Jesse Darland
@jessedarland.bsky.social
ADHD. Writer of screenplays and otherwise. Advocate for an accessible & inclusive society. Pitching a holiday romcom & writing a fun time travel story! ✍
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm9675618/
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm9675618/
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- Hellmouth Hot Wings
- So Dip We All
- Wing Space Nine
- The Left Wing of Hotness
- So Dip We All
- Wing Space Nine
- The Left Wing of Hotness
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
- Hellmouth Hot Wings
- So Dip We All
- Wing Space Nine
- The Left Wing of Hotness
- So Dip We All
- Wing Space Nine
- The Left Wing of Hotness
My white knight solution here is the double man spread. You better believe that once our knees touch, buddy jerks that leg back.
on my way to manspread in a middle seat on the plane ✈️
October 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
My white knight solution here is the double man spread. You better believe that once our knees touch, buddy jerks that leg back.
Go Set a Watchman is a much better book than To Kill a Mockingbird in every way that matters!
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Go Set a Watchman is a much better book than To Kill a Mockingbird in every way that matters!
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The notion that those who took part in slavery or conquest were merely abiding by the moral standards of their time necessary excludes those they targeted and kidnapped from those standards; *they* were never confused about this. But other white people were frequently disgusted by this stuff too!
Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison.
Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.
October 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The notion that those who took part in slavery or conquest were merely abiding by the moral standards of their time necessary excludes those they targeted and kidnapped from those standards; *they* were never confused about this. But other white people were frequently disgusted by this stuff too!
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I fear I may have finally cracked the case.
October 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I fear I may have finally cracked the case.
Pamela’s Shining twins costume is sending me 🤣 #hauloutthehalloween
October 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Pamela’s Shining twins costume is sending me 🤣 #hauloutthehalloween
Ready for Ned-focused Haul Out spinoff #hauloutthehalloween
October 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Ready for Ned-focused Haul Out spinoff #hauloutthehalloween
"Here's Why That's Is a Good Thing" made me laugh with joy! Changing the narrative from 'autism=bad' to something so much better and more life-affirming.
Unfounded claims about an “autism epidemic” usually come from news or media outlets that are trying to sell stories, or from grievance parent-led orgs that focus more on eliminating autism than on supporting autistic people. At TPGA.
thinkingautismguide.com/2023/03/auti... #autism #neurodiversity
thinkingautismguide.com/2023/03/auti... #autism #neurodiversity
Autism Rates Are Now 1 in 36. Here's Why That Is a Good Thing.
The new 1 in 36 autism rate means the CDC is getting better at finding and diagnosing existing autism, not finding higher autism rates.
thinkingautismguide.com
October 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"Here's Why That's Is a Good Thing" made me laugh with joy! Changing the narrative from 'autism=bad' to something so much better and more life-affirming.
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October is #DysautonomiaAwarenessMonth
For many with #LongCovid, dysautonomia means daily struggles with dizziness, palpitations, fatigue & more
We need research, support & compassion
Let’s #MakeNoiseForTurquoise this October
#POTS #Dysautonomia #invisibleillness
For many with #LongCovid, dysautonomia means daily struggles with dizziness, palpitations, fatigue & more
We need research, support & compassion
Let’s #MakeNoiseForTurquoise this October
#POTS #Dysautonomia #invisibleillness
October 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
October is #DysautonomiaAwarenessMonth
For many with #LongCovid, dysautonomia means daily struggles with dizziness, palpitations, fatigue & more
We need research, support & compassion
Let’s #MakeNoiseForTurquoise this October
#POTS #Dysautonomia #invisibleillness
For many with #LongCovid, dysautonomia means daily struggles with dizziness, palpitations, fatigue & more
We need research, support & compassion
Let’s #MakeNoiseForTurquoise this October
#POTS #Dysautonomia #invisibleillness
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“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
October 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
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Salvador Dali could have watched Back to the Future
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
October 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Salvador Dali could have watched Back to the Future
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It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.
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I don't know why this revelation only occurred to me yesterday after YEARS of querying, but I sent a script to a producer yesterday and ended it with: "When should I check in with you next?" And then I received an answer. So simple! Communication! Who knew! #ScriptSky
September 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I don't know why this revelation only occurred to me yesterday after YEARS of querying, but I sent a script to a producer yesterday and ended it with: "When should I check in with you next?" And then I received an answer. So simple! Communication! Who knew! #ScriptSky
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An Armenian family moved to SC to live out the American dream. Then ICE arrested the father. www.postandcourier.com/news/local_s...
An Armenian family moved to SC to live out the American dream. Then ICE arrested the father.
An Armenian immigrant family in Charleston sought asylum. Now their father is being held in ICE detention in Folkston, Georgia after he was arrested by agents.
www.postandcourier.com
October 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
An Armenian family moved to SC to live out the American dream. Then ICE arrested the father. www.postandcourier.com/news/local_s...
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/adds to lexicon/
I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.
October 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
/adds to lexicon/
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
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Untitled by Alexander Calder, 1971
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137440
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137440
October 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Untitled by Alexander Calder, 1971
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137440
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137440
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I disagree. Complications *even when characters act smart* are much more interesting.
What a boring show that would have been.
October 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I disagree. Complications *even when characters act smart* are much more interesting.
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Fun with near homophones: the scary secret police in Handmaid’s Tale are called “Eyes”.
October 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Fun with near homophones: the scary secret police in Handmaid’s Tale are called “Eyes”.
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We Have at least 70? years of science fiction exploring this proposition and all reaching the same conclusions as Josie.
Which I only bring up because everyone involved in this AI thing is a science fiction fan, but not one who understands what they read.
Which I only bring up because everyone involved in this AI thing is a science fiction fan, but not one who understands what they read.
It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends
October 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
We Have at least 70? years of science fiction exploring this proposition and all reaching the same conclusions as Josie.
Which I only bring up because everyone involved in this AI thing is a science fiction fan, but not one who understands what they read.
Which I only bring up because everyone involved in this AI thing is a science fiction fan, but not one who understands what they read.
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The mystery of medical diagnosis!
October 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The mystery of medical diagnosis!