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Superman is the story of an immigrant who grew up in Kansas, landed a low-paying job as a reporter in Metropolis, and still had time for a hobby because urban housing was affordable.
July 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Superman is the story of an immigrant who grew up in Kansas, landed a low-paying job as a reporter in Metropolis, and still had time for a hobby because urban housing was affordable.
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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Anthropometry (ANT 132), by Yves Klein, 1950, 📸 by @AlexSlitzPhoto
April 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Anthropometry (ANT 132), by Yves Klein, 1950, 📸 by @AlexSlitzPhoto
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Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee
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March 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee
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Someone gave DOGE a tip that a contract was wasteful and they "canceled" it. This is a guaranteed energy savings performance contract that a) has guaranteed savings b) is revenue neutral and c) almost certainly cannot be terminated for convenience.
February 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Someone gave DOGE a tip that a contract was wasteful and they "canceled" it. This is a guaranteed energy savings performance contract that a) has guaranteed savings b) is revenue neutral and c) almost certainly cannot be terminated for convenience.
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I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.
February 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
My only Shoup story is when I was working in local govt and randomly emailed him to ask a silly question about how we should spend some money earmarked for parking. He took the time to respond despite me being some rando in Vermont. RIP Shoup Dogg.
I'm deeply saddened to share that Donald Shoup passed away last night. He was the ideal academic—curious, methodical, and concerned with turning ideas into real-world change. TAing his parking course these past few years has one of the greatest honors of my life. Rest in peace, Shoup Dogg.
February 8, 2025 at 6:24 AM
My only Shoup story is when I was working in local govt and randomly emailed him to ask a silly question about how we should spend some money earmarked for parking. He took the time to respond despite me being some rando in Vermont. RIP Shoup Dogg.
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Dr. Seuss cursing at someone
January 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Dr. Seuss cursing at someone
WAT
remember when the ACC moved the three-point line to mid-range jumper territory
January 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
WAT
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im sorry for re-posting that television`s ed mcmahon was seen running full speed into one of the fires. that was chinese disinformation
January 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
im sorry for re-posting that television`s ed mcmahon was seen running full speed into one of the fires. that was chinese disinformation
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cannot overstate the degree to which i am negatively polarized against nimbys.
like, if you go to a public meeting to speak against lower cost housing i think the city should eminent domain your house and your house specifically
like, if you go to a public meeting to speak against lower cost housing i think the city should eminent domain your house and your house specifically
The first several speakers at this morning's comprehensive plan meeting have been longtime homeowners in Seattle's wealthy Madrona neighborhood, arguing that a two-block "neighborhood center" where some apartments will be allowed, saying it will destroy their neighborhood.
January 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
cannot overstate the degree to which i am negatively polarized against nimbys.
like, if you go to a public meeting to speak against lower cost housing i think the city should eminent domain your house and your house specifically
like, if you go to a public meeting to speak against lower cost housing i think the city should eminent domain your house and your house specifically
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Relatives Gather From Across The Country To Stare Into Screens Together
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December 24, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Relatives Gather From Across The Country To Stare Into Screens Together
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Me: Dr. Salk your vaccine will save so many children!
Salk: Well thank God
Me: Of course they will grow up
Salk: Well I hope so
Me: And get old
Salk: I guess?
Me: And eventually vote for lunatics who will try to stop your vaccine
Salk: what now
Me: And leave NATO
Salk: shit
Salk: Well thank God
Me: Of course they will grow up
Salk: Well I hope so
Me: And get old
Salk: I guess?
Me: And eventually vote for lunatics who will try to stop your vaccine
Salk: what now
Me: And leave NATO
Salk: shit
December 13, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Me: Dr. Salk your vaccine will save so many children!
Salk: Well thank God
Me: Of course they will grow up
Salk: Well I hope so
Me: And get old
Salk: I guess?
Me: And eventually vote for lunatics who will try to stop your vaccine
Salk: what now
Me: And leave NATO
Salk: shit
Salk: Well thank God
Me: Of course they will grow up
Salk: Well I hope so
Me: And get old
Salk: I guess?
Me: And eventually vote for lunatics who will try to stop your vaccine
Salk: what now
Me: And leave NATO
Salk: shit
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If we want better fashion culture in the US, we have to lower the cost of housing and commercial real estate, support independent craftspeople, build denser neighborhoods, improve walkability, and get rid of overly restrictive zoning laws. Let kook culture thrive.
November 27, 2024 at 6:44 AM
If we want better fashion culture in the US, we have to lower the cost of housing and commercial real estate, support independent craftspeople, build denser neighborhoods, improve walkability, and get rid of overly restrictive zoning laws. Let kook culture thrive.
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alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
Where's the FUBAR meter when you need it?
November 20, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Where's the FUBAR meter when you need it?
Coal ash, welcome to the revolution?
Right now the US is almost entirely dependent on China for rare-earth minerals, but according to researchers at UT Austin, there's about $8.5B worth of those elements mixed up in US coal ash. news.utexas.edu/2024/11/19/e...
Enormous Cache of Rare Earth Elements Hidden Inside Coal Ash Waste
AUSTIN, Texas — Coal ash — the chalky remnants of coal that has been burned for fuel — has been piling up across the United States for decades. But new
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November 19, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Coal ash, welcome to the revolution?
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Captain Sad and his Ship of Fools, the Cowsills, 1968, 📸 by @DonaldJTrumpJr
November 17, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Captain Sad and his Ship of Fools, the Cowsills, 1968, 📸 by @DonaldJTrumpJr