful ICE raids, militarized police, & the weaponization of government.
All while ripping away food & healthcare from working-class families.
Are the family values in the room with us?
All while ripping away food & healthcare from working-class families.
Are the family values in the room with us?
June 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The folks hollering about “family values” are out here tearing families apart with unlawful ICE raids, militarized police, & the weaponization of government.
All while ripping away food & healthcare from working-class families.
Are the family values in the room with us?
All while ripping away food & healthcare from working-class families.
Are the family values in the room with us?
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AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”
June 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake