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Jerp
@jerp.bsky.social
He/They, very manly muppet. Shouting into the void hoping someone shouts back. mostly baseball, red sox lover with a phillies fling. AEA Stage Manager, ne'er do well, and your pal.
clipping. rules as a band because yes they are doing weird, experimental, and esoteric stuff but also yes that is Thomas Jefferson from Hamilton
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Still reeling from Dylan Cease getting 7/$210, just feels fake
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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They should invent a library that serves beers.
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
When i figure out how to use doors its over for these hoes
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I think @pantspants.bsky.social is the greatest living artist just fyi
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Just refered to taking a piss as letting my demons out
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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The WNBA’s players give everything to the game. It’s time they’re treated fairly.
Stand with them and urge league leaders to negotiate in good faith. Add your name today.
https://actionnetwork.org/letters/wnba-players-deserve-a-higher-salary-and-better-working-conditions/
WNBA Players Deserve a Higher Salary and Better Working Conditions
Last October, WNBA players opted out of their 2020 collective bargaining agreement to demand higher salaries, a more mature revenue share system, better working conditions and improved player benefits...
actionnetwork.org
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My targeted podcast ads have offically switch from Boston accents to Philly accents, I'm a resident now.
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I love baseball so much and wil be sobbing like a baby when this game ends in January
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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This game is the baseball equivalent of being punished for stealing fire.
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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The craziest thing about Ernie Clement is that his legal name is just “Ernie,” not Ernest, not short for anything. And the second-craziest thing is that he has the single postseason hit record.
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Y'all saw Andy Pages kill Kíke Hernandez to get that ball, right?
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The local dive takes care of me and I love them for that
October 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Eagles won, Pats won, good day for Josh
October 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Okay so the thing about Hozier's music is that its seasonally approprate for Halloween
October 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Vibes at the local dive are immaculate. I love Philadelphia
October 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
October 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
@redsox.com you did great sweeties, i'm just mad at the outcome
October 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"How are you doing?"

I will live or day based on the outcome of a baseball game. At best that's neutral
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Mean mugging the entire bar cause I'm locked in on the sox
October 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Mean mugging the entire bar cause I'm locked in on the sox
October 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Masataka Yoshida, I will always love you
October 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I would just like the record to reflect that I would die for Carols Narvaez
September 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Call the ambulance, i got a tummy ache
September 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
At da movies :)
September 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM